I have a friend who works with retarted adults. He says he's always running them around town and going bowling and such. He's such a junkie, it's like the blind leading the blind.
I consider myself lucky that my wife loves Jello. She a sucker for ballads. She likes to motivate herself with Plastic Surgery Disasters. |
retarted :lol
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Yeah, wake and bake BAD?! :/
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I take it this is one of those "take it and we'll give you a chance to win a trip to the Bahamas" things, otherwise you can not read the res of this post;
Name- Andrew P. Age- 14.22983214875 job- Nothing (like a real american!) where you at?- Connecticut (USA) why did you start posting- Because this site owns how long have you been on the board- A day.... hobbies- Photoshop, Flash (MX), computers in general fav. music/band- Andrew W.K. / System of a Down fav. book- Speak fav. movie- I don't feel like thinking.... Who do you hate the most on this board- The person currently reading this line what is that smell-My cologne, oh you mean the bad smell?, yeah, that's me cologne too |
Your supposed to be 15 or older to join this board.
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I wish Burdock would get the retarded persons she works with to start posting here. They would certainly be an improvement over the retards we have now.
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Name- Megan~ :)
Age- 15 job- Student where you at?- n/a why did you start posting- i don't know...no reason... how long have you been on the board- not long at all hobbies- Shopping, sports, school, guys, hanging out with friends and my step-brother whom is like my best guy friend fav. music/band- don't have a fav. like anything fav. book- don't have one... fav. movie- idk Who do you hate the most on this board- no one yet...but i really can't "hate" anyone on the internet... what is that smell-....you |
I posted something here originally. Now I see that It was stupid. I was rash in my decision to post it and I "take it back". I apologize for wasting space. scroll down and disregard the contents of this post.
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Carni if only my people could read and write! It would be like the days of Habib.[/i] |
KUPLAH!
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I can take it, calm down :/ |
Name- Christopher
Age-21 job-Meat&Cheese mechanic where you at?-Sunny Las Vegas, NV why did you start posting-It was competitive. how long have you been on the board-May 2001 hobbies-Not cutting my hair, gambling, drinking, and being a loser. fav. music/band-DK, jazz, and other noise. fav. book-Do newspapers count? fav. movie-See my dvd profiler. Ok, I'm not really that gay.....anything Kubrick. Who do you hate the most on this board- People that I don't know who they are. what is that smell-Why must there always be one random lame-ass question that's added to surveys just to generate random lame-ass answers? |
PREP~*~*~* has got to be a character >:
And if PREP~*~*~* isn't a character, than I want first boinks. I get to do her in the butt. >: |
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Name: Andrew
Age: 26 Job: "Interactive Art Director". Where you at? Speak to me in proper English and maybe I'll answer you. Why did you start posting: Why do you care? How long have you been on the board: A few minutes. Hobbies: Hating life. Fav. music/band: Metal/Cynic. Fav. book: I don't care. Fav. movie: "High Strung". Who do you hate the most on this board: Most everyone. What is that smell: Look between your legs. |
I don't think Aversion knows how to read. :(
He's too BADASS. :lol |
Yo Line, where you be stayin at? Damn!
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Yea, so is it my turn yet? I suppose it woulda been earlier if I hadn't waited until today to join the message board.
Name: Danny Age: Fresh and Legal Job: Dirt Merchant where you at?: Lafayette, LA... voted #1 Party Town in the USA by Playboy Magazine... of course, this was the 1970s... why did you start posting?: Because the man that lives in the television told me so, or he would swallow my soul. how long have you been on the board?: >looks at watch< 20 minutes? hobbies: playing guitar, video games, going out (but having to get someone called a 'designated driver' to cart my ass back), world domination, elective brain surgery fav. music/ band: Pantera, Down, Sepultura, Cradle of Filth, Corrosion of Conformity, GWAR, Nine Inch Nails fav. book: "Napalm and Silly Putty" ~ George Carlin fav. movie: "Bridget the Midget Does Dallas" (uh huh) what do you hate most on this board?: myself what is that smell?: Sorry, I left that baby in the oven too long. Mmm, crunchy! |
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Name- Vomit
Age- ASL? job- LOL where you at?- BETWEEN THE A AND THE T, FAGGOT. why did you start posting- PRO-LIFE how long have you been on the board- STFU, NEWBIE. hobbies-ROTF fav. music/band-LMAO fav. book-LOL fav. movie-OMG! Who do you hate the most on this board- Myself what is that smell- NO WAY! |
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Name- Jailbaitmonger
Age- 42 job- I hurt my back on the job and Larry H. Parker got me 2.1 million. where you at?- In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack. why did you start posting- I felt like it. how long have you been on the board- Math makes my brain hurt. hobbies- I like pie. Is that a hobby? fav. music/band- The Who fav. book- Sears catalogue. fav. movie- Bring It On Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is a product of fear. I'm not afraid anymore. what is that smell- I farted. |
ooh, i just love these "gettin' to know you" topics...heck, i'll fill out your form for whatever it's worth.
Name- The Garish Bitch Age- 26 job- Advertising Executive (Director of Brand Development) where you at?- Northeastern Pennsylvania why did you start posting- To kill the time between projects at work how long have you been on the board- About a year now fav. music/band- Kruder & Dorfmeister, Portishead, fav. book- The Happy Hooker fav. movie- The Idiots Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word, I think everyone is just peachy! what is that smell-Pretentiousness |
I started this post to get to know poeple, I have to say I now know that I hate a whole lot of you.
Off my meds. Finnished off a bottle of Bushmills, gonna chase kids on my bike, for me it's friday night... |
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I bet nobody else on this board gets that reference :( |
Sucks for them.
More 40z for us. |
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