Haiku anyone?
 

No news is good news
No logo beats the new one
Pickleman is gay

Numbers for Newbies
Jamesman wins a blue ribbon
Made a zombie thread

Chojin is no girl
He likes to dance with machines
He needs no condoms

Why don't you shut up?
Why don't you shut the fuck up?
Where is Rongi now?

Ah, alone again.
This reminds me of high school.
I think I'll jerk off.

I rule the haiku
I don't plan them out at all
But they still kick ass

This Haiku kicks ass
Screw you guys, I'm going home
P.S: Haiku's suck

slavemason:

as often as you
use my name in other threads,
where's my damn haiku?

Sadie

Whoops, I dropped the ball
I forgot to credit you
For my great grammerh

the masked monk is right
he writes one bad ass haiku
he's egotistic

well of course I am
but only because I rock
more than everyone

some scholars would say
these are not haiku at all
'cause nature's not addressed.

sadie is right, plus,
english haiku don't need set
syllables in them

making sense is hard
with seventeen syllables.
but eleven? shit!

Tornados are fun
Buildings and cars can take flight
Three cheers for nature

sadie's last line has
one too many syllables
i enjoy camping

The monk is insane
like a rabid sea otter.
count it nice and slow

well actually
i interpreted the word
"nature's" as three

yeah that's kind of wrong
not entirely SHUT UP
the trees are pretty

"Kind of wrong" my ass
"Nature's" is two syllables
Monk ruined the thread >:

:(

Only one beer left
I know this is out of place
Fuck the ska forum

skanking is the best
you can skank to anything
nature likes it too

you screwed up again
you may as well discuss food
ska forum, asshole

but it's a haiku
it fits well inside this thread
as do all haikus

i could write haikus
about playing nintendo
and it could go here

You could eat a dick
and write haiku about it
still nobody cares

God Damn! that was harsh
Such hostility and angst
Does a body good

I don't give a fuck
said the fred durst wannabe
to all who could hear

Break it up you two
Don't be harsh with the Haikus
They are pretty poems :)

I love puppy dogs
It's OK when they bite you
Or pee on the floor

Curses, the Red X
I had a nice dog picture
Along with Fred Durst

What is it with you?
Stop mentioning Fred Durst now
He is a fucker

I have to agree
Fred Durst is some kind of spooge
Try BJ Thomas

Today, bad haircut.
Tonight, I think I'll get drunk.
Tomorrow, who knows?

This line is five words
Additionally, here's three
Adding all, there's twelve :(

Kudos to milhouse
That is the best haiku yet
Esuolim that is.

I can't believe it
When's the last time you wrote words?
Enough with the pics

I give words a rest.
Now, I think I will use them.
Sometimes they are nice. :)

Although it is true
Pictures say one thousand words
Sometimes it's too much

I wrote this haiku
In less than seven seconds
I must be special

I must have fucked up
Edit button does wonders
It is better now?

That's not a haiku
Middle has six syllables
Seven works better

At the library
Soon I will have to go home
Almost closing time

Good job, Psycho Squid
That is now a good Haiku
This is one as well :(

Sure it's a haiku,
but it's not one of your best.
It sure beats Legend.

I posted my pic
My right nipple was showing
Oh yeah, my nipple

Well, how about that?
You posted thirteen Haikus
And...seven for me. :/

:) :) :) :) :)
:/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/ :/
:( :( :( :( :(

That one is perfect
Professor Cool's Haiku rules
Someone publish it :(

I should be working
Instead, I'm fucking around
Hope I don't get caught

Sandwich made of ham
How i delight in thee
Cold and delicious

We now reach page three
Fifty haikus now posted
Three cheers for Japan :(

One Hour 'till Kenshin
Samurai guy, kicks ass
Chopping the bad guys

Thanks for the effort
But that is not a Haiku
I am so confused

Just had Déja Vu...
Ever get that? It's so strange
Just had Déja Vu...

Damnit Esuohlim
Somehow you did it again
A five star haiku :)

Repeating no less
The third line, same as the first
Tis a work of art

Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer
That is what I am drinking
When I hit submit

It does take some thought
Coming up with good Haikus
This isn't one, though :(

A good try by all
You all did your best, I'm sure
Let's go to the park

We went to the park
My wife and I walked the dog
She pooped on the trail :/

You went to the park?
which one did poop on the trail?
your wife, or your dog?

:/

I'm sorry bout that
I just could not help myself
Please do not kill me

My wife is civil
Sometimes she shits in the woods
But not at the park

Don't be offended
by my disgusting haiku
it's meant in good jest

teh Gay Furry what?
That's what I am wondering
That and Where's my beer?

I'm teh gay furry
You got a problem with Sams?
I have no more beer

Yeah, Sam the butcher!
Never gave Alice the meat
He was a cock tease

Thats only one Sam
Let's not mention the Uncle
Now teh Gay Furry

See, the list goes on
Just like Kathy Lee Gifford
Or my rancid gas :fart

You beat me with three
I only had one, so what?
Here' how we'll do it

Quanity is good
but Quality is better
lemme show my skillz

Haiku's can be rough
If you don't have good word sense
But I think I do

There you go right there
I just made four, Slavemason
I think they're not bad

Melissa, how high
can you jump? How high do you
need me- Eighteen feet.

That one is not mine
That one is from Home Movies
How original

I'll take another
This one is from Wayne's World
OK, here we go...

We're looking down on
Wayne's basement, but that's not Wayne's
basement. Isn't that weird?

But there's a flaw there
Isn't "isn't" two syllables long
It's one in that line...

Well there you have it
Six really crappy Haikus
You can go home now

[center:14f5f04c47]Hey, look over here
I'm smack-dab in the middle
Rock and a hard place[/center:14f5f04c47]

Damnation, i suck
My Haiku was only six
one more syllable

I need to go out
I've been inside for one week
I need some sunlight

School starts tomorrow
the spring break was way to short
I am mega-sad

:(

Stories for the bored
Nothing posted in three days
I blame Water Witch

I know what you did
You snuck in a Haiku in
Doopa's Banning Thread

Appreciated
By only me, probably.......
I suck at these now...:(

Haiku that's YOU
Me too, we are so though
at damn haikus

You're all giving up?
My lust for Haikus lives on
I want to hear more

Bring me a haiku
filled with happy puppy dogs
and I may be glad

You better be glad
Take a look at these puppies
or else a red X

The elf king is loose
I hate it when this happens
Stupid little elf!

Way to bump this thread
With a retarded Haiku...
Where is slavemason? :(

Seriously though
He hasn't been here that much
Haiku wars are done. :(

Slavemason was good
He had the mad haiku skillz
I want a rematch

I am really new
Why am I writing here?
Johnny come latelys

People smell funny
My Grandmom smells funny too
My Grandmom is old

My shoes are from Spain
My Jacket is from Texas
I am so worldly

If I were southern
I, ofcourse, would say yee-haw
I am not southern

Some people are tall
others are not tall at all
I am average

The silent workhorse
With chores of such drudgery
The sewage system

The wind rushes by
The ground is in a tumult
How I love backflips

Your Haikus are bad
They are just random and dumb
Make conversations

i like my haikus
You clearly do not get them
I am artistic

The brown and old horse
the secret alcove with toe
Damn I'm artistic

:)

It isn't that hard,
to make artistic haikus
but boy, do they suck

Hey Milhouse backwards
you and I should converse here
we can wait for Slave

All right, that sounds good
But I don't think he'll come back
May 4th, his last post :(

His last post, May 4th?
That first line is a cop out
It's just yours reverse

He's been gone for long
and he better come back soon
It's just not the same

So Milhouse backwards
What now should we talk about
in this Haiku form?

Long time, no haiku
Glad you all kept this going
I'll see you later :)

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Take a bump of coke
Pull on the rail and then yell
I don't do those drugs

Johnny Hall, Fireman
Patriot or dumb fucker
All of the above

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Topic is ruined
Even without Cap'n Crunch
Schimid wonders, "Why?"

It's simple, Schimid
Fags started posting Haikus
There is no more hope

I'm all Haikued out
This might be my last one here
Until the fags leave

Just what we needed
Deputy Haiku Nazi
I know better now :/

Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig,
Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail, Zeig Hail,
Zeig Hail, Hail Hitler

:)

Fags started posting
March tenth, two thousand and three
Now I post again :lol

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I don't care bout you
stop posting you dumb asshole
you have shit for brains

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You suck at spelling.
Stop posting such stupid shit.
Schimid is a fag.

Let me intervene
STOP FAGGING NOW, ALL OF YOU
Now just go away >:

Sam teh Gay Furry
And slavemason, please come back
You make good Haikus :(

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