100 Unkind Nicknames I Would Have Made Up For Miley Cyrus Had She Attended My Grammar School
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I have no idea why you wrote this. I have even less idea why I'm laughing. :)
Milky Walrus is my favorite. |
I would have gone with "Miley (Radiohead thinks you suck and they are right) Montana" Funny stuff, keep up the good work Mr. Burbank.
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Ahh Mr. Burbank, truer words never spoken. Though I think you may have been a bit too easy on her..
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I chuckled at most of these.
Then I got to "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Walrus" and absolutely fell about. |
I can't stop laughing. Especially with the Beatles, Looney Tunes, and Dr. Quinn references. Great (And very short) article.
Strange, me and my friend were looking at those albums and I thought "Somebody has to have photoshopped this by now. By the way, here's some Foo Fighters. Now why the fuck are we shopping for music at a goddamned WAL-MART?" (Or "The White Trash Superstore" as I like to call it.) |
Hah. Whack-a-Moley was hysterical along with the following two Mexican references.
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Malachai Cybernaught, the Mechanical Walrus,and the Jonas Brothers were my favorites. Good Job as always, Max
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I am calling shenanigans on you, dear Mr. Burbank! Had Miley Cyrus attended your grammar school, I doubt you would have called her "Miley Magorium's Wonder Emporium" or the Jonas Brothers, because, as I have found out through my research at the Library of Congress, neither existed at the time you went to grammar school! OR high school for that matter!
Though on a serious note, my favorite is Cyrusno Debergerac. |
I assume the 'Shennanigans" is a south park reference, but I'll give HUGE trivia points to anyone who knows what the south park reference was referencing WITHOUT using internet research.
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Miley Cyrus' book is called "Miles To Go". That's funny, because it's exactly the thought I have while running away from her shitty merchandise and embarrassingly bad music.
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Milky Syphilis. My dad called her dad Billy Ray Syphilis and it just stuck in my family.
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I lost it when I saw Snidely Whiplash
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The most insuling was the jonas brothers but I have to say my favorite was paul (not in the beatles just for her nickname) thanks for the read
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She IS the walrus
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I feel for the poor girl actually. I mean if your dad was Billy Ray how well would you turn out? I mean both musically and personally you have the worst possible role model in both fronts.
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oh my god, Max, you are such a riot
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oh man started crying at Malachai Cybernaught, the Mechanical Walrus
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:lol
I love you, Max. Can you adopt me? |
Miley Magorium's Wonder Emporium.
Funny shit. |
"Miley Cyrus Vance"
I TOLD YOU I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT IN SCHOOL, TOMMY! |
Well, Max, now I'm damn curious as to its true origin.
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"Oh, I better go get my broom" Wow, I feel kinda dirty for knowing that much about SouthPark... ...I'm gonna go cry now... |
Oh, and the boys got a pile of Terrence and Phillip dolls at the end
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All I know is Super Troopers, so yeh.
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