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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 03:02 AM        100 Unkind Nicknames I Would Have Made Up For Miley Cyrus Had She Attended My Grammar School
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 05:20 AM       
I have no idea why you wrote this. I have even less idea why I'm laughing.

Milky Walrus is my favorite.
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 06:02 AM       
I would have gone with "Miley (Radiohead thinks you suck and they are right) Montana" Funny stuff, keep up the good work Mr. Burbank.
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 10:50 AM       
Ahh Mr. Burbank, truer words never spoken. Though I think you may have been a bit too easy on her..
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 11:21 AM       
I chuckled at most of these.

Then I got to "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Walrus" and absolutely fell about.
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 02:03 PM       
I can't stop laughing. Especially with the Beatles, Looney Tunes, and Dr. Quinn references. Great (And very short) article.

Strange, me and my friend were looking at those albums and I thought "Somebody has to have photoshopped this by now. By the way, here's some Foo Fighters. Now why the fuck are we shopping for music at a goddamned WAL-MART?" (Or "The White Trash Superstore" as I like to call it.)
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 02:18 PM       
Hah. Whack-a-Moley was hysterical along with the following two Mexican references.
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 06:25 PM       
Malachai Cybernaught, the Mechanical Walrus,and the Jonas Brothers were my favorites. Good Job as always, Max
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 09:55 PM       
I am calling shenanigans on you, dear Mr. Burbank! Had Miley Cyrus attended your grammar school, I doubt you would have called her "Miley Magorium's Wonder Emporium" or the Jonas Brothers, because, as I have found out through my research at the Library of Congress, neither existed at the time you went to grammar school! OR high school for that matter!

Though on a serious note, my favorite is Cyrusno Debergerac.
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Old Apr 27th, 2009, 10:06 PM       
I assume the 'Shennanigans" is a south park reference, but I'll give HUGE trivia points to anyone who knows what the south park reference was referencing WITHOUT using internet research.
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 12:43 PM       
Miley Cyrus' book is called "Miles To Go". That's funny, because it's exactly the thought I have while running away from her shitty merchandise and embarrassingly bad music.
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 03:44 PM       
Milky Syphilis. My dad called her dad Billy Ray Syphilis and it just stuck in my family.
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 05:47 PM       
I lost it when I saw Snidely Whiplash
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 06:33 PM       
The most insuling was the jonas brothers but I have to say my favorite was paul (not in the beatles just for her nickname) thanks for the read
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 09:48 PM       
She IS the walrus
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Old Apr 28th, 2009, 11:18 PM       
I feel for the poor girl actually. I mean if your dad was Billy Ray how well would you turn out? I mean both musically and personally you have the worst possible role model in both fronts.
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 12:13 AM       
oh my god, Max, you are such a riot
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 12:16 AM       
oh man started crying at Malachai Cybernaught, the Mechanical Walrus
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 01:41 AM       


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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 06:33 AM       
Miley Magorium's Wonder Emporium.

Funny shit.
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 12:52 PM       
"Miley Cyrus Vance"

I TOLD YOU I HAD ENOUGH OF THAT IN SCHOOL, TOMMY!
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 09:29 PM       
Well, Max, now I'm damn curious as to its true origin.
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 09:33 PM       
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I assume the 'Shennanigans" is a south park reference, but I'll give HUGE trivia points to anyone who knows what the south park reference was referencing WITHOUT using internet research.
Would that be the episode where the boys wanted Terence and Phillip dolls, Cartman hit his head (or something) and thought he was a vietnamese prostitute so when they signed him up for the bull ride (or some such rodeo involved thing) he won, got $10,000, and the boys traded it all to the Carni for the Terence and Phillip dolls, which turned out to be junk, so they called Shennigans spawning this quote from Jimbo:
"Oh, I better go get my broom"
Wow, I feel kinda dirty for knowing that much about SouthPark...
...I'm gonna go cry now...
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 09:35 PM       
Oh, and the boys got a pile of Terrence and Phillip dolls at the end
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Old Apr 29th, 2009, 10:15 PM       
All I know is Super Troopers, so yeh.
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