My ancestors were too busy trapping furs and trying not to starve to gamble.

Then they got blown up by mailbombs in Montreal! :lol

Re: Hey Kids...Let's all get to know each other...
 

I know your all dying to know about shitty little BlueOatmeal so I will deliver!

Name-Larry Steed

Age-17

job-

where you at?-Carrollton, Ga

why did you start posting-I have too much free time on my hands
and masterbating only feels up so much.

how long have you been on the board-a few months perhaps

hobbies-Phorum posting, gaming, reading

fav. music/band-punk Bad Religion

fav. book-The Moon is Down

fav. movie-Falling Down

Who do you hate the most on this board-I do not hate. I am a walking meat pile of love!>!>!>!>!>1.1.1.>!>!3RI69704-1

what is that smell-unwashed boxers?

So I suppose I will play along as well. . .

Name- Kelsey

Age- 19

job- right now: blockbuster and watermark cafe
usually: broke, starving film student

where you at?- right now: crappy crappy kansas
the rest of the time: tallahassee FL

why did you start posting- because secretly i am madly in love with rog. . . damn, there went the secret

how long have you been on the board- forever and a day

hobbies- being a bum, dancing, filming stuff, getting trashed and making out with my roomie, then taking pictures, and random other stuff

fav. music/band- hmmm. . . probably red hot chili peppers

fav. book- In Cold Blood

fav. movie- I can't answer this one

what is that smell- month old spaghetti

So where are these pictures Kelsey? We need proof, Kelsey! If that is your real name.

Name- tara
Age- 18
Job- living vicariously through others
Where you at?- las vegas, nevada
Why did you start posting?- lack of anything better to do
How long have you been on the board?- tonight
Hobbies- serious?
Favorite Book- Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy
Favorite Movie- ahh fuck who cares
Who do you hate most on this board?- give me time.
What is that smell?- Resembles cheese... ~sniff sniff~

Name: Drake Mitchel
Age: 16
Job: Jinco Model(student)
Why I Post: Theres nothing to do in this shit hole of a class room
Hobbies: Elemental research, Arsenery
Book: Anarchists Cookbook
Movie: Duce Bigilo
I Hate: Jamesman and Flacktrooper
The Smell: I just had to dissect a frog
How long:Several months

Is "arsenery" simply a butchered spelling of "arson" or are referring to something else entirely?

And by elemental research, are you talking about the elements of the periodic table, or your little dragon elements? :blah

I do believe arsenery is the study of the arse. :posh

so you work for a company as a "MODEL" and yet you spell their name wrong? It's JNCO. and jnco clothes suck anyway.

The I simply did't punch in and I was refering to arson

Jeez, what are you trying to be, Dylan Klebold or something?

Now kindly answer my other question on elemental research.

Really your asking a goth who you stereotype as dark and cynical to do something "kindly"?, okay the dragons are elementals many cultures have their own ideas of the physical form of each elemental. Such as the elemental of fire is not to all an efeetie or a flaming corps to some they are even dragons, this is the roots of the different colored dragons (blue, red, white, ect...), and anyways as far as only four elements havn't you ever seen a pentogram somke is darkness. Also the devine creator (whoever that may be to you created all so I conclude that the sixth element (light/good) is a combination of all of them wich would also make it the most powerful.

Where did you read all this?

Books, bible scholary, witchcraft books and othersuch references

I wish you'd be slightly more specific. :blah

So what do dragons have to do with the Bible?

You should probably kill yourself...


Oh and you were supposed to leave the "I" out of jInco.. so your response of accidentally leaving it out makes you an even bigger retard in my book... (And my book is called "The Big Book Of Retards" so you know you're pretty fucking beat... Oh sorry, i'm new here..)

Name- Zak

Age- 14

job- Student. :/

where you at?- MD

why did you start posting- Because everyone needs a hug.

how long have you been on the board- A month, maybe?

hobbies- Stealing large amounts of Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, Jergen's hand lotion and Kleenex.

fav. music/band- Offspring

fav. book- Books suck! >:

fav. movie- Movies suck! >:

what is that smell- Your mom! :lol :lol :lol :( :lol

In revelations one of the four beasts is a dragon to start

Why don't you just fucking shut up? >:

Why don't you

And that has what to do with elements?...

Hey jeanette... Why not just say "Shut up. You're a dick." and be done with it?

Shut up. You're a dick.

:dunce

Its more interesting this way. ;)