why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it
If I had a dollar for every child and serial killer that said that, well, I sure as hell wouldn't be posting in this thread. >: |
Name- Jason
Age- 25 job- Trying not to gouge my eyes out as I sit in front of a computer and wait for 5:00 to arrive where you at?- Richmond, Va why did you start posting- me and Roger go way back, like Lando and Han how long have you been on the board- October 2000 hobbies- COMIC BOOKS fav. music/band- Frank Black (with or without the Pixies), Tom Waits fav. book- Sandman fav. movie- The Seven Samurai, The Lord of the Rings trilogy Who do you hate the most on this board- Too apathetic to care what is that smell- Bitter disappointment. |
Name- Tim.......
Age- 20 job- Internet Tech where you at?- Minnesota why did you start posting- I enjoyed the site. how long have you been on the board- I guess it would be about a year now hobbies- video games, hanging out, snowboarding, walking since I don't have a car (it is fucking freezing here). fav. music/band- Operation Ivy fav. book- Words of Power: Castlevania 2 (haha) I dunno, maybe Game of Thrones. fav. movie- Memento, Fight Club, Empire Strikes Back, Clerks Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't really hate anyone here. what is that smell- Defeat |
Name- Chuck Baxter
Age- 16 job- Professional Asking My Parents for Moneyer where you at?- Oklahoma City why did you start posting- I did a google search for something and I never left :( how long have you been on the board- A year and some month agos hobbies- eating, sleeping fav. music/band- i'm illiterate fav. book- i'm illiterate fav. movie- i'm illiterate Who do you hate the most on this board- jeefgyle what is that smell- me |
Name: Jeremy
Age: 26 job: receptionist/bass player where you at: Wisconsin Why did you start posting?: Boredom, I suppose. How long have you been on the board?: A few days. hobbies: Reading, playing bass, video games, drinking myself into a drunken stupor, making out with my girlfriend, Pokemon. fav music/band: Bad Religion, Propagandhi, Dance Hall Crashers, Pig Destroyer, Mr. Bungle. fav book: Not sure, probably anything by Andrew Vachss or Chuck Palahniuk. fav movie: Fight Club, Orgazmo, UHF. Who do you hate most on this board?: Nobody, really. What is that smell?: The dog. I'm sure of it. |
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maybe his girlfriend is named pokemon
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MAYBE HE'S DAVID BOWIE!!!
GET IT?!?! POKE IMAN?!?!? [size=x-small]fuck all you guys anyways[/size] |
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Generator86, where in Wisconsin do you live? Maybe we can "hang out" or "chill." :) But most importantly, you're a secretary. Hahahahaha. |
Damn, I'm so glad I posted this...
So many of you I like more all ready. Proto...Fav. Comic books? For me it's anything hellboy, preacher, & Batman. Max You have been my Hero sience your first Mini mock... Rog, Where is your info? Post damn you! |
I think I still have the one for MM2. God, that was a piece of shit book.
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i had the blaster master one :/
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ogha;liu;laoufpoaugtawflijqw OMG I FORGOT ABOUT THE BLASTER MASTER ONE!!!!!! :eek :eek :eek
THE BLASTER MASTER BOOK MUST HAVE BEEN LIKE A CORK OR SOMETHING BECAUSE AS SOON AS I REMEMBERED IT, A BUNCH OF OTHER CHILDHOOD MEMORIES CAME FLOODING BACK. THAT WAS REALLY FUCKIGN WEIRD :( |
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Name- -RoG- Age- 26 job- Webmaster of I-Mockery (and seeking freelance web design projects) where you at?- Richmond, VA (Cheapville, USA) why did you start posting- I have no fucking idea. how long have you been on the board- Since the dawn of time. hobbies- Guitar/Keyboards/Singing, writing humorous web pieces, games, toy collecting, and I just started Tae Kwon Do lessons. fav. music/band- Faith No More, Bad Religion, Cynic, Nine Inch Nails, Queensryche. fav. book- The "Choose Your Own Adventure" series:love fav. movie- High Strung (there is no substitute) Who do you hate the most on this board- Who DON'T I hate? what is that smell- Hopefully a nice tax refund. :bow |
You know what CYOA books were really good? The Nintendo ones. They had little games and items that you'd play to determine your path sometimes.
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i remember those too...i only had the super mario bros one though...
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We should write new ones, filled with adult themes.
"Mama mia!" exclaimed Luigi. "Bowser's running a drug trafficing business in the Mushroom Kingdom! We've got to stop him." Mario slapped Peach across the face, and tossed her a crumpled up five-dollar bill before pulling his overalls back on. "Yeah, I hear ya, bro. That's fucking lizard's got another thing comin, if he thinks he can muscle in on our drug ring..." -If you want to go to the hermaphroditic porn shoot to see Toad, turn to page 50 -If you want to visit Yoshi, turn to page 17 -If you want to go kick back a 40 and then go gangbanging on some whack Goombas, turn to page 20 |
Name: Alan
Age: 17 job: student where you at: Davis, California Why did you start posting?: renee told me to. How long have you been on the board?: about 6 months. hobbies: Reading, video games, music, radio DJ. fav music/band: Underworld, Autechre, Radiohead, Boards of Canada. fav book: Red Dwarf (better than life) by grant naylor, Fight club by chuck P. No Logo from Naomi Kleine. fav movie: silence of the lambs, fight club, ususal suspects, killer klowns from outer space, dancer in the dark. Who do you hate most on this board?: i remember there was someone but he left so it doesnt matter. What is that smell?: WHO FARTED >: |
Name: Like hell
Age: 15 job: No where you at: Somewhere in Alberta (Canada, morons) Why did you start posting?: Mock suggested it after my horrible comics submitted for pixel pals How long have you been on the board?: Since early last june hobbies: Video games and movies fav music/band: Classic rock and some theme music fav book: The instruction booklet that came with my ps2...who would've seen that ending coming? fav movie: Dawn of the dead or from dusk till dawn Who do you hate most on this board?: No one right now What is that smell?: I smell nothing, now go away >: |
Name- Luke
Age- 19 job- Usher at Cinemark Movies 10, the fast food of movie theaters where you at?- Redding, CA why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it when I spammed him with my retarded geocities site. how long have you been on the board- 3 years this July. fucked up, I know. hobbies- videos and laughter fav. music/band- BANDS fav. book- BOOKS fav. movie- MOVIES Who do you hate the most on this board- !!!! what is that smell- DONALD DUCK :lol |
Name- Jason
Age- 26 job- Overnight Transportation call center / private web dev where you at?- Midlothian, Va (just outside of Richmond) why did you start posting- I thought it would get rid of this rash how long have you been on the board- a few years hobbies- web dev, video games, guitar fav. music/band- Queensryche, Machines of Loving Grace, Nightwish, Journey fav. book- Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series fav. movie- Full Metal Jacket, Star Trek 2, Dune Who do you hate the most on this board- me what is that smell- my optimism rotting in a ditch |
Name- Doug >:
Age- 15 job- Student/Work at Library (kinda) where you at?- Long Island :) why did you start posting- Lurked for a long time, finally decided to post how long have you been on the board- a few months hobbies- video games, music, art fav. music/band- System Of A Down, Radiohead, Sublime fav. book- I don't know :/ fav. movie- Don't really watch movies, but A Beautiful Mind was pretty good Who do you hate the most on this board- You know who you are what is that smell- My dog, unfortunately. I'm serious :( |
Chuck Baxter
That's the coolest fucking name ever. Better than Helm's. :eek |
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