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Zomboid Aug 7th, 2006 02:39 AM

I just got my wang pierced ***update*** :O
 
And I can't have sex for a few months. That part sucks but it looks awesome :O

It's called a frenum piercing and it's on the underside, just below the head.

Juttin Aug 7th, 2006 02:42 AM

:X


I know idiots who got a P.A. (Through The Cap)


I'll just say that it is the most Self-Mutilatory thing that a person can do.

Marc Summers Aug 7th, 2006 04:02 AM

When I worked at the supermarket night shift, there was this one guy who had over 60% of his body tattoed, and had piercings in plenty of places. One day, during break, he unzipped his pants, and took out his wang. There were little ball thingies in it. "Check it out guys! Real porcelain!" he says, as he smacks it against a post to demonstrate. His face turns a ghastly white as we all hear several sickening cracks and crunches. He didn't show up to work the next day or two.

executioneer Aug 7th, 2006 04:13 AM

classy

ItalianStereotype Aug 7th, 2006 04:24 AM

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Originally Posted by executioneer
classy


Trash Aug 7th, 2006 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype
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Originally Posted by executioneer
classy



Sicktodeathmx Aug 7th, 2006 12:58 PM

pixplz

Bod Aug 7th, 2006 01:43 PM

My ex managed to have sex with me 3 weeks after having his PA done. Admittedly it was very slow and cautious, I wasn't allowed to move at all and the climax was agoninsing, but still he managed.

Juttin Aug 8th, 2006 01:42 AM

Most of the people who get a PA actually think it works :/

Bod Aug 8th, 2006 02:02 AM

I don't think that having a PA made sex for me or my bf any better, but it looked pretty.

Esuohlim Aug 8th, 2006 02:33 AM

WHY :(

OH GOD WHY :(

Mockery Aug 8th, 2006 03:00 AM

:(

ArrowX Aug 8th, 2006 03:08 AM

get your asshole pierced next.

executioneer Aug 8th, 2006 04:04 AM

ROONTING LIVES AGAIN

Ihach Aug 8th, 2006 07:06 AM

if it was roonting, wed have pics from all angles to enjoy :(
Zomboid, I always figured youre a smart guy, why would anyone want to do this to themselves?

sadie Aug 8th, 2006 11:28 AM

there are some lines you should just never cross.

Supercooldude Aug 8th, 2006 12:01 PM

I fail to see the point of piercing body parts. It servers no practical purpose. What added functionality does it provide? None.

Bod Aug 8th, 2006 12:08 PM

It's decoration, just like hair dying and tattoos.

Zomboid Aug 8th, 2006 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Bod
It's decoration, just like hair dying and tattoos.

Exact answer I was gonna give to everyone who asked why. Plus, it's not a PA. It's just a curved barbell through some foreskin on the underside right below the knob that makes the tip of my schlong kinda look like one of those big headed aliens from 50s sci fi movies :O

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2006 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
pixplz

seconded

Bod Aug 8th, 2006 12:55 PM

I recently had my first tattoo, but it's more than a decoration to me as it's a symbols of some good times had over the past few years and good friendships made. BUT, it hurt like nothing I've ever known before, and that includes having my bits pierced. I've no idea how people manage to have large parts of their bodies done. 40 mins on my back was agonising. Never again. probably

kahljorn Aug 8th, 2006 12:59 PM

tattoos and piercings are gay ;9

sadie Aug 8th, 2006 04:22 PM

my husband sat for more than ten hours for one tattoo, eight for another, and so on--he's got tons. i don't get it.

Zomboid Aug 8th, 2006 05:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
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Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
pixplz

seconded

No.

Marc Summers Aug 9th, 2006 03:52 AM

There's always the library


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