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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 02:39 AM        I just got my wang pierced ***update*** :O
And I can't have sex for a few months. That part sucks but it looks awesome :O

It's called a frenum piercing and it's on the underside, just below the head.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 02:42 AM       
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I know idiots who got a P.A. (Through The Cap)


I'll just say that it is the most Self-Mutilatory thing that a person can do.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 04:02 AM       
When I worked at the supermarket night shift, there was this one guy who had over 60% of his body tattoed, and had piercings in plenty of places. One day, during break, he unzipped his pants, and took out his wang. There were little ball thingies in it. "Check it out guys! Real porcelain!" he says, as he smacks it against a post to demonstrate. His face turns a ghastly white as we all hear several sickening cracks and crunches. He didn't show up to work the next day or two.
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 04:13 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 04:24 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 07:38 AM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 12:58 PM       
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Old Aug 7th, 2006, 01:43 PM       
My ex managed to have sex with me 3 weeks after having his PA done. Admittedly it was very slow and cautious, I wasn't allowed to move at all and the climax was agoninsing, but still he managed.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 01:42 AM       
Most of the people who get a PA actually think it works :/
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 02:02 AM       
I don't think that having a PA made sex for me or my bf any better, but it looked pretty.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 02:33 AM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 03:00 AM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 03:08 AM       
get your asshole pierced next.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 04:04 AM       
ROONTING LIVES AGAIN
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 07:06 AM       
if it was roonting, wed have pics from all angles to enjoy
Zomboid, I always figured youre a smart guy, why would anyone want to do this to themselves?
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 11:28 AM       
there are some lines you should just never cross.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 12:01 PM       
I fail to see the point of piercing body parts. It servers no practical purpose. What added functionality does it provide? None.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 12:08 PM       
It's decoration, just like hair dying and tattoos.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 12:19 PM       
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It's decoration, just like hair dying and tattoos.
Exact answer I was gonna give to everyone who asked why. Plus, it's not a PA. It's just a curved barbell through some foreskin on the underside right below the knob that makes the tip of my schlong kinda look like one of those big headed aliens from 50s sci fi movies :O
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 12:40 PM       
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 12:55 PM       
I recently had my first tattoo, but it's more than a decoration to me as it's a symbols of some good times had over the past few years and good friendships made. BUT, it hurt like nothing I've ever known before, and that includes having my bits pierced. I've no idea how people manage to have large parts of their bodies done. 40 mins on my back was agonising. Never again. probably
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 12:59 PM       
tattoos and piercings are gay ;9
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 04:22 PM       
my husband sat for more than ten hours for one tattoo, eight for another, and so on--he's got tons. i don't get it.
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Old Aug 8th, 2006, 05:37 PM       
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Old Aug 9th, 2006, 03:52 AM       
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