My new boyfriend
 

http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-In...&cat=SearchCat

He's not much for pillow talk, but he's a damn fine kisser! :love

You get a seal of approval from me!
I like his nose!!!

But can he open a jar or kill a spider? :chauvinist

You just called these two women weak. :troublestarter

Oh snap! :thatssoraven

Some of us don't need men for that because we're not sissy bitches.
>:|

come on guys, the word CARNIVORE is in her username, she ain't no wuss ;)

You just wish I was Carnivore in a skirt.
I miss him too though.

wait WHO?

I do too! :orgasm

Well, my toys don't fall into those categories, and I'm not leaving the country anytime soon anyway.

If I saw someone with that long of a tongue in real life, I'd scream and run away.

If I saw someone with a tongue like that in real life, I'd ask him to marry me. :love

Gene Simmons is not exactly a top pick though.
:(

:puke

I retract my earlier statement.

I've got a tongue almost that long. So I guess I'm out.

EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW! :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke :puke

I thought you loved animals.

Not like that! :x

Since I'm at work and can't follow the link, I'm going to wager a guess that your new boyfriend is a masturbation implement of some sort...

You'd win that wager.

Especially since you can see the words "Sex Toy" in the url name but ok whatever

So sex toy links are not NSFW but that hideous picture ElPila666 posted is just fine?! :x