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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 01:19 AM        My new boyfriend
http://www.mypleasure.com/Sex-Toy-In...&cat=SearchCat

He's not much for pillow talk, but he's a damn fine kisser!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 03:48 AM       
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I like his nose!!!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 05:03 AM       
But can he open a jar or kill a spider? :chauvinist
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 05:13 AM       
You just called these two women weak. :troublestarter
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 05:16 AM       
Oh snap! :thatssoraven
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 09:20 AM       
Some of us don't need men for that because we're not sissy bitches.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 10:03 AM       
come on guys, the word CARNIVORE is in her username, she ain't no wuss
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 12:40 PM       
You just wish I was Carnivore in a skirt.
I miss him too though.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 01:48 PM       
wait WHO?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 09:24 PM       
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You get a seal of approval from me!
I like his nose!!!
I do too!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 11:31 PM       
http://gizmodo.com/5040401/sexual-ga...us-borders-too
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 12:03 AM       
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Well, my toys don't fall into those categories, and I'm not leaving the country anytime soon anyway.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 09:25 AM       
If I saw someone with that long of a tongue in real life, I'd scream and run away.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 12:34 PM       
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If I saw someone with that long of a tongue in real life, I'd scream and run away.
If I saw someone with a tongue like that in real life, I'd ask him to marry me.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 03:14 PM       
Gene Simmons is not exactly a top pick though.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 12:11 AM       
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Gene Simmons is not exactly a top pick though.


I retract my earlier statement.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 01:32 AM       
I've got a tongue almost that long. So I guess I'm out.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 12:42 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 12:44 PM       
I thought you loved animals.
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 01:19 PM       
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I thought you loved animals.
Not like that!
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Old Aug 25th, 2008, 02:07 PM       
Since I'm at work and can't follow the link, I'm going to wager a guess that your new boyfriend is a masturbation implement of some sort...
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Old Aug 25th, 2008, 06:04 PM       
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Since I'm at work and can't follow the link, I'm going to wager a guess that your new boyfriend is a masturbation implement of some sort...
You'd win that wager.
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Old Aug 25th, 2008, 09:54 PM       
Especially since you can see the words "Sex Toy" in the url name but ok whatever
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Old Aug 26th, 2008, 12:59 PM       
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Since I'm at work and can't follow the link, I'm going to wager a guess that your new boyfriend is a masturbation implement of some sort...
So sex toy links are not NSFW but that hideous picture ElPila666 posted is just fine?!
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