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Nixon's middle name backwards is Suohlim. FOOL.
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Name- Karen
Age- 30 in 13 days Job- Being occupied Where you at?- Sitting at my desk Why did you start posting- I'm a forum junkie How long have you been on the board- This is my first day here. Hobbies- Computers, music, drawing, Chemistry, bowling, being a pain in the ass. Fav. music/band- Death Metal/Bloodbath & Dying Fetus Fav. book- Necronomicon Fav. movie- The Shining Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't have a clue since this is the first day here. What is that smell? Corpses rotting in my basement. |
Your favorite book is something that was invented by H.P. Lovecraft and never really existed?
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I THINK I'LL DO THIS AGAIN
Name- Luke Maxwell Age- 20 in ten days :eek Job- Movie theater usher Where you at?- Redding CA, somewhat soonish to be Portland OR. Why did you start posting- Invited by Rog like 3 years ago when I spammed my site to him. Discovered I-mockery from the ucb mailing list before that, when the UCB petition started up. How long have you been on the board- this board? since the very first day. Hobbies- Being funny and creative with my funny internet friends :) :) :) Fav. music/band- Pixies, Too Much Joy, and uh. uh. Fav. book- What Happened? The Mr. Show book Fav. movie- Wet Hot American Summer. If the Stella Shorts DVD counted as a movie I'd say that. Who do you hate the most on this board- Kellychaos I guess. What is that smell? A funny funny question |
My brother's name is Luke and we use to have a dog name Maxwell :eek
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Name-Jeff
Age-20 job- Kitchen crew during the day, Tech at night. where you at?- Tacoma, WA. Easier to say Seattle, though. why did you start posting- I welcome an extra 15-20 minutes of quality entertainment to my day with open arms. how long have you been on the board- Whoring around for a long time, decided to actually click the register button. hobbies- Disc Golf, DAoC, DJing/Producing, Being a nerd Who do you hate the most on this board- give me a chance to get flamed first ffs.. what is that smell - A shitty post, made by me wuwu~ |
THIS IS PROBABLY MY THIRD TIME DOING THIS. :(
Name- Jason Age- 19 as of halloween Job- Film Student Where you at?- I think Esuohlim lives near me. LETS GO TO STEAK N SHAKE. Why did you start posting- I forgot, it was back in february. How long have you been on the board- SEE ABOVE, FUCKBUSTER >:( Hobbies- cigarettes, driving, collecting belt buckles. Fav. music/band- Eh, I don't play the Genre game, but my favorites are The Plot to Blow Up The Eiffle Tower, and AFI. Fav. book- "Phantoms" Fav. movie- Pulp Fiction. Who do you hate the most on this board- WHOEEVR THAT "MOCKERY" N00B FAG IS! OMG HE SHOLD BE BANNED BY THE OWNER OF THIS SITE. What is that smell? That's pride. SWEET PRIDE. |
I haven't done this yet. So here it goes.
Name- Adam M. Wagner Age- 19 Job- every so often Where you at?- Seattle Why did you start posting- Because I had an account for a little bit, So I thought it would be a good idea to use it. How long have you been on the board- a short bit. Hobbies- Doodling. Rannin' and singin' Fav. music/band- Errk! Michael Jackson? Fav. book- HARRY POTTER AND THE GROWING FERN OF MAGICAL ILLUSIONISTICMENT Fav. movie- Dr. Strangelove Who do you hate the most on this board- It changes every day. What is that smell- Ooopse! Baby made a boom-boom... |
I WANNA DO IT AGAIN TOO.
But I'm not gonna. Not yet. |
LETS PLAY THE GENRE GAME
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I'm bored and decided to do it again :(
Name - John Job - Cartoonist Location - Long Island, New York Why did you start posting? - Boredom. I discovered this site from NG. Kill me now How long have you been on the board? - This one? Hobbies - Drawing, videogames, movies, music, reading comics blah Fav. Band - The Beatles (and all their solo work, except Ringo >: ), The Clash, The Pixies, Beck, Big Black, Isis, Anal Cunt, Satan, Death, tons and tons more :( Fav. Book - Does Watchmen count? If not then anything by Ronald Dahl is fun to read :/ Fav. Movie - To Kill A Mocking Bird or Memento Who do you hate the most on this board - Does it matter? What is that smell - You can't smell things on the internet ;) |
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MY TURN TO DO THIS FINALLY Name - Esuohlim ;) Job - Owner and operator of The Official Page of Esuohlim ;) ;) Location - Michigan >: Why did you start posting? - Because the new board is better than EZBoard How long have you been on the board? - WHEN THE FIRST CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE MINIMOCK CAME OUT. I NEVER POSTED ON THE BOARDS BUT I WENT TO IT >: >: Hobbies - reading, watching TV, video games, writing, webmastering ;), interneting ;) ;), and sleeping >: Fav. Band - MUSIC IS FOR GAYS >: So I listen to stuff that isn't really considered music, like They Might Be Giants and Weird Al. You know, stuff for NERDS :( Fav. Book - CATCHER IN TEH REY! Fav. Movie - Ferris Bueller's Day Off >: Who do you hate the most on this board - It used to be Cap'n Crunch, but now he doesn't suck anymore. Now I hate kellychaos and Perndog (and it takes a lot for me to hate you, since I only hate two of you. Consider shaping up, you fucks >:) What is that smell - THIS IS THE PART WHERE I'M SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY OR I'LL BE HATED FOREVER AROUND HERE :( :(. LET'S SEE...YOUR MOM! *ZING* :picklehat Carry on :( |
What did I do to make you hate me? I've been trying to be good and get along without being an idiot. Am I still missing the point, or what?
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Wow, how the FUCK do you have over 700 posts, when the only one i can remember is... uh. Well, I kinda remember the one I'm replying too.
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Milhouse, your webmaster job doesn't pay now tell us about your job at Jack in the box. >:
Name - Brandon Job - Late Night Shift at the video store Location - Chicago, IL Why did you start posting? - When i noticed there was a forums section at I-Mockery How long have you been on the board? - 7 months 8 days give or take Hobbies - Milling around, music, videogames, movies Fav. Band - Several including The Professors of Cool (my old band....:() Fav. Book - Too Many (Right now I am reading Mind Over Matters by Mike Nelson) Fav. Movie - Clerks, Usual Suspects, Memento, Taxi Driver, ect. ect. ect. ect..... Who do you hate the most on this board - How can i hate people who i don't even know. What is that smell - I-mockery.net :rolleyes |
Name - Matt
Job - UNEMPLOYED BECAUSE I SUCK Location - Philidelphia, Pennyslyvannia Why did you start posting? - I've been going to this site for a while now, and I clicked the forums button on accident so I started posting. :( How long have you been on the board? - I was on EZ board a little before the picklehat mini-mock. :( Hobbies - Drawing, videogames, movies, music, reading comics blah I'm actually serious. :( Fav. Band - ANAL CUNT >: Fav. Book - Who the fuck reads books unless they are told to? :lol :( Other than that, CATCHER IN THE RYE. Fav. Movie - Texas Chainsaw Massacre Who do you hate the most on this board - PERNDOG AND TUBESOCK >: >: >: What is that smell - This question fucking sucks. >: |
I'LL DO THIS AGAIN TOO :D :D :D
Name- Chris (or Bobo ;) ) Age- 21 in 13 days :eek Job- student and dumbass :( Where you at?- 'Sconsin ;) Why did you start posting- I think I followed a Jixby link :( How long have you been on the board- FOREVER >: Hobbies- DRUGS Fav. music/band- The Clash >: Fav. book- Catch 22 :( Fav. movie- I dunno :( Who do you hate the most on this board- HOW MUCH TIME YA GOT?! >: >: What is that smell? muffins :D :D |
Name- Josh
Age- 17 job- Me no worky where you at?- Orange county Ca why did you start posting- Cuz I love this frickn site. how long have you been on the board- A few weeks hobbies- Drums, playing WC3 as DoomhammerII, and swordplay fav. music/band- Korn, Slipknot, Godsmack, Mettalica, and so on fav. book- The Ringer fav. movie- Starship Troopers Who do you hate the most on this board- I hate no one |
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Name: Rob
Age: 23 on the 23rd. Job: Security Where you at: Shoreline, Washington Why did I start posting: Too many funny fuckers here not to join in. How long on the board: First post. read some shit yesterday. Hobbies: Cartooning, toys, movies, sleeping, drinking. Fav Band: Bad Religion, Rancid, Prodigy. Fav Book: Harry Pottah, Prisoner of Azkaban Fav Movie: Battle Royale Who Do I hate on this board? Nobody. What is that smell? Red Bull. |
Name-Rev. Daniel B. Spitzer Jr.
Age-27 ( i swear) job-Barista/Caterer/Chef/Artist where you at?-Vancouver, Wa. a suburb or Portland, Ore. why did you start posting-I thought -RoG- Was funny on the UCB forum, & Burdock told me to... how long have you been on the board-Sometime in '00 i think, I don't know... I was on the first page of the UCB petition, the first peice I read in Visionary Darkness was Proto's More then meets the eye... Yockey was fat, and Jixby wasn't as funny... hobbies-Cooking, art, bicycling,drinking,rpg's, fav. music/band-Tom Waits, Beck, Bjork, Beastie Boys, & Leonard Cohen fav. book-Where the Wild things are fav. movie-Empire strikes back, or any movie America saves the world... Who do you hate the most on this board- what is that smell-I really regret ever making this a question |
Name- Daniel
Age-22 job-Someone who uses needles to make pretty little pictures on people's skin. where you at?-Youngsville, LA, a suburb of Lafayette why did you start posting-Why not? Felt like it. how long have you been on the board-A few months. It was just after I read a ROM hack review on the main site, but I forget which hack it was at this point. hobbies-drawing, playing guitar, breaking stuff, tha intarnet fav. music/band- Mr. Bungle fav. book-not reading one right now... fav. movie-At the moment... I've had Kung Pow in my DVD player for 6 days now. Who do you hate the most on this board- People who don't read the god damn rules and regulations what is that smell-OO OO That Smell... Can't You Smell That Smeeeeeell? |
NAME- CLICK9
AGE-20 JOB- student by day, gypsy by dusk WHERE YOU AT?- Los Angeles, CA WHY did you start posting- haven't started. HOW LONG have you been on the board- been reading it for a few weeks HOBBIES- tickling the ivories FAV.MUSIC/band- amel larrieux, radiohead FAV.BOOK- SURVIVE....Could You? (essential for my lifestyle) fav. MOVIE- Either the Good Girl or Super Troopers, depending on mood. WHO do you hate the most on this board- undecided as of yet WHAT is that smell- Lemon GOJO |
SURVIVE by good ol Chuck Palahniuk?
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Name- Gonzalito underground
Age- 23 job- producer where you at?- Mexicalpan de las tunas why did you start posting- few days ago how long have you been on the board- not much hobbies- video games, some books, some movies, some music some friends, one girl, lots of cigarretes, touching myself fav. music/band- the one of my own fav. book- el poder personal "the personal power" fav. movie- beetlejuice Who do you hate the most on this board- answering stupid questions what is that smell- Camel |
Shutup :lol
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They only let the real badasses in the cooking platoon!
22?? :lol :lol :lol |
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Age- job- None where you at?-Home why did you start posting-I like this site how long have you been on the board- Couple of days hobbies- None fav. music/band-Metal fav. book- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas fav. movie- Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Who do you hate the most on this board- Dont know enyone,so me what is that smell-My shirt |
Name - Perndog
Age - 19 Job - Freelance musician, recording tech, and TA :P Where you at? - My corner of the living room. Why did you start posting? - It was summer and I was bored. How long have you been on the board? - Since it was summer and I was bored. Hobbies - Getting jokes, invoking Satan, reading books, and playing guitar. Fav. book - Right now, Satan Speaks! by Anton LaVey. Subject to change. Fav. movie - I dunno..Clerks, Mallrats, Fear and Loathing.. Who do you hate most on this board - You know who you are. >: What is that smell? - My shitty campus network that broke and won't currently host my avatar. |
A lot of Hunter S Thomson fans, eh? Hell's Angels! :rock
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Name- Per Lönn Wege
Age- 21 job- Student where you at?- Smygehamn, Sweden why did you start posting- I've been on I-Mockery for awhile and just recently notice the forum :p how long have you been on the board- For 1 day now. hobbies- Programming, doing 3d/2d gfx, listening to music, taking walks at the beach fav. music/band- Blind Guardian fav. book- The Belgaraid fav. movie- Boondock Saints Who do you hate the most on this board- dunno yet. subject to change I guess. what is that smell- Must be my dinner :p. y'know, awhile back when I still had long beard, I looked kinda like executioner ;). I've cut it down now though :p. |
:rock @ Blind Guardian
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Okay, I joined quite a while ago, but I've just been lurking lately. I'll hit this thread again.
Name- Jenn Age- 21 job- Serving Wench. I don't get paid, but get to make sandwiches for drunk doodz. where you at?- Washington State. why did you start posting- My BF used to post a lot, and stopped because Chojin posted too many pics. He got jealous. how long have you been on the board- A while..... hobbies- Making sandwiches, duh. BDSM, going to concerts, and secks, and fantasizing about Bob Dole.. :love :love fav. music/band- KMFDM, Sisters of Mercy, Dark Funeral, etc. That's all. Beat me all you want. |
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Name- Jesse/Jack
Age-22 job-salesperson an an Art Wear shop where you at?-Alexandria Va why did you start posting-Why not? Felt like it. how long have you been on the board-a year and a half? hobbies-listening to heavy metal and cooking fav. book-Scary Stories Treasury fav. movie-At the moment, The Thing Who do you hate the most on this board-the goth kiddies what is that smell-pork loin |
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NAME - I'd rather not say, so I'll just stick with Zaruki
AGE - Seventeen JOB - Participating in the work study program soon LOCATION - New Jersey WHY DID YOU START POSTING - Seibertron.com has turned to shit, so I will be here for awhile HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE BOARD - Less than a day so far HOBBIES - Drawing, Jokes, and Creative Writing FAVORITE MUSIC BAND - GLAY (All the Way) FAVORITE BOOK- Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless FAVORITE MOVIE - Terminator 2: Judgement Day WHO DO YOU HATE MOST ON THE BOARD - No one. I don't think I will either, unless there are those who deliberately hack into my Computer and do some crazy shit to it or flood my email (or even Private Messages) with Stupid Pointless Annoying Messages (Otherwise known as Spam). In other words, those who actually irritate me outside the boards. WHAT IS THAT SMELL - Tweety Bird's Guts, nothing more |
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SCHIMID WANTS TO DO IT AGAIN >:
NAME - ZAK AGE - 15 JOB - Student ( :( ) LOCATION - MERRYLAND WHY DID YOU START POSTING - I found the site from Newgrounds, went to this one for a little while, found the boards, posted, was gay, and now I'm here. :( HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE BOARD - A few months. HOBBIES - Bad music, music video games, STAMPS :eek FAVORITE MUSIC BAND - Bad ones. :( FAVORITE BOOK- WHO READS BOOKS? FAVORITE MOVIE - WHO READS BOOKS? WHO DO YOU HATE MOST ON THE BOARD - BOOKS. WHAT IS THAT SMELL - :lol |
Can I call you Zak from now on :(
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NAME - Drew Katsikas. no duh, kid.
AGE - 16 JOB - Garden Center, whut whut. LOCATION - Look at my friggin profile or whatever. WHY DID YOU START POSTING - Becuase McCalin and Rog make me laugh with their silly articles. HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN ON THE BOARD - Profile check. HOBBIES - Music, Playing it, reading, writing, ultimate frisbee FAVORITE MUSIC BAND - Velvets FAVORITE BOOK- Miss Lonelyhearts FAVORITE MOVIE - Taxi Driver WHO DO YOU HATE MOST ON THE BOARD - Glowbelly and Kelly. Ooner sucked when he was here. Klownboy's gone :) WHAT IS THAT SMELL - LOL Fart poop |
Since im sorta new here I guess I have to introduce myself sometime...
Name: Mary Mendez Age: 13 Job: Uhm, I just go to school. O_o Location: SanFrancisco, CA I started posting because ive been visiting I-Mockery for some time now and never really thought about joining until now... Ive been here for no more than 5 hours so far Oo Hobbies: Read my profile... Favorite Band: Linkin Park Favorite book: Halo and Sprocket (a comic book series by SLG) Favorite Movie: Tank Girl Im to new to hate someone here.... The smell is..-sniffs self- not me... WHOAH! Im...the youngest one here... :hypno |
Name: Brandon
Age: 21 Job: College Student Where you at: Newport News / Chesterfield, VA Why did you start posting: Simply not much else to do this late at night. How long on the board: A couple of months. Hobbies: Drawing, Painting, Reading, Listening to music, Watching movies, Watching British comedies, Playing video games, etc. Fav. music/band: David Bowie Fav. book: Elric of Melnibone by Michael Moorcock. Fav. movie: At the moment it's Dead & Buried. Who do you hate on this board: No one as of yet. What is that smell: Turpentine |
Name: Willie
Age: 26 >: >: >: Job: Mail Machine Operator >: >: >: >: Where you at: Lacey, Washington Why did you start posting: A lot of the people on here liked a lot of the same things I did >: How long on the board: about two goddamn years Hobbies: BEING A NERD :lol Fav. music/band: Primus Fav. book: LODR OF THE RINGS :lol Fav. movie: High Strung >: Who do you hate on this board: WHO DON'T I HATE :rolleyes YOU WILL NOTE, I HAVE LEFT OFF THE "WHAT IS THAT SMELL" QUESTION AS IT SI A RETARDED >: -willie |
Name- Mark
Age- 27 job- I work at the Horse Races where you at?- Chicago, Illinois, originally from Pheonix, Arizona why did you start posting- Professor Cool told me too how long have you been on the board- I posted like in May once or twice, cam back less than a month ago. hobbies- Milling around, listening to music, playing Genesis, taking photos fav. music/band- The Pixies fav. book- Can't really decide fav. movie- Memento and Fight Club Who do you hate the most on this board- Professor Cool >: what is that smell- napalm in the morning? |
Name- Kevin H.
Age- 14 job- professional lazy where you at?- MA why did you start posting- like yesterday how long have you been on the board- like one day hobbies- geuss fav. music/band- i like speed metal, current faveorite band is Metallica. fav. book- The Outsiders fav. movie- tough choice...The Outsiders or Transformers the Movie Who do you hate the most on this board- Schmis seems liek a jerk, but i dont know him well, so i cant say. what is that smell- sgetti. |
Name- Amanda
Age- 18 job- College desk assistant, a job which should not count as a job, but as leisure time where you at?- Michigan why did you start posting- Why? After reading a few posts here, I thought you people were terrifically insane in a good way. how long have you been on the board- Just started today hobbies- Writing, anime/manga (OMGANNIEMAY!!!11!), anything Greek or Roman fav. music/band- Janne Da Arc, the Japanese rock group fav. book- The Relic fav. movie- At the moment, Revolutionary Girl Utena: Adolescence Revolution Who do you hate the most on this board- Can't hate anyone until I've talked a bit more on this board, and I hope I won't hate anyone then, either what is that smell- My roommate's stale coffee |
name:david
age:14 job:student where you at:chillicothe,ohio why did you start posting here: to pm the administrators begging for a job. how long have you been on the board:2 days hobbies:comics,anime,80s,horror,fantasy,sci-fi,movies fav. music:hard rock fav. book:the hobbit fav. movie:clerks who do you hate most on this board:i dont know what is that smell:commerce |
Did you kill Rascals 1 thru 13?
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name: Tarquin
age: 788400345 seconds job: WoTC Playtester where you at: Amywhere with con at the end why did you start posting here: In a vain attempt to gain respect from a bunch of people i dont know how long have you been on the board: 45 seconds hobbies: AD&D ,Astro Physics , Particle theory oh and dressing up as Tifa from FF7 fav. music: Weird Al fav. book: The science of Discworld fav. movie: Porky's who do you hate most on this board: Nerds what is that smell: My Brain |
SO YOU DON'T LIKE NERDS HUH? >:
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No , the Nerd is my nemesis, the arch-villian of my life >:
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The fact you call him an arch nemesis baffels my mind.
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(better late then never)
Name- David Age- 20 job- A little of everything where you at?- County of the Highest Crime rate for it's size on the West Coast. why did you start posting- Why the hell not? how long have you been on the board- Not Long. hobbies- Fun, movie making, swimming, running around, climbing trees, shooting guns, swinging around swords, coming up with insane ideas. I.E. "Why don't we get some huge battleaxes, dress up for halloween as traditional Visigothic Warriors, smear pigs blood all over our faces, and run around screaming, trying to cut up the Goth Posers who litter the world." fav. music/band- Iced Earth fav. book- Discworld Books fav. movie- Donnie Darko Who do you hate the most on this board- that gay guy, you know, the one with the Fucktard problem. what is that smell- My Posts. |
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Hola!
I'm new, be nice to me and stuff :)
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POST MORE, STATIK, I MISS YOU AND OUR HOT GAY SEX!
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Hey...I'm new and I love Dragon Ball Z and Magic Cards! I also love playing Animal Crossing! I think I'll stick around here for a while!
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[center:af415e99fc]Turkey And Beer=the most exquisite dish man has created! [/center:af415e99fc]
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Rawrrrrrrrrrrr! I think not grasshopper. :domo
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I mean cmon! chicken in a biscuit? Why not turkey? I mean its more versatile And is a part of a gluttonous holiday. So all the more reason to put it into a tasty bite sized cracker.
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Get the fuck away. All of you.
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I don't think it'd be out of line to suggest the last 10 posts of this thread (including this one) be removed from existence.
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To question the turkey is to question thy own existence.
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NOW HE THINKS HE IS SHAKESPHERE. :rolleyes
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Nah, I think bored would better define it.
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Name- Jennifer Michelle
Age- 19 job- Clerk at Activity Center, Sales Assoc. at Oz Music, Full-time student where you at?- At home why did you start posting- All things move toward their end. how long have you been on the board- A week or so hobbies- Music, playing bass, drinking and ranting fav. music/band- Tool, Dillinger, Eyehategod, Mars Volta, ATDI, Nick Cave, Blitzkid, The Last Gunslinger, Horror rock fav. book- Diary of a Manhattan Call Girl (Its my fav right now) fav. movie- Donnie Darko Who do you hate the most on this board- The one who fucked my daddy what is that smell- Quite possibly the stench of my dead husband... There's a dead man in my bed, she says.... |
Name- Jess
Age-20 job- Youre not paying my bills so dont worry where you at?- Louisiana BaBy why did you start posting- I got the site from Sexy how long have you been on the board- Do I get a prize if Ive been here for a long time? hobbies- Damn, youre nosey fav. music/band- Im versatile, I like everything...just about fav. book- fav. movie- Belle Mafia Who do you hate the most on this board- No Holds Barred, I hate everyone...Equally what is that smell`~ OOPs...I farted Ok I feel violated now....Was this an interview and did I get the job :/ |
stfu up plz
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Yes I am a cunt..will I shut up...not likely.
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LOL, Isn't that avatar picture a great picture of me. I love it. My friend who took it won a prize for that picture in a photo competition.
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It's lovely. I thought it was from a movie or something, though.
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Can I play with your boobs?
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Sorry to interfeare your conversation, but I am a newby here..
- Name- Viktor - Age- 18 - Job- Student - Where you at?- Israel, Nazereth Illit - Why did you start posting- well.. to know more people with same interests - How long have you been on the board- one day - Hobbies- A lot of music, metal generaly, wrestling... and that's it - Fav. music/band- Heavy metal - Aria - Fav. book- Lord of the rings - Fav. movie- Ivan Vosil'evich meniaet profesiu - Who do you hate the most on this board- Don't know yet - What is that smell- I think it's the smell of the parfume of my last mistress...What was her name? |
Name-robert hayes
Age-17 job-none of your buissness raleigh hobbies- arcade collecter fav. music/band-be good johnny by men at work fav. book-none fav. movie-friday the 13th |
Yoo don't reed? Yu must B horibal at english.
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Name- Jennifer
Age- 18 (going on 19 in January) job- unemployed, unless still being a student counts... where you at?- California why did you start posting- I love the I-Mockery site, and figured that the boards are probably just as good as the site, and possibly even better because they get to be interactive! :) how long have you been on the board- Well, I joined during the summer, but I only posted once or twice I think, but I'm intending to get more into the board now that I've got more free time. hobbies- Playing guitar, writing, drawing, online stuff (you know...building websites, posting on boards, playing games, email...the usual), obsessively following my favorite musicians ;) fav. music/band- I'm a classic rocker, even though I wasn't lucky enough to be around in the era when the music was made. My three favorite bands (don't laugh too hard) are The Beatles, The Who, and The Monkees (thus, my avatar being the picture taken of Davy Jones and myself when I got to meet him in August :-D). I also really like Pink Floyd, Aerosmith, Ozzy Osbourne/Black Sabbath, Motley Crue, and Peter Frampton, along with many others, but these're just my total favorites. :) fav. book- I'm not too picky, I'll read just about anything, considering it's interesting. fav. movie- lol I could go on for ages with this one, since I have a LOT of favorite movies.....okay, the basic ones are all the movies that my favorite bands ever made, so I'll get those out of the way right now without having to list all of them by name. Aside from them, would have to say my other fave movies are Blame It On Rio, Homeward Bound, The Great Rock and Roll Swindle, The Birdcage, Mrs. Doubtfire, the Austin Powers trilogy... Who do you hate the most on this board- I don't HATE anyway. Royally dislike a few people, but not actually hate. And since I'm not that familiar with the board yet, I can't really answer this question. what is that smell- Not me! |
santa doesnt exist, neither does the tooth fairy, and:'the boards are probably just as good as the site, and possibly even better' is completely untrue also.
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Name?- well, its not Melvin I can tell you that much.
Age?- 19 and a half Job?- I work at a warehouse. It sucks. Where you at?- Finland Why did you start posting?- Satan told me to. How long have you been on the board?- couple of months. hobbies?- Movies, music and of course Internet. Fav. band?- Strapping Young Lad. Fav. book?- I don´t really read books, but I would have to say "Stephen King´s IT". Fav. Movie?- propably Fargo...or full metal jacket. or donnie darko. or salton sea or platoon or...... What do you hate most on this board?- myself. |
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Name- Im not that stupid
Age- 32 job- huh, I guess "artist" will have to do where you at?- out of reach why did you start posting- given my memory span, n/a - I probably had nothing else to do how long have you been on the board- since yesterday hobbies- sex (except with animals and children under 15), wandering around the internet fav. music/band- the durutti column, pink floyd, the beach boys, randy newman, rickie lee jones ... fav. book- too many - and you don't know them anyway fav. movie- the pet shop sketch ! and anything Python. That kaurismaki movie about a girl working in a restaurant. Used to be a greenaway fan, but I grew up Who do you hate the most on this board- Prof Cool - cause he talked to me what is that smell - one of my pugs probably shitted on the carpet a few days ago Anyway - keep in mind I'm a (who again ?) character |
Name- Apparently it's hard to figure out.
Age- 16 Job- Official Time-waster where you at?- Mizzaryland why did you start posting- I have nothing better to do? how long have you been on the board- About 5 minutes hobbies- Uh, the Internet? I also enjoy music. Listening to it, and making it ;o fav. music/band- Radiohead, White Stripes, Flaming Lips, Joy Division, Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, Bis, Bjork, Neutral Milk Hotel, Azure Ray, etc etc. fav. book- Catcher in the Rye fav. movie- Office Space Who do you hate the most on this board- Haven't been here long enough to tell. :) what is that smell- Pizza. or so I'd like to have you believe.. ;x |
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Thats the first time I have seen an annoying american vocal inflection actually typed.
You know, when everything sounds like a question? When every sentence starts higher than it began? Its like, really annoying and stuff? |
Name- Chris
Age- 24 job- Transcription where you at?- Texas why did you start posting-Girlfriend visited the site a lot. how long have you been on the board- Don't know, not long. hobbies- reading, programming, movies and crap fav. music/band- Rammstein fav. book- 120 days of sodom by De Sade fav. movie- The God Father Who do you hate the most on this board-Nobody yet. what is that smell-I don't know, I smoke too much to make out smells any more. |
Thought I'd re-do it :)
Name Mel
Age 22 job Student/Butcher where you at? UK why did you start posting through a friend how long have you been on the board years hobbies music, computers, films fav. music/band Iron Maiden fav. book Lord Of The Rings fav. movie Stargate Who do you hate the most on this board no idea what is that smell I only had 1 hours sleep leave me alone |
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I am glad you agree. Though the one I have has a lot of his other stories in it as well.
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Name- You may call me God
Age- 23 job- security guard, dj, promoter, event planner where you at?- sitting at my desk while you're decrepit old bag of a mother knobs away under my desk why did you start posting- because all the other message boards i'm on are boring as hell... not like this one is much better... just not as many idiots.. as far as i've seen how long have you been on the board- awhile... was on the old board hobbies- pissing people off, shit talking, dj'ing, sleeping, and beating people up fav. music/band- I like a lot of music. Everything from industrial gabber to classic rock. fav. book- the Dark Tower series fav. movie- i dont fucking know... uhh... oh wait i do.. the on i made with your sister :) Who do you hate the most on this board- Everyone who's not me what is that smell- since it's eminating from your rotting corpse...i'd say it's called eu de putrify |
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