Arguments with 12-year old me
Hello friends! It is I, Shadowdancer21b! This is Steve, my counterpart from 1997.
"Uh, hi. What kind of name is that? I'm Shadow Man!" "In the future Shadow Man is used a bit and I decided that our handle needed to be unique. You like dancing, you like shadows, and in D&D 3rd edition they make a class called the Shadowdancer and it rules okay?" "What's this 21b crap? Aren't you 26?" "21b is a combat engineer" "Combat engineer? That sounds cool!" "It is, now shut up a minute. The rates for this call are ridikkerous like Kid Icarus." "Stop being such a butt-weasel." "Yes we all miss Rick Swan, now shut up." "We miss Rick Swan? What happened to him?" The QA period lasts another five minutes where 12 Year Old Stephen is disappointed that he didn't marry a Japanese woman and isn't fluent in Japanese by 26. "Now that THAT is out of the way, the purpose of our call." "Yeah, why do you want to talk about Silly Gay Virus?" "YES." *EVIL GRIN* "What would you say if I told you that Billy Ray will have a bigger crime to answer for than 'Achey Breakey Heart'?" "How is that even possible?" "He had a daughter. He then whored her out to Disney." "Like Britney Spears' mom?" "Yes. But she doesn't just sing, she has a TV show. And merchandise as far as the eye can see. Video games even." *INCOHERENT RAGE AND TERROR SCREAM* "I forgot to tell you the best part! I LIKE one of her songs!" "By my father's shaven beard, no!" THAT'LL teach the impudent whelp. |
What is this supposed to be?
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Didn't Shadowman die when megaman killed him?
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+ simulation accuracy points if you uploaded your brain to a computer when you were 12 and argue with it.
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T CREATE A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT AROUND HERE!
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Next time Shadowdancer, just kick your past-self's ass. I mean he deserves it right? :) |
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I hate you Dex. Even if it is a quiet loathing kind of hate. :\
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you hate me though right !!
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wankers
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I guess the comedy was a bit too high-brow. My apologies.
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oh but of course it was *EVIL GRIN*
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Seriously; this is horrible. I feel embarrassed for you it's so unfunny.:\
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So I'll forgo episode 2: Final Fantasy then, eh?
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By all means, let's see your routine.
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Aw hell man. Don't be getting down and all. Just gotta remember to do what gets your rocks off.
Me? I get off by attempting to pop wads of coke in my stomach by blindsiding myself in the office. |
If at least 4 posters don't hate me at a time I lose all of my superpowers
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I hate the majority of the posters on here. I just don't show it as often as I should. That being said, this thread was a terrible waste of pixels.
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:/
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I'm going to go get drunk. I'll be back.
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Alright. I'll be asleep when you get back. Don't make too much noise.
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NOW THAT STUPID COUNTRY SONG THAT GOES, "IF I KNEW NOW WHAT I DIDN"T KNOW THEN" OR WHATYETRVEU MAKES SENSE TO ME SOMEHOW.
I PROBABLY HAVE THE WRONG LYRICS THOUGH :( |
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