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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 12:29 PM        Arguments with 12-year old me
Hello friends! It is I, Shadowdancer21b! This is Steve, my counterpart from 1997.

"Uh, hi. What kind of name is that? I'm Shadow Man!"

"In the future Shadow Man is used a bit and I decided that our handle needed to be unique. You like dancing, you like shadows, and in D&D 3rd edition they make a class called the Shadowdancer and it rules okay?"

"What's this 21b crap? Aren't you 26?"

"21b is a combat engineer"

"Combat engineer? That sounds cool!"

"It is, now shut up a minute. The rates for this call are ridikkerous like Kid Icarus."

"Stop being such a butt-weasel."

"Yes we all miss Rick Swan, now shut up."

"We miss Rick Swan? What happened to him?"

The QA period lasts another five minutes where 12 Year Old Stephen is disappointed that he didn't marry a Japanese woman and isn't fluent in Japanese by 26.



"Now that THAT is out of the way, the purpose of our call."

"Yeah, why do you want to talk about Silly Gay Virus?"

"YES." *EVIL GRIN* "What would you say if I told you that Billy Ray will have a bigger crime to answer for than 'Achey Breakey Heart'?"

"How is that even possible?"

"He had a daughter. He then whored her out to Disney."

"Like Britney Spears' mom?"

"Yes. But she doesn't just sing, she has a TV show. And merchandise as far as the eye can see. Video games even."

*INCOHERENT RAGE AND TERROR SCREAM*

"I forgot to tell you the best part! I LIKE one of her songs!"

"By my father's shaven beard, no!"



THAT'LL teach the impudent whelp.



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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 01:16 PM       
What is this supposed to be?
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 02:09 PM       
Didn't Shadowman die when megaman killed him?
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 02:28 PM       
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why did you start posting- I want to meet people with similar interests, and yes, plug my blog. I'll try to not be annoying about it.
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 03:29 PM       
+ simulation accuracy points if you uploaded your brain to a computer when you were 12 and argue with it.
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 05:17 PM       
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T CREATE A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT AROUND HERE!
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 05:42 PM       
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THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DON'T CREATE A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT AROUND HERE!
What's up with that?! I was promised a constant stream of hate and flaming! I get here and everybody's all nice, cool, and funny. You people don't even act like you hate me!

Next time Shadowdancer, just kick your past-self's ass. I mean he deserves it right?
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 05:42 PM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 05:45 PM       
I hate you Dex. Even if it is a quiet loathing kind of hate.
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 05:52 PM       
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What's up with that?! I was promised a constant stream of hate and flaming! I get here and everybody's all nice, cool, and funny. You people don't even act like you hate me!

Next time Shadowdancer, just kick your past-self's ass. I mean he deserves it right?
I'm indifferent towards your fat ass.
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 07:51 PM       
you hate me though right !!
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 08:18 PM       
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 11:19 PM       
I guess the comedy was a bit too high-brow. My apologies.
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 11:25 PM       
oh but of course it was *EVIL GRIN*
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Old Sep 27th, 2010, 11:42 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 05:59 AM       
Seriously; this is horrible. I feel embarrassed for you it's so unfunny.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 12:23 PM       
So I'll forgo episode 2: Final Fantasy then, eh?
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 01:21 PM       
By all means, let's see your routine.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 02:06 PM       
Aw hell man. Don't be getting down and all. Just gotta remember to do what gets your rocks off.

Me? I get off by attempting to pop wads of coke in my stomach by blindsiding myself in the office.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 07:47 PM       
I hate the majority of the posters on here. I just don't show it as often as I should. That being said, this thread was a terrible waste of pixels.
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 09:20 PM       
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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 09:41 PM       
I'm going to go get drunk. I'll be back.
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Old Sep 29th, 2010, 03:53 AM       
Alright. I'll be asleep when you get back. Don't make too much noise.
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Old Sep 30th, 2010, 03:53 AM       
NOW THAT STUPID COUNTRY SONG THAT GOES, "IF I KNEW NOW WHAT I DIDN"T KNOW THEN" OR WHATYETRVEU MAKES SENSE TO ME SOMEHOW.

I PROBABLY HAVE THE WRONG LYRICS THOUGH
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