My best friend's a Jew, we always had a party and called it Jewtopia. We would wear Yamakas, but it usually ended in drunken debauchery. Her brother has a pretty cool camo Yamaka.

I vote that this thread be renamed.

Bump! Today concludes Yom Kippur, a remembrance of being officially cool about the Golden Calf thing because Moses interceded.

Eat an apple dipped in honey (or just about anything dipped in honey, unless you have stupid allergies as I do, and then eat it dipped in caramel) for a sweet year. Next year in Jerusalem!

That was one crazy Yom Kippur. Also +5 points for the Futurama reference. +10 if you got mine.

yeah, that was a futurama reference

not a reference to something else at all, nope

you fucking idiot

Willie, I love it when you're mean. :orgasm

Sure, I'm an idiot. Because you know what we have lots of in Utah? Jews. Jews coming out of our asses. Oh, wait, no that's not right. In fact, I started this thread in the first place to...survey says: learn more about Jewish traditions.

You're in the wrong place if you wanna teach togetherness, tolerance, and understanding.

My paternal grandmother's mom was briefly LDS. Does that help bridge the gap?

Coincidentally, I'm going camping during Sukkot.

I made fun of a kid's yarmulke all the time in elementary school and was sent to the principal's office quite often because of it without fully understanding the reason

DOES YOUR HATRED KNOW NO BOUNDS?

Sure. Consider that gap bridged. It's all good around these parts.

I was OUT OF CONTROL. The fat kids and redheads got the heat too

I'm invited to some Sukkot thing but not going to that either probably :( It's like $15/person.