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Old Sep 8th, 2010, 11:33 PM        Rosh Hashanah
Tonight, September 8th, is the beginning of Rosh Hashanah, which I am told is the beginning of the Jewish New Year. Any Jewish folks want to share what you and your families do during this season? I know the basics, but I am curious to get the personal aspect.
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Old Sep 8th, 2010, 11:43 PM       
I'm vaguely partly Jewish and am pretty much the only one in my immediate family to acknowledge that, so it's been low-key hereabouts. The local chabad sent me a facebook invite for a Rosh Hashana dinner but I never got around to clicking that I wasn't going.

The holiday features a lot of honey and I'm allergic to honey anyway.



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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 12:06 AM       
I got to skip one of my classes this afternoon because of my Israeli teacher, so yeah. I'm celebrating by eating a ham sandwich.
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 12:09 AM       
I'm ethnically Jewish, but my family has never been very observant. Meh.
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 03:26 AM       
I thought Rosh Hashanah was rush limbaugh and hanana montanas kid :O :O
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 05:37 AM       
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Oh, the disappointment on that kid's face when mom busts out the happy birthday dinnerware, only to fill it with hummus.
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 08:43 AM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 11:39 AM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 07:54 PM       
Miley Cyrus appears to be a very stupid and/or unpolished young lady and that makes it even worse.

For most people I think Rosh Hashanah is just one of those exotic sounding holidays you see in passing on a calendar every once in a while.
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 08:21 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 08:27 PM       
Oh, well. So much for getting stories. I guess in hindsight I should have looked elsewhere. Thanks for the chuckles anyway gang.
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 09:22 PM       
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Old Sep 9th, 2010, 10:34 PM       
One of my great-aunts converted to a fairly orthodox group for her husband and is notorious for serving her famous ham salad at the reception following her conversion ceremony.

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Old Sep 10th, 2010, 01:10 AM       
One of my Jewish friends is celebrating Rosh Hashanah this Friday night and having us over for dinner. I'm sure I'll have some matzoh ball soup or something, but she's also making me chicken fingers since I'm a picky eater.
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Not if they want me to attend.
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@at you getting special chicken fingers
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Old Sep 10th, 2010, 09:49 AM       
it's more like apples and bread and honey than matzoh.
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