Dear "Digger"
Since I now live with people who watch NASCAR, I have been introduced to you. The NASCAR fans want to shoot you both on principal and out of irritation. I want to torture you because you make NASCAR even worse. No one loves you, except for the announcers who chuckle stupidly and declare "THARS DIGGER! HYUCK! ANYWAY AS I WAS SAYING, THE WINGS BEING REPLACED BY THE SPOILER BLAH BLAH-"
But wait! You have a FAMILY now. Maisy Duke, the "sexy, inbred woodchuck". A senile, half-blind gopher in a wheelchair. With SOUND EFFECTS. Ooh, and there's the precious "Digger Cam"! Watch out, Digger, the cars are gonna run you over! What? You want me to buy Digger gear? I can proudly adorn my chest and head with buck-toothed redneck rodents?! FUCK YES, WHERE ARE THE BEER HATS? Love, your murderer |
what?
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You don't want to know.
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Hey Gus, put yourself in my shoes for a minute. Wouldn't you also want to infract the fuck out of a NASCAR post? You're putting me in a hard situation here >:
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INFRACT ME, I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING :(
I'm pretty much hoping to get Mattjack's input here, if he IS that one NASCAR fan around here that I remember |
Sports forum :lol
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Digger Smolken? |
i'd rather be a trapper anyday than some dirty digger
i could catch a helpless animal skin it with my bare hands i'd wake up muddy and go to bed bloody cause i'm a trappin' man |
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Thanks, Nick. :(
You're right, GG, he deserves death. With pain. >: |
SCANDALIZE SOME DIGGERS :eek
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