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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 07:10 AM        An Auto Racing Thread
Usually, I am not interested in auto racing. That is unless something interesting happens. Like when Earnhardt Jr. said he was joining up with Hendrick Motorsports. That was interesting, especially listening to the yokels get in a lather about their hero joining up with (in their view) NASCAR's equivilant of satan.

Yesterday, something interesting happened. Danica Patrick finally won her first race, making her the first women to win a Formula 1 race.

http://sports.yahoo.com/irl/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns

While I doubt anyone else really cares that much. I though I would post it in case I was mistaken.

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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 02:45 PM       
What interested me was the report on CNNSI.com, by Bruce Martin:

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But that accomplishment may pale in social significance to what Patrick did on a cold, overcast day 65 miles northeast of Japan ...
Uh, pardon me for being a dick, but don't you mean 65 miles northeast of TOKYO?

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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 02:49 PM       
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But that accomplishment may pale in social significance to what Patrick did on a cold, overcast day 65 miles northeast of Japan ...
Maybe he meant she drowned in the Pacific after the race?
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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 02:59 PM       
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Old Apr 20th, 2008, 03:39 PM       
Trophies don't have dicks, so I'd rather just fuck her.
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Old Apr 21st, 2008, 12:52 PM       
Meh, she's cute and all, but there are hotter female athletes. Comparatively, she's way more fuckable than all of her contemporaries. They also happen to all be men.

Of course, if she asked, yes, I'd give her a solid man-hammering.
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Old Jan 3rd, 2009, 11:56 AM       
She should've been "friendlier" to the officer. If ya, of course, know what I mean...
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Hahaha I can totally see drunk people raging about how they knew this was gonna happen.
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