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				 The Museum I work at is just a few blocks away from the Fleet Center. Each night this week, there will be huge parties here. | 
	
 Oh, man, you gots to get some of that Kennedy booze.
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		| Clinton is coming tonight. | 
	
 Hookers and slutty interns!
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		| Kerry is coming Thursday. | 
	
 that piece of ass exhebitionist daughter of his.
You need gun powder (to get their attention) and peanut butter (to make it worth it). 
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		| I'm at this very moment chowing down on left over cookies and chocolates from last nights festivities. The cookies where provided by Union Paciffic. The chocolates, who knows. I hope they are not chock full of anthrax, because I'm pretty much eat all free food. Free food is very highly placed in my system of values. | 
	
 Gee, an overweight Jew who gorges himself on free food. There's a joke in there somewhere.