I WORK AT AN IMPORTANT PLACE!

[El Blanco]

Originally Posted by mburbank

The Museum I work at is just a few blocks away from the Fleet Center. Each night this week, there will be huge parties here.

Oh, man, you gots to get some of that Kennedy booze.

Clinton is coming tonight.

Hookers and slutty interns!

Kerry is coming Thursday.

that piece of ass exhebitionist daughter of his.

BOMB SNIFFIN' DOGS!

You need gun powder (to get their attention) and peanut butter (to make it worth it).

I'm at this very moment chowing down on left over cookies and chocolates from last nights festivities. The cookies where provided by Union Paciffic. The chocolates, who knows. I hope they are not chock full of anthrax, because I'm pretty much eat all free food. Free food is very highly placed in my system of values.

Gee, an overweight Jew who gorges himself on free food. There's a joke in there somewhere.