Now that's clever. I don't recall, however, making any claims whatsoever. I do recall having to stifle the raucous fits of laughter that I was stricken with after reading through the inane drivel you've just posted.
You know, you may know what a proxy is. Hell, you may even know how to use one to avoid a banning or two. Keep making idle threats, I could really use a few more laughs before I'm off of work (and, subsequently, on my way to the bar).
Play time's over, kiddo.