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Mr.
T in his Sombrero!
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Honesty
Is Always The Best Policy
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Jingle
Bells, Jingle Bells, Santa's In Hell
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And you
thought YOU knew how to party!
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For anyone who says
going to church won't kill you.
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Good to see some
people correct their mistakes.
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"I Must Break
You. Ok, well I won't break you if you can
help me get my movie career back on track. Deal?"
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Sins or
Donuts? You
Make The Call!
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And you thought Golf
was a sport for wimps!
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It's a beautiful day
in the neighborhood...
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"I pity da fool
who didn't vote for Mr. T!"
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Kids, meet your new babysitter.
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Chicken
Mcnuggets?
No. Chicken McChickenHeads!
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Nothin' like a cool
glass of Poop on a hot summer day!
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It looks like
George's "Strategery" worked.
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GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!
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Have another beer
dude... tomorrow it won't be that funny.
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"So you say you'll go out with me if I put my head in here?"
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"Sir, I know you want me to shine your shoes and all...
but I can't find your damned feet!"
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"What do you
mean I can't put 2000lbs of wood on my roof!?"
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"It's a
beautiful day in the neighborhood..."
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Sometimes it's best
NOT to know your fortune.
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Welcome
To America Offline!
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Mmmm, tastes like
Ass!
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"Let's see you
young shits do this!"
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"Since you Boy
Scouts are all a buncha damned fools,
Mr.T is gonna replace you with robots!"
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Don't let anyone tell you that animals are smarter than humans.
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Jesus doesn't love
you, but he sure does love Hockey!
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How could we not
vote for a guy that makes faces like this?
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Vladamir has an off
day at the gym.
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"Go
ahead, just TRY to keep my day from being beautiful."
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When team photos go
horribly wrong. (BARF!)
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Thinking of
shoplifting? I suggest trying somewhere else.
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Some cars are easier
to "rule out" than others.
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You'd think Taco
Bell would hire something other
than what they put in the "food" they sell.
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"For The Love
Of The Game"
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In Richmond, VA
prostitutes aren't allowed to charge clients for services
rendered. They are forced to "do it" for free.
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FUN
INDEED!
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Hi-Tech
Hobos!
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And just who
wouldn't want a Pickle Hat???
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Damn, they must have
had AMAZING Fake ID's.
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Beware:
Those Robotic Sony Dogs BITE!
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Hurry! You don't
want to miss your bus!
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A town flood
suddenly gets a lot worse.
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Dubya doing his
homework.
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Kids these days... I
tell ya.
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Well, if you're
gonna get high on coke, go all out!
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When just plain
ol'
cattle won't do. (or doo doo)
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"Sure man, I'll
give you a ride. There's always room for more!"
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Man,
movies for kids are sure getting more 'n more risqué!
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Due
to low ratings, Sesame Street writers try a new hip theme.
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Don't
worry America! The Coast Guard will protect us!
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Guess you'll think
twice about eatin' too much candy eh?
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The Pillsbury
Doughboy isn't giggling anymore now is he?
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Stop
Masturbating! Do it for the kittens!
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Nothing
like oral sex from a turkey to get you in the holiday spirit!
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Mommy!
I dropped my favorite toy in there!
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Please,
stop molesting the wildlife.
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Say! This soup
tastes a little strange, what's in it?
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Turns out the
"Rampage" monsters attacked the WTC.
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Sorry sir, we don't
serve Diesel lunches here. Unleaded only.
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Lay's finally
introduces a potato chip suited for us cynics.
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Funny thing is you
just KNOW they made this sign cuz
somebody forgot to lock the door one day.
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Hmm, do you think
McDonald's is hinting at something here?
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Now you know why the
Easter Bunny didn't come to your house.
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Some cops are easier
to evade than others.
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Ronald McDonald just
couldn't take it after he tried
some of his own food. Sorry kids, no more happy meals.
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And you thought the
waterslide at your local theme park was slippery? Try riding down
one greased with KY Jelly at this park!
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Finally a sermon
that's actually worth attending.
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If only all traffic
signs were so honest.
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What oh what would
we do without caution signs?
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Wait who do we kneel
before again? Priests or General Zod?
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Preach on brother...
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I don't know about
you, but I'm boarding up my windows.
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I hate people who
park in handicapped spots.
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A guaranteed way to
lose a found pounds.
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You're Next.
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Oh come on baby, all
I wanted was to take you out for coffee.
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I swear I know
people who must only type on this thing.
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Beware of the
half-eaten sign!
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It appears that the
aliens are leaving new "signs" for us.
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I wouldn't count on
any presents this year, kid.
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Duuuude! Killer
wave!
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Don't worry, there's still hope for us who can't play Doom 3
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Santa's looking a
little twisted this year!
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Hitchcock tried to
warn us...