Here's a different
Halloween treat for ya while I put the finishing touches on two of
I-Mockery's biggest projects of the season! Not too long ago, I was
asked by Mike (Kryten Syxx) over at
DreadCentral to record a Splattrax with him. At first, I
thought this sounded like some kind of audition for an amateur
porno, but it turns out all he wanted me to do was record some
commentary for a horror movie of my choice with him. Yeah, I know, a
porno probably would've paid better.
Well anyway, I jumped
at the chance to do some commentary on the 1988 remake of "The
Blob". It's one of my favorite cheesy horror flicks from
yesteryear and it even features Shawnee Smith (from the Saw films),
Kevin Dillon and more. So I spent a good 90 minutes recording
commentary so now you can sit down and watch the movie with me! It's
like having me right there in your living room! Creepy, huh?
So here's the deal.
You need to get yourself a copy of "The Blob" on DVD. It's currently
6 dollars on Amazon.com, so you have nothing to lose here...
well... except the 6 dollars. It's also available for sale in most
stores like Best Buy/Circuit City and you can probably find it for
rent in the horror section of just about any ol' video rental store
or online service. It's not that hard to find, trust me.
Once you have the DVD
in your hands, it's simple as popping it into your player, turning
down the volume on your TV a bit and then loading up the audio file
of my commentary on your computer! From there, just kick back in
your favorite chair and listen to the soothing sounds of my voice as
I guide you through all of the blobby goodness of The Blob!
appropriate sound files below!
note: these are large sound files
(mp3 is 90 megs, wma is 68 megs)
so you can expect the download to take a little while unless
you happen to be on a nice speedy connection.
Hope you enjoy the
commentary, it was a lot of fun to do! Big thanks again to Mike over
DreadCentral for inviting me to do record a Splattrax with
him! Now get to watchin' The Blob and drop me an email
sometime to let me know what you thought of our commentary!
SCARY-ASS TRADING CARD #19!
COLLECT ALL 19 SERIES II CARDS
FOR A SPECIAL 20TH CARD!
*copy this URL
down, you'll need it once you've found all 19 cards!*
"Reaper" hasn't even
been on the air for a full month, but already the phenomenal Ray
Wise is my hands down favorite Satan. Smooth, debonair, hilarious
and chilling, when an irate driver yells "Go to hell!" at him, he
jauntily shouts back "I'll meet you there... Bruce!"
Find all 19 Series II "Scary-Ass
Trading Cards" this September and October (2007) and you'll not only get a
special secret final 20th card emailed to you, but you'll automatically be
entered to win a Halloween prize pack from I-Mockery! Cards will
be placed in random new I-Mockery articles during the months of
October. Simply copy the URLs of each card down into a text file
whenever you find them.
Once you have
collected the URLs of all the cards, simply email them to
firstname.lastname@example.org with the subject line
"I-Mockery's Scary-Ass Trading Cards!" and you will have the
special 20th card emailed to you and you'll be entered to win a
Halloween prize pack which may include masks, DVDs and more!
Remember, the cards MUST say "Series II" on them
or they will not be counted.
NOT email the actual card
graphics to us. We only want you to email us the URLs of
all the cards which you can find directly underneath them.
If you enjoyed this
piece, be sure to check out:
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