That maniac has been up to no good again. Here is the official police photo of Martin Yan on the night of his last rampage. Apparently he had quite a bit of saki one night and he hopped into his sports car for a little joyride. He then saw a bus of nuns and yelled out loud, "Kamikaze! " and crashed into the bus. The bus tumbled down a cliff and exploded. Martin then ran down the the cliff to the firey disaster. Once he arrived he started making "Nun-Ka-Bobs" once the flesh of the nuns was charred enough.

Although he was arrested, the on-site officers admitted, "He may be a maniac, but hot damn! Those Nun-Ka-Bobs of his taste great!"

A rare photo of a 1st edition copy of "The Well-Seasoned WOK". As many of you know, this book was banned in many countries and the cover of the book was later changed. Many critics thought that the skulls in the cover were a "subliminal message to other chefs telling them to kill and kill again". We sent a reporter out to ask Martin Yan about this cover. We haven't seen that reporter in months.

Just released! A really fun video for all ages! If you're not into Martin Yan's "human-based meals", perhaps you'd like to try his "canine-based meals" instead. In this video, he'll take you through a tour of how to pick out the best dogs for an exquisite meal. He even goes so far as to list pound locations in every state, so you can go out and get yourself a puppy or two and get cookin!

Mr. Miyagi explains to Daniel how to cook like Martin Yan. "You kill people do yes. You kill people do no. You kill people do guess so... squish! Just like grape!" We're sure that Daniel is going to turn out to be a great homicidal chef some day.

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