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SELECT YOUR DESTINY BOOK #8 - VIDEO GAME VOODOO!


You've got to get away from the other snake, and fast! It's coming right at you! And it's splitting into two snakes!! And now the two snakes are growing wings!! What's more, you think the snakebite on your bum might be causing you to hallucinate. You start backing away from the flying snakes slowly, being careful not to disturb any of the green goo or boxes strewn about. Unfortunately, you are too preoccupied with avoiding goo and box alike, and you blunder into the Fun Time machine, knocking it over and perhaps ending your little adventure in a hurry.

whoopsie!

The screen turns to static and you fear the worst. You wait to be "reset" out of existence, but as you cower, you notice that the snakes and goo are also starting to look a little static-covered, too. You look back and see the snake on your backside showing the same symptom. Perhaps knocking over that diabolical arcade cabinet was a good idea. A moment later, all the dangerous creatures and obstacles in your basement vanish. Finally, an end to this nightmare of untidiness!

BONUS!

Strike that. It looks like there's something else in the works. Some sort of "bonus round"? Well, one more round of this nonsense can't hurt. You're pretty sure your snakebite has almost completely healed in the time it took to think that last bit, so you should be able to handle whatever this game throws at you. You close your eyes and try to prepare mentally for what is sure to be your final challenge. Upon opening them, you see that this is, in fact, destined to be your final challenge:

Someday, the moles will shack you, then we'll see who's laughing

WAY TO GET HAMMERED! START OVER!!!


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