The secret to this
mysterious mystery lies somewhere within the hairy fellow chewing on the
plane. But what is it? You don your thinking cap and ponder this
sub-mystery a moment, tapping your chin and mumbling to yourself to let
the audience know you're really concentrating. You scan the gremlin
intently, to the point where the creature starts to blush. That in
itself is unusual, and a little off-putting, but there must be something
more. Thinking... thinking... there!
Aha! A hair sample
caught in the suspect's matte fur. This could be the key to finding out
who put you in this strange video game world. Better take it back to the
lab.
... Wait a minute. This is crazy. There's no crime lab, and you're
certainly no detective. You're stuck on the wing of a plane with some
bizarre creature, and you need to calm down and just accept that.
Blathering on with crazy ideas like going to some lab aren't helping the
situa-oh wait, there's a door.
The emergency door on
the plane has transformed into some kind of doorway to another
dimension. Or something. I'm not psychic. The sudden appearance of the
doorway doesn't deter you, nor does the fact that the door is a few feet
beyond the edge of the wing. You grab your furry companion (a companion
that's furry, not a furry who is your companion, just so we're clear)
and sling him into the doorway before taking the plunge yourself.
You have been
transported to a lab. You can't say what type of lab it is, but you see
microscopes and a bearded guy with glasses, so you're sure your needs
will be fulfilled. You get the attention of the lab tech and tell him
that you need to have the strange hair examined. He walks over to the
creature and carefully grabs the hair with some tweezers. You hear a
distinct "poink" sound, and you get the feeling something terrible is
about to happen.
Well, you're right
about that much. It turns out that the small black hair on the
creature's chest was actually just a single, disgusting hair growing out
of a mole mercifully hidden beneath the creature's thick fur. He is not
happy about the hair's removal. You make a break for it, but the
creature grabs you by the ankles and proceeds to bludgeon the lab tech
to death with your flailing body. As you are repeatedly flung up into
the air and brought back down on the lab tech's twitching form, you
catch a glimpse of the red bar overhead gradually growing smaller. You
are almost thankful when it finally disappears, and you lose
consciousness.
