You head on over to the
concessions stand and notice that just about everything is overpriced to
hell. A hot pretzel costs 10 bux, a cup of french fries costs 25 bux,
and the sign for personal pizzas has an arrow pointing to a nearby "bone
marrow donation tent". Sheesh, with prices like these, you'll be lucky
to get away with the shirt on your back. But wait! The concessions stand
sign says a bottle of water only costs "one large flashing coin from
the Super Mario Bros video game." What luck! You just happen to have
one!
Excited as a little
school girl at a Hello Kitty convention, you proudly hand over the coin
and they give you your water:
Problem is, you seemed
to forget that this IS a video game you're in, and therefore you have to
play by the rules of said video game. Unfortunately for you, this is one
of those games where the character can't swim at all. You attempt to
pour the pixelated bottle of water into your mouth, but it just trickles
down and instantly creates a big lake beneath your feet which you drown
in.
