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The 2007 Eyegore Awards Scaremoney and Halloween Horror Nights!
by: -RoG-


This was one of the first things we saw in the Camp Blood blood maze,
and the guy in the wig appeared to be making out with a corpse. I'm not
sure what that has to do with any of the Friday the 13th movies really,
but hey, whatever floats their canoes...

Come on Jason, you gotta do a better job at hiding than that.

Now THIS is what I'm talking about! Jason cranking a guy's head in a vice!

And yes, the single greatest kill in all of the Friday the 13th movies reenacted:
Jason slamming the girl in the sleeping bag into a tree.

Jason doesn't care if you're handicapped or not... it's all fair game to a maniac.

This is why you don't buy one of those Craftmatic adjustable beds.

Jason tried giving this guy some acupuncture, but it didn't seem to help his pains.

Damned car wouldn't start... isn't that always the case?

Oink, oink my good man!

If only all playground swing sets were this much fun

Sorry guys, she's married.

The entrance to the "Texas Chainsaw Massacre: Back In Business" maze was a bit
messy. You'd think they'd clean up the place with so many guests coming over...

"What are you doin in my house!?"

Leatherface was doing some remodeling... to people's faces.

My, my, my...

I think they were saving her for a future meal.

Ok, I gotta ask... what's with the grandma wig!?
I'm pretty damned sure he didn't wear one in the movies.

Ah, a family meal. Good old fashioned family values!

Everybody needs to take a nice relaxing bath now 'n then...

Would I break down and have a forbidden threesome with the corpses in the tub?
Click here to find out on page 5 of the
Eyegore & Halloween Horror Nights pics!

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