NOW BACK TO OUR SHOW!

Kelly: Ok! It's time for the feast! The "Turkey & Gravy" soda is ready to pour! Hope you brought an appetite!

Chip: Wait just a minute Kelly! I brought something very special for this moment!

Kelly: Oh! I love surprises! What is it, Chip?

Chip: IT'S A TURKEY HAT!

Kelly: IT'S A TURKEY HAT!

Chip: GOBBLE! GOBBLE!

*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*

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Kelly: Oh my! What a funny guy you are, Chip! WHAT-A- FUNNY-GUY!

Chip: Alright! Let's pop the top off that Turkey before somebody mistakes me for one and tries to stuff me!

Kelly: What did they feed these turkeys before they were made into soda - ginger ale, butter and mud? Because that's what this tastes like!

Chip: I put on the prestigious turkey hat for this!? Where's the juicy flavor? Where's the delicious gravy? Where's the tryptophan? This fowl is foul!

Chip: If you didn't like the turkey, I have a feeling you're not gonna like this one - "Pea" soda!

Kelly: Pea as in the vegetable, or pee as in what they make me do at my weekly drug screening?

Chip: From the looks of what's inside this bottle, I'd venture to guess both!

*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*

Chip: And it appears that my guess wasn't too far off!

Kelly: It's like they tried to mix peas with butter, sugar and sadness!

Chip: Hold on tight Kelly, we've only got one more bottle to go! And this one just might spell R-E-L-I-E-F!

Kelly: I'm not so sure if "Antacid" flavored soda is really something I'd want to substitute a pack of Rolaids for!

Chip: I wouldn't substitute any of these sodas for their real food counterparts, but we've come this far, so let's finish this task and then let our stomachs enjoy a holiday vacation!

Chip: Well, now I really do need some Rolaids!

Kelly: This stuff actually reminded me of Easter when I used to get those Necco Wafer candies in my basket!

Chip: Guess what? I've been putting other candies in my basket all night! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Kelly: Okaaaaaaayyy then...

Kelly: Well folks, I guess that's about it for today's show and I... uh... umm... are you ok Chip?

Chip: Doin' just dandy Kel, doin' just dandy! Hahahaha!

Kelly: Ok, what's so funny!

Chip: What's so funny? I already told you! I've been putting other candies in my basket all night!

Kelly: What candies? What basket? It's not even Easter!

Chip: Oh it's any holiday I want it to be right now, sister!

*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*

Chip: Hahahaha!

Kelly: You've been drinking this whole time!?

Chip: We've both been drinking this whole time... soda! I just added some extra holiday spice to mine!

Kelly: Well folks, you know how that old saying goes: When in Rome...

Kelly: ...do as the Romans do!

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