Kelly:
Ok!
It's time for the feast! The "Turkey & Gravy"
soda is ready to pour! Hope you brought an appetite!
Chip:
Wait just a minute Kelly! I brought something very special for this
moment!
Kelly:
Oh! I love surprises! What is it, Chip?
Chip:
IT'S A TURKEY HAT!
Kelly:
IT'S A TURKEY HAT!
Chip:
GOBBLE! GOBBLE!
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
Kelly:
Oh my! What a funny guy you are, Chip! WHAT-A- FUNNY-GUY!
Chip:
Alright! Let's pop the top off that Turkey before somebody mistakes me for
one and tries to stuff me!
Kelly:
What did they feed these turkeys before they were made into soda - ginger
ale, butter and mud? Because that's what this tastes like!
Chip:
I put on the prestigious turkey hat for this!? Where's the juicy
flavor? Where's the delicious gravy? Where's the tryptophan? This fowl is
foul!
Chip:
If you didn't like the turkey, I have a feeling you're not gonna like this
one - "Pea" soda!
Kelly:
Pea as in the vegetable, or pee as in what they make me do
at my weekly drug screening?
Chip:
From the looks of what's inside this bottle, I'd venture to guess both!
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
Chip:
And it appears that my guess wasn't too far off!
Kelly:
It's like they tried to mix peas with butter, sugar and sadness!
Chip:
Hold on tight Kelly, we've only got one more bottle to go! And this one
just might spell R-E-L-I-E-F!
Kelly:
I'm not so sure if "Antacid" flavored soda is
really something I'd want to substitute a pack of Rolaids for!
Chip:
I wouldn't substitute any of these sodas for their real food counterparts,
but we've come this far, so let's finish this task and then let our
stomachs enjoy a holiday vacation!
Chip:
Well, now I really do need some Rolaids!
Kelly:
This stuff actually reminded me of Easter when I used to get those Necco
Wafer candies in my basket!
Chip:
Guess what? I've been putting other candies in my basket all
night! Hahahahahahahahaha!
Kelly:
Okaaaaaaayyy then...
Kelly:
Well folks, I guess that's about it for today's show and I... uh... umm... are you ok Chip?
Chip:
Doin' just dandy Kel, doin' just dandy! Hahahaha!
Kelly:
Ok, what's so funny!
Chip:
What's so funny? I already told you! I've been putting othercandies
in my basket all night!
Kelly:
What candies? What basket? It's not even Easter!
Chip:
Oh it's any holiday I want it to be right now, sister!
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
Chip:
Hahahaha!
Kelly:
You've been drinking this whole time!?
Chip:
We've both been drinking this whole time... soda! I just added some extra holiday spice
to mine!
Kelly:
Well folks, you know how that old saying goes: When in Rome...
Kelly:
...do as the Romans do!
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
*UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER*
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