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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

Fruity Berry Goodness!
The Nintendo Cereal System!

"If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em." Yes, Nintendo did have a cereal promoting two of their best-selling games: Super Mario Bros. and The Legend of Zelda. Each box was divided in half: one side had the fruity flavored Marios, Mushrooms, and Goombas. The other side had berry-flavored Links, Hearts, and Shields. Now, I know they were called "fruity" and "berry", but I swear I couldn't tell the difference in the flavors. I usually just mixed them all together in a bowl.


One nice thing about the cereal is that it always came with video game stickers. Check out the sticker Soda Popinski and his mighty ass-shaped chin. Other offers included chances to win Nintendo systems, and even a Super Mario cereal bowl.

All in all, it was a decent cereal for those who couldn't get enough of their Nintendo fix, but it didn't have any Marshmallows! If you're gonna sell cereal to kids ya gotta have the marshmallows! I'm sorry, it just couldn't compare with my favorite video game cereal ever:

You can do the Pac-Man!

Pac-Man cereal. It had one of the best commercials ever, plus it had a ridiculous amount of ghost marshmallows in it. It was literally like eating candy for breakfast. The only cereal with a higher marshmallow-to-cereal ratio was Dino Pebbles. Sadly, it seems that the days of high marshmallow ratio cereals are long gone. Enjoy the Grape Nuts, kids.

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