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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

An unholy alliance
Nintendo Underwear and Suspenders!

An unholy twosome that should never have seen the light of day. These were recently emailed to me and the thought of somebody having any of the Mario characters that close to their crotch is just too disturbing. Throw in a pair of suspenders and you've got a freak show that would even turn Lucio Fulci's stomach sour. And just look at the taglines... "Only you know why you're having a powerful day when you're wearing these." Yes, that's absolutely true. Why? Because nobody in their right mind would come remotely close to you if they knew you were wearing Nintendo underwear.

Hop inside and go for a ride! :x

But don't worry, while you're wearing your underwear and suspenders, you can at least "do the Mario" in private thanks to the Nintendo Slumberbag. Though, you might want to check with your local authorities first, because I'm sure it's illegal in some states. If it isn't... well... it fucking should be.

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