Super Mario Bros.
You have the
Super Mario Bubble Bath & Shampoo
products, but you still feel like something is missing. Then it hits you,
"I want Mario and Luigi to shower me!" Well you're in luck, because
the Super Mario Bros. handheld Shower Power unit allows you to do just
that! Sure, it comes with built-in scald protection so you can shower
safely, but the one thing it doesn't protect you from is the mental
scarring of having those two wide-eyed plumbers staring at every inch of
your naked body.
when you're done in the shower, don't forget to dry off with your Super
Mario Bros. towel! Admit it... you've always wanted to rub Mario and Luigi
all over your body.
Now you're playing with power... SHOWER POWER!
So... that does it for the first 50 NES things I wanted to cover, but this list is by
means complete. I'll continue to add onto it as time goes by, so if you have
any Nintendo oddities that you'd like to see in the next update,
let me know about 'em!
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