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NINTENDO - the good, the bad, and the ugly.
by: -RoG-

Get squeaky clean with the help of two Italian plumbers!
Super Mario Bros. Shower Power!

You have the Super Mario Bubble Bath & Shampoo products, but you still feel like something is missing. Then it hits you, "I want Mario and Luigi to shower me!" Well you're in luck, because the Super Mario Bros. handheld Shower Power unit allows you to do just that! Sure, it comes with built-in scald protection so you can shower safely, but the one thing it doesn't protect you from is the mental scarring of having those two wide-eyed plumbers staring at every inch of your naked body.

Nice bathing suits, guys.

And hey, when you're done in the shower, don't forget to dry off with your Super Mario Bros. towel! Admit it... you've always wanted to rub Mario and Luigi all over your body.

Nintendo. Now you're playing with power... SHOWER POWER!

So... that does it for the first 50 NES things I wanted to cover, but this list is by
no means complete. I'll continue to add onto it as time goes by, so if you have any Nintendo oddities that you'd like to see in the next update, let me know about 'em!

Have any questions or comments about this piece?
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