The KING of all souvenir drink cups! It actually comes with a strap
so you can hang it off of your neck while walking around Vegas!
7-Eleven Executives, if you're reading this, please make a
Slurpee cup like this.
Girls dancing atop the counter of a Slushee drink shop? Welcome to Vegas.
Thirsty? How about some Blue Balls, a Tea Bag or a Happy Ending?
Or you can go with a Donkey Punch, a Roundhouse Octane or a Money Shot.
My personal favorite? The Reach Around. The Lego figures were a nice touch.
Another Zoltar machine!
The nice thing about the Luxor hotel is that no matter how far away from
it you go, or
how drunk you get, you can still find your way back to it by following the
light that's coming out of the top o' the pyramid. Damned good idea on
their part if you ask me.
Fish and mermaids. No sign of Daryl Hannah though.
Hooray for the nipple tweaking statue!
(It should've been a fountain though... then it would be perfection.)
Hawaiian Dream lady scares me.
Fortunately, Super Cherry has my back at all times.
Any slot machine featuring "Buns of Metal" is aok in my book.
I conclude my trip by catching up with Vegas resident and longtime
I-Mockery
forum dweller, Tenno, for some ass kicking action in The
Simpsons Arcade Game!
And there ya
have it. Hope you've enjoyed this big photo tour of our Las Vegas trip,
but like any insane place you can visit, the photos don't do it enough
justice, you've just gotta go see it in person. Vegas is a crazy town
filled with plenty of entertainment and laughs, but I wouldn't recommend
planning on staying there for more than 2-3 days. By the end of the 3rd
day we were all exhausted and ready to head on back home. Then again, that's probably
because we stayed up until 6am each night. That's the thing about
wandering deep into the heart of the giant casinos... there are no windows
and you seriously lose all track of time. Well, you lose time and
money, but I'm not into the whole gambling thing and considered it a
victory when I basically broke even on the penny 'n quarter slots. Plus,
we didn't walk away completely empty-handed...
We now have a fine collection of Hooker Trading Cards!
Gotta catch 'em all! (the cards that is, not the STD's)
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