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      After a lot 
      of work (and procrastination) the I-Mockery "Club" is finally here. I 
      don't know anybody that doesn't like getting fun stuff sent to them in the 
      mail, and that's just what this club is for. Hundreds of you took the 
      club-poll and 
      told me that you really liked the idea, so I'm going to give it a shot. If 
      all goes well, I'm going to do my best to have a new club pack out each 
      month (or every other month, whatever works best). If the first month 
      works out nicely, I'll have subscriptions available later on.
        For those of you new to 
        the site or if this is your first time hearing about the club, allow me 
        to explain. I'm really against trying to support my site with an absurd 
        amount of ads. I don't mind a little advertising to support it, but I 
        can't stand it when I go to a site that has four advertisements pop-up 
        on your screen each time you view a different page, in addition to all 
        of the ads that they already have embedded within it. And I'm definitely 
        against the idea of charging for access to a site that has always been 
        free, fuck that. Well, I-Mockery has grown leaps and bounds in the past 
        year, and I really want to dedicate all of my time to it. So, to help 
        offset the costs of running the site (and paying my rent), I figured I'd 
        try to offer something fun to everybody... rather than just plaster the 
        site with an absurd amount of advertisements.
        The I-Mockery "Club" is 
        what I've decided to do. The club packs will come with all sorts of 
        goodies. Buttons, toy surprises, stickers... who knows what. Plus, in 
        each club pack you'll get a Newsletter with all sorts of humorous tidbits 
        in it, including comics, drawings, viewer mail, some great little 
        stories that I have to share, and much more. All that good stuff comes 
        to you in the mail for 5 bucks, not too shabby eh? Plus, the proceeds 
        from the club will also help me create some more cool contests here on 
        the site for all to enjoy.
        Each club newsletter will 
        also include:
        
        
        All new comic strip - Danger The Suzie!
          
      
          
      I also 
      created an F.A.Q. for those of you who might have a question about 
      the club. If none of your questions are answered in it, feel free to 
      
      email 
      me.
        Thanks again to all of you who took the time to answer that club poll, 
        it's because of all the positive feedback that I received from you that 
        I'm giving this thing a shot. Looking forward to hearing back from all 
        of you with your thoughts on the first club pack. Hope you all enjoy it!
        
        
        -RoG-