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The I-Mockery Club!


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After a lot of work (and procrastination) the I-Mockery "Club" is finally here. I don't know anybody that doesn't like getting fun stuff sent to them in the mail, and that's just what this club is for. Hundreds of you took the club-poll and told me that you really liked the idea, so I'm going to give it a shot. If all goes well, I'm going to do my best to have a new club pack out each month (or every other month, whatever works best). If the first month works out nicely, I'll have subscriptions available later on.

For those of you new to the site or if this is your first time hearing about the club, allow me to explain. I'm really against trying to support my site with an absurd amount of ads. I don't mind a little advertising to support it, but I can't stand it when I go to a site that has four advertisements pop-up on your screen each time you view a different page, in addition to all of the ads that they already have embedded within it. And I'm definitely against the idea of charging for access to a site that has always been free, fuck that. Well, I-Mockery has grown leaps and bounds in the past year, and I really want to dedicate all of my time to it. So, to help offset the costs of running the site (and paying my rent), I figured I'd try to offer something fun to everybody... rather than just plaster the site with an absurd amount of advertisements.

The I-Mockery "Club" is what I've decided to do. The club packs will come with all sorts of goodies. Buttons, toy surprises, stickers... who knows what. Plus, in each club pack you'll get a Newsletter with all sorts of humorous tidbits in it, including comics, drawings, viewer mail, some great little stories that I have to share, and much more. All that good stuff comes to you in the mail for 5 bucks, not too shabby eh? Plus, the proceeds from the club will also help me create some more cool contests here on the site for all to enjoy.

Each club newsletter will also include:
Danger The Suzie!
All new comic strip - Danger The Suzie!


HOW TO ORDER CLUB PACK #1:

HELP! THE SQUIGLY BUTTONS ARE EATING MY FACE! MY FACE!!!!!!!

Club Pack #1 includes:
The first I-Mockery Club Newsletter (with pics, stories, mail & more!)
Danger The Suzie comic strip #1
A Squigly Fish Button (the same Squigly from our flash game)
A toy prize along with a special mission for you to conduct!
A coupon that will save you money on some I-Mockery stuff!

Just how much fun is this club pack?
See how much fun one FatSatan had with it in the Netherlands!


SORRY!
CLUB PACK #1 IS NOW COMPLETELY SOLD OUT!



I also created an F.A.Q. for those of you who might have a question about the club. If none of your questions are answered in it, feel free to email me.

Thanks again to all of you who took the time to answer that club poll, it's because of all the positive feedback that I received from you that I'm giving this thing a shot. Looking forward to hearing back from all of you with your thoughts on the first club pack. Hope you all enjoy it!

-RoG-



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