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"That River In Egypt"
by: Protoclown
(Originally presented in Hulk & Thing: Hard Knocks # 3 & 4 by Bruce Jones and Jae Lee)

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Jaimas Jaimas is offline
Forum Chaos Lord
Jun 18th, 2008, 04:17 AM
This is the most beautiful thing I've read in weeks.
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Flying Finn
Jun 18th, 2008, 04:38 AM
Brilliant. I have not red the original and now, i newer will want to do it either. Thank you Proto, you saved my tedious day.

G.
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Jun 18th, 2008, 05:32 AM
Honestly, that has to be the ugliest Thing and Hulk ever.
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Forum Virgin
Jun 18th, 2008, 05:58 AM
Isn't this the original? I thought this was just a reprint and was waiting for a clever caption after...
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Pickleman's Uncle
Jun 18th, 2008, 06:50 AM
Is this the Marvel Zombies twist on Hulk vs The Thing?

It's a little gay.
Jaimas Jaimas is offline
Forum Chaos Lord
Jun 18th, 2008, 09:51 AM
Only a little gay, really.
BakaGaijin BakaGaijin is offline
なにをみてんだよ
Jun 18th, 2008, 09:57 AM
You made milk come out my nose!

At least, I hope that was my nose.
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Awesomely Awesome
Jun 18th, 2008, 10:59 AM
That was amazing. I died from laughter...laid there for awhile...then the thing gave me a hand job and I woke back up.=[ whats worse this time around it wasn't just on pictures...it's on youtube. >.<
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Retardedly Handsome
Jun 18th, 2008, 12:03 PM
Its like "The Crying Game"...but more gay.
Tom Foolery Tom Foolery is offline
Serial Loiterer
Jun 18th, 2008, 12:43 PM
Is this supposed to take place like a hundred years in the future where the Hulk and the Thing are in their twilight years? They both look wrinkled and haggard enough to be pushing 90. It was like watching a scene from Brokeback Mountain if the main characters would have been played by Jack Lemmon and Walter Matthau.
Kench Kench is offline
Just this guy, you know?
Jun 18th, 2008, 02:02 PM
Quote:
Honestly, that has to be the ugliest Thing and Hulk ever.
Ugh -- I second that motion. That's all I could think about...
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Doctor Caliente
Jun 18th, 2008, 03:30 PM
Very well done sir. I like what I see and I wish to subscribe to your news letter forthwith.

Seriously, what is up with Hulks "hair-line"?
Nick Nick is offline
pickled
Jun 18th, 2008, 06:04 PM
I love how Jae Lee is too lazy to make the Thing look like he is made of stone. I suppose thinks that drawing squiggle lines on him will suffice.


PS: Hulk sitting on two bar stools at the end looks ridiculous.
Protoclown Protoclown is offline
The Goddamned Batman
Jun 18th, 2008, 07:00 PM
Thanks guys. I'm afraid I couldn't resist "making everyone gay" in this Protocomic. It's been a while since I've done that, after all, and this comic was screaming for it.
Julio Julio is offline
Member
Jun 19th, 2008, 12:54 AM
Now to see the Goddamned Batman gaying around... Not!!!
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taco loving zombie
Jun 19th, 2008, 04:03 AM
"are you cold?. a little" you should have used that phrase
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Last of the Time Lords
Jun 19th, 2008, 06:32 AM
Even though the artist clearly bet money he could draw a comic with his feet, your brilliant rewrite has made it worthwhile.
Colonel Flagg Colonel Flagg is offline
after enough bourbon ...
Jun 19th, 2008, 12:16 PM
THAT ...... WAS ........ AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Duct Tape Ninja Duct Tape Ninja is offline
I must preserve my P.B.F.
Jun 19th, 2008, 06:04 PM
The Hulk and the Thing must be gay. I mean, with shorts THAT small.
Duct Tape Ninja Duct Tape Ninja is offline
I must preserve my P.B.F.
Jun 20th, 2008, 09:24 AM
Just look at the fight scene
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Freak Power
Jun 21st, 2008, 12:12 AM
Man, that cheered me up what with my shitty day... thx Proto
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Student of Cereal Lore
Jun 21st, 2008, 01:53 PM
Funny I always thought it was the Human Torch who was secretly gay, what with the whole "Flame ON!" thing.
Hugh Jerection Hugh Jerection is offline
By Hawkings Chair!
Jun 26th, 2008, 09:34 AM
Best protocomic ever!
I'm gonna need the brain-bleach now though to shift the image of Hulk and Thing gettin it on
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GoldMember
Jul 4th, 2008, 09:15 PM
Another awesomtastic one as fine as ever :D
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