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"A Tour Through Hell"
by: Protoclown
(Originally presented in Elvira's House of Mystery #3, by Robert Kanigher and Jess Jodloman)

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40 pound box of rape?
Oct 20th, 2008, 11:33 AM
boooooooooooooooooooob-arella
Doctor Caliente
Oct 20th, 2008, 12:29 PM
Holy crap! That chick in the hospital that craps the bed-pan may have the pointiest boobs I've ever seen.

The fat guy getting branded and screaming was freakin' hilarious.
A person.
Oct 20th, 2008, 12:44 PM
They let kids see these things? Absolutely amazing. I wish you'd sometimes post the original comics though.

Good editing.
Full of Country Goodness
Oct 20th, 2008, 01:03 PM
This inspires me to an idea: Do a Protocomic of a Jack Chick comic.
after enough bourbon ...
Oct 20th, 2008, 01:17 PM
"No, it won't burn, ya big pussy."

and

"... not really the reaction we were hoping for."

Two lines that made me lol ... out loud!

Exceptional job! Keep 'em - errrr - coming ....
Last of the Time Lords
Oct 20th, 2008, 03:03 PM
Truly bizarre and hilarious, as always. Now I'm sort of curious as to what the hell actually happened in the original comic.
Can't touch this
Oct 20th, 2008, 03:39 PM
Damn...That's the most annoying Hell I've ever seen.
Punk Rock Hamster
Oct 20th, 2008, 03:46 PM
And they tried to tell me taking the stairs was better for me than riding the elevator, cardiovascular exercise, my foot. As a side note, I'll never eat mashed potatoes at a party again.
Eating angry potatos.
Oct 20th, 2008, 05:28 PM
Wow..... I thought hell was going to be worse... but no one was forced to watch "Spice World" or any other hellish movie.... I'm not so scared now.
Riot Control
Oct 20th, 2008, 05:49 PM
No longer will a trust an elevator operator.
Riot Control
Oct 20th, 2008, 05:49 PM
Damn, what a mistake... I*
is hopped up on goofballs
Oct 20th, 2008, 06:38 PM
'sticking your dick in the mashed potatoes.'

Well damn, if I'd known it was going to be that kinda party...fuckin hilarious, Protoclown.
pickled
Oct 20th, 2008, 08:40 PM
Why was Elvira there?
Battle Network Fan
Oct 20th, 2008, 09:34 PM
I second the Protocomic of a chick tract, although they are funny as is.
Forum Virgin
Oct 21st, 2008, 12:57 AM
Why is satan so red?
Fanboy
Oct 21st, 2008, 02:00 AM
This WAS like the Protocomic Jack Chick tract.
SPOOOOOOOON!!!
Oct 21st, 2008, 02:38 AM
"...so kindly get the fuck out."
I even like the first line. Doormen everywhere are probably itching to say it.
By the way, how come Elvira's only in one panel of her own comic (didn't even know she had one).
grants but one wish
Oct 21st, 2008, 03:30 AM
HAHA! as always a good job proto, well done
Member
Oct 21st, 2008, 06:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Doctor_Who View Post
Truly bizarre and hilarious, as always. Now I'm sort of curious as to what the hell actually happened in the original comic.
Seconded. Proto's going to make me track down yet another comic to find out what the HELL is going on...

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nick View Post
Why was Elvira there?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rufus the Perturbed View Post
"...so kindly get the fuck out."
I even like the first line. Doormen everywhere are probably itching to say it.
By the way, how come Elvira's only in one panel of her own comic (didn't even know she had one).
Doormen and retail employees at closing time. Rufus answers Nick's question (and in case it's missed again, this was a reprint of an Elvira horror story comic. Says it at the top.) There isn't, however, an answer to Rufus'. Unless there's pages missing due to the editing process.
Forum Virgin
Oct 22nd, 2008, 05:15 AM
This was basically a reprint of the old House of Mystery series that came out in the 1980s (the reprint, not the original series) with Elvira put in as the Mistress of the House. There was a subplot to the whole thing, where she was supposed to find Caine, the original resident (his brother, Abel, had lived in the House of Secrets... I have an old HoS comic with him in it).

I actually have this comic somewhere. I believe the guy getting branded was actually the Arab on the previous page, but it's been a long time since I last saw it. Basically, all of the people had wronged others in their lives (the rat person, I think, had been a slumlord or something that kept substandard housing, so he was getting what had happened to his tenants). The woman at the end had died too early, I think, so she was sent back. And yes, there was at least one or two other pages that showed all of the tormented getting off on different floors.

As for Jack Chick comics, they'd be funny, but might call down the wrath of Chick on you (or, at least, Chick's lawyers).
Former Virgin
Oct 25th, 2008, 12:25 PM
Outstanding.
Mucho Porro
Oct 27th, 2008, 10:01 AM
good fer what ails ye.
Oct 31st, 2008, 12:54 AM
I also like posting with no words whatsoever!...oh wait...

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