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"The Curious Case Of Dr. Manhattan's Wang"
by: Protoclown
(Originally presented in Watchmen # 3 & 4, by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons)

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Reader Comments

I am Johnny Luchador
Mar 27th, 2009, 12:59 PM
And that's how my ass got dead...pure awesomeness. Good work
after enough bourbon ...
Mar 27th, 2009, 02:07 PM
As usual, the Dick has all the best lines. Just like in real life.

Awesometastic.
Fookin' up planets!
Mar 27th, 2009, 02:10 PM
can't... stop.... laughing....
Live long and prosper
Mar 27th, 2009, 02:19 PM
It's funny because it's true...IT does have a mind of it's own.
SKATASTIC
Mar 27th, 2009, 02:28 PM
You had me at "Oh Snap!"
Clap if you love Dynamo
Mar 27th, 2009, 05:45 PM
I think my favorite line was "is there any room in this house you're not in?
Member
Mar 27th, 2009, 05:47 PM
Also, my wang talked.
The Magnificent Bastard
Mar 27th, 2009, 09:43 PM
The sentient penis jokes are nowhere near as funny as the LARPer jokes.

At any rate, good show Protoclown (as always).
Forum Virgin
Mar 27th, 2009, 10:55 PM
I'm glad the squid wasn't in on this. That would have been nasty!
pickled
Mar 27th, 2009, 11:39 PM
The movie would have been better if it had talking wangs.
Doctor Caliente
Mar 28th, 2009, 12:05 AM
'Stick it in your pooper...'

You sir, are a bard. Classic.
Last of the Time Lords
Mar 28th, 2009, 02:29 AM
This comic is offensive to people with Genital Sapience Syndrome. Didn't you see the afterschool special?

Myself and Little Doctor Who are not pleased with your insensitivity. Look, now he's crying.
Fanboy
Mar 28th, 2009, 04:17 AM
You, sir, are going to comic book hell for that one.
Fuck Yeah
Mar 28th, 2009, 03:01 PM
Awesome work!
With More Yes Than Ever
Mar 28th, 2009, 07:21 PM
lol @ the birthday cake part. Awesome work Proto, I laughed so hard at work my boss got mad.
Strange blob from beyond
Mar 28th, 2009, 07:43 PM
coming next... tales of the black vibrator and under the foreskin!
Member
Mar 28th, 2009, 11:05 PM
Teh frightning thing is, you really didn't alter the text that much.... that issue IS that wierd.
Official Punching Bag
Mar 29th, 2009, 12:54 AM
I come here after months of absence, only to laugh like hell at this desecration (albeit a funny desecration) of a great graphic novel. Timely as well. Think about Watchmen fanboys is they take themselves too seriously. This was great fun to read. Now do a Sandman Protocomic where the Aleister Crowley wannabe gets his shit ruined by Morpheus.
Last of the Time Lords
Mar 29th, 2009, 02:28 AM
A Sandman Protocomic would be awesome.

It's a damn shame you could never publish these things without getting sued to smithereens.
The Goddamned Batman
Mar 29th, 2009, 03:06 AM
Oooh, a Sandman Protocomic would be fun. There are soooo many issues to pick from. I'll ponder this and figure out which one I'd like to do.
Shinobi Hero
Mar 29th, 2009, 03:27 AM
Even though the talking wang had genuinely funny lines, I also rather liked the talking butt saying "poot".
Is a RoboCop.
Mar 29th, 2009, 05:15 PM
I love how the creator of Voltron makes sure that his speech is grammatically correct even while everything is going to hell around him.
grants but one wish
Mar 30th, 2009, 02:55 AM
good job, hillarity was had by all
Forum Virgin
Mar 30th, 2009, 06:55 AM
That made me laugh, thanks Protoclown
Riot Control
Mar 30th, 2009, 05:42 PM
Funny as hell. Great work, Proto.
Forum Virgin
Mar 31st, 2009, 09:13 PM
Totally Phunny!
I don't mean maybe!
LOLZ!
Forum Virgin
May 5th, 2009, 08:05 PM
LOLZ! Fuckiing funny.....can't.....type
Forum Virgin
May 11th, 2009, 11:17 PM
You are not alone...I too hear them talking...Hella funny!
Forum Virgin
Aug 24th, 2014, 08:44 PM
That made me laugh till it hurt, lol. Hilarious.

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