DR. BACTINE BIOGRAPHICAL DATA:

Born in 1932 in Parish La Mal Frommage Swamp, New Orleans, Bactine Nutria showed early signs of having a normal intelligence and so left school at the age of nine to enter the family business of Gator Egg Poaching and Wildcat Natural Gas Detrenchage. ‘Trained Up’ in the homeopathic healing arts by famed Cajun Ju Ju priestess and free lance hairdresser Marie Leveau, he allegedly attended several overseas med schools in South America, New Zealand and Madagascar, almost certainly graduating from at least one. Avoiding service in W.W.II by faking Elephantiasis and disappearing into his native Bayou, Bactine Nutria worked as a visiting Family Practitioner throughout Cajun Country, which was bad news if you needed major surgery and he’d been fishing recently. Now legally blind and semi retired depending on who’s asking, Bactine Nutria is reaching out through the modern miracle of the internet, or as he likes to call it, "That Gaw damn ‘lectric teletype". His folk wisdom is available to you. Email anytime. As long as the ceiling fan is working, there’s Jaegermeister in the fridge and a bowl of Crawdads on the arm of the Lazyboy, the Doctor is in.

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