Okay, I'm back...

[Jonathan Clement]

I swore I would never return to i-mockery again if you were gonna dump shit on anime. But I figured out that I can't live without laughing at the hacked rom reviews and what-not.

You guys are alright. You just wanted a laugh. And I'm sure that you're at least REMOTLY an anime fan.

Last time I came here, I was more disturbed. I felt like the whole world was going to hell and that Anime was my only form of escape. But the world doesn't seem so bad, but I'll probably feel differently soon. It comes and goes. Some days are better then others.

Can you forgive me? I'm just an extremly disturbed person.

You know, you could Spend your time doing something good for socioty... Such as trying to shut down landover baptist. Hey, how about you make a mock of it on this website, eh? www.landoverbaptist.org if you want to see it. DON'T BE FOOLED BY THAT WEBSITE! IT IS A FALSE PROPHET!

So, I guess that wraps it up. By the way, I gotta admit. Your posters were kinda funny.

So, in conclusion, this is a thread of apology so please don't yell at me.

-Jonathan

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh, by the way, what's with this e-mail I got from you guys?
The following is an email sent to you by an administrator of "I-Mockery.net Message Boards". If this message is spam, contains abusive or other comments you find offensive please contact the webmaster of the board at the following address:

webmaster@i-mockery.com

Include this full email (particularly the headers).

Message sent to you follows:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

These forums have been own3d bad by Achilles, due to your stupid Administrators. I didn't see anything different...

[nothing4buddha]

wow this forum is useless

[Mr. Fugo]

Have a free tentacle rape, no take two :)

[Jonathan Clement]

You know, tentacle rape is quite rare. I know there's none in Ranma 1/2, and I'm CERTAIN there's none in DBZ. And if you have seen Ranma nad DBZ porn, you're quite gullible. THOSE THINGS ARE MADE BY A DIFFERENT PERSON!!! Just a pervert who needs a life. Infact, any "tentacle rape" you see isn't made by the same person... I don't even like that stuff anyway. But ya, I certainly must agree with you on cosplaying. Unless your SURE you're gonna look good, don't do it. I've seen a few good cosplays, but most are total crap...

Oh, and of course you realize, landover baptist isn't real, right?

[rockets redglare]

You're not real

[rockets redglare]

Take that anime fag, that'll teach you to come back

[Jonathan Clement]

Okay, now your just being a baby.

[rockets redglare]

Now you're just being an anime fag

[Jonathan Clement]

Is that the best you can do?

[rockets redglare]

Yes

[Jonathan Clement]

...Whatever... Well, you got a fan back so don't push it.

[rockets redglare]

Seriously, it is. I took me five minutes just to think of that reply.

[ziggytrix]

hahahahahahah, this guy can't be for real.

[Jonathan Clement]

Believe it or not, I am.

[Mr. Fugo]

Yeah, but the Jesus ad was cool :)

[ziggytrix]

dude, landoverbaptist is a JOKE. you know like, what present do you get for a dead baby?

A dead puppy.
>:

[Mr. Fugo]

I just liked Jesus :(

I found out it was a joke when I signed up for a free Ps2 and didn't get one...

I think I'll keep jesus for a while, even though no-one concurs. Three days, at least >:

[ziggytrix]

was talking to jon :(

[Mr. Fugo]

:(

[Jonathan Clement]

Even so, I have to shut that place down. I've seen people reject christ because of it.

Oh, and I just looked at your "The church of mockery" page and I am quite offended. Let me dispell a few myths about christians. We do NOT hate gays. We only hate what they do. I don't like the definition of marriage being changed. And Jesus was NOT gay. That's another myth. Don't listen the KKK. They're wrong.

You know, you people at I-mockery arn't bad. Just ignorant...

[Mr. Oysterhead]

We're not ignorant, we're just assholes. And you, you're not an asshole, you're just unbelievably stupid. You show up and start bitching about how offended you are by that thing that was meant to offend. Then you decide to come back to the almost completely unrelated message board, because you liked something on the main site. Right when you're back, you show how unbelievably stupid you are, by letting us know that you are offended by that other thing that was meant to offend.

[Jonathan Clement]

You are still capable of losing a fan, you know. Say your sorry!

[ziggytrix]

you're a fan of mr oysterhead? wow, you suck.

[Jonathan Clement]

I mean a fan of I-mockery. You shouldn't be rude to your guests, you know. You never know who's on the other end. It could be a phycotic, touchy serial killer.

And you ESSPECIALLY SHOULDN'T say that you're going to shoot up a school. There have been so many lately, that people might think you really mean it.

[ziggytrix]

you shouldn't talk to anyone, you know. they might be carazy and saying anything at all could set them off, and you'd die never knowing why they were so mad. especially on the internets!!

[ArrowX]

It'll probably get me in trouble like it did with this fag.
From: aeQea
To: ArrowX
Posted: Fri Nov 12, 2004 11:30 am
Subject: retraction
all i asked was to remove the statement. i will pursue this further til i feel satisfied unless you retract the original comment. it surely is not appreciated. not to mention that my wifes fathers is st paul. ramsey county sheriff and former prosecuter. state lines cant stop legal justice. i would also apreciate an apology. i have not brough this situation up to my wife yet for she would be less tollerant as i.


alex ariumn[/list]


Seriously this continued for a week of steady PMs

Then again it always leaves you with the feeling that youre a fily piece of shit for watching it. then you go watch a fury rape a 10 year old and fell better . Doesn't it?

[Chojin]

haha what the hell

I WILL LEGALLY SUE YOU FOR COMMENTS ON THE INTERNETS RETRACT YOUR STATEMENT OR FEEL THE WRATH OF MY HAM-FISTED LEGAL JUSTICE

[Helm]

hey dude wait I shit on jesus christ and your god, also I am a member of the KKK although I'm greek I told them I am racist enough would they have me and they said "OK!" and gave me my hood. Also, christ sucks hairy nuts and oh oh god shoves his triangular halo up his ass and has a cherub tape it and sells it on the internets ok i hope we don't lose you as a fan but thats how it is man sorry. god is gay, christ likes shit smeared all over his face, and the KKK knows where you live. Bye.

[Jonathan Clement]

...Okay, now that's just the most immature thing I've ever seen. One word. UNINFORMED.

[executioneer]

that's two words :rolleyes

[Chojin]

Jonathan Clement, for real, I am Jesus. I've been watching you for quite some time from my heavenly palace. What's up, man.

[Mr. Fugo]

When you where a child; did you cry when people lied? :(

[executioneer]

he cries NOW when they do that

[Mr. Oysterhead]

BURRRRRRN :(

[ArrowX]

:lol you died once for our sins and look at us now :lol

[Jonathan Clement]

If you've been watching me, you'd know what was up. But anyway, I was just in the basement hitting a peice a steel with a hammer trying to make it into a sword. I think I pounded it to flat and need a new peice. But I think I have the hang of it now. My hands are sore and blistered...

[ArrowX]

:lol Hes trying to forge the sword from Roruni Kenshin :lol homo.

[Jonathan Clement]

Stop calling me fag! >:... And I want it to be more in the line of the Masamune from Chrono Trigger.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Why? Jesus knows you love it up the ass.

[Jonathan Clement]

I don't think you quite know who you're dealing with.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Sure I do. You're that guy who complains about things on the internet.

[Jonathan Clement]

The internet is the fall of man.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

No, no. Religion is.

[Jonathan Clement]

No it's nooooooot. Anyway, let's stop arguing.

"Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. Even if you win, you're still retarded."

[executioneer]

"hey, happy sixth birthday, lame internet quote"

[ziggytrix]

I don't think you quite know who you're dealing with.

an idiot with a hammer and a bent up pipe that he calls a sword?

[Helm]

hey, check under your bed. We left a present for you there.

[Chojin]

"hey, happy sixth birthday, lame internet quote"
Jesus has approved this post.

Clement, my son. I never turned to the way of the sword, and neither should my children. Except for that time that I was a ninja (when I was around the age of 16), but I managed to talk King James out of including that in his version of my holy book.

Now listen, you fucking little bitch, I want you to cut that anime shit out. It's turning you gay. I'd know, being Jesus and all. And damned if I don't hate the homos!

Forever yours,
Your pal J.C.

[ArrowX]

PRAISE JESUS!

PRAISE THE LORD

DROP YOUR PANTS TO THE FLOOR

AND ASSUME THE POSITION

YOU GOT BURNT BY THE LORD

[Mr. Fugo]

Stop calling me fag! >:

How's about "Abomination to god"?

[Jonathan Clement]

It's not a pipe I'm using! It's a plar steel bar. And anime doesn't make you gay, drugs, alcohol and smoking does. And so does sloppy pregnancy. You know, it says in the bible that god will not be mocked. I advise you to listen... And I'm not making a sword to kill. I just like weapons. They're cool. I try to avoid actually USING them.

[Sam]

Yeah, nothing says "homosexual" like getting a girl pregnant. :rolleyes

[Jonathan Clement]

Is THAT your idea of rightiousness? Having sex with as many women as possible? Why don't you clean the mud off your own house before saying other peoples are filthy?

[ArrowX]

Now hes racist :O

[ArrowX]

http://img222.exs.cx/img222/5263/imockyouanime6jp.png

[Mr. Oysterhead]

How can you trust a religion who says "In our god's eyes, everyone's equal. Except them, they can't have sex. Or them, I mean, they're black for christ's sake, and don't you get me started on those damn sand ******s..." or one who's story humanity involves some guy saying "Don't eat these apples." Then hiding behind a bush and waiting for them to do it?

[Jonathan Clement]

I just think no-one should have sex until marriage.

[executioneer]

i think no-one should have sex at all

[ArrowX]

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN"T HAVE ANY >:

[executioneer]

that's WHY i cant have any

[ArrowX]

I vote that we create some kind of Anti-Jon Task force, hut him down and throw bricks at his house!Quck jon WHERE DO YOU LIVE OR IN ANIME TERMS.....ahem ITS TIME TO DUEL!

[Jonathan Clement]

Seiriously. You have no idea what I'm capable of.

[executioneer]

are you capable of dancing

[pjalne]

Are you capable of killing a bunch of innocent people with a 'sword' because you saw something on the internet that upset you?

[ziggytrix]

WTH is "plar" steel anyway. Stupid ass. Why don't you just go buy a sword at your local flee market, like a normal redneck?

[Mr. Oysterhead]

So, J.C., what are you capable of? In detail.

[ArrowX]

Hes Capable of giving children sesures :lol

[Jonathan Clement]

Well, I can certainly fight if I have to. And I don't kill innocent people. I've never killed anything in my life. But I CAN if I HAVE to. And I'll buy a sword, but those things are expensive. And ya, I can dance. And I CAN give children seisures, but I don't want to.

[pjalne]

Well, I guess we know what you're capable of now. Thank you.

[Jonathan Clement]

Soooo... What are your opinions o nthe carebears? I think they're so stupid...

[pjalne]

You probably should, seing how you're at least fifteen.

[Jonathan Clement]

Ha ha!!! Look! I got the most replies of any thread on this forum! Ha ha ha!!! Beat 72!

[ArrowX]

Ok I just wanna know one thing? How does Anime bring you back from the Brink of Suicidal depression? I mean C'mon in most animes worht watching the main characters life is bitched aroun like hell, NGE, RahXephon, Guyver etc. In most the characters are forced to kill best friends and family....so how the fuck does this make you feel good about yourself. Because I can't see how that makes you feel good. The only cheery animes I've seen are like Pokemon and Inuyasha and they are probably the worst pices of crap I've ever seen. Please Enlighten me?

[EisigerBiskuit]

Hey, watch the end of Read or Die, the part where everyone starts killing themselves with pencils and shit.
That would TOTALLY keep me from the brink of drinking the Draino.

[Jonathan Clement]

Because in anime, there is no abortion, no homosexuality, and no drugs.

[Sam]

LOL

[ziggytrix]

what about the drugs in Akira?

[Chojin]

http://yaoi.blog.excite.it/img/CelBoku06.jpg

Or all yaoi / yuri stuff.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

WOW! You got the most replies on the forum that no one looks at until whiny bitches like yourself show up! I am shocked!!!1!!1!1!

[Mr. Oysterhead]

But seriously. Jonny's constant bitching about religion and how everything we do is wrong caused me to go and get a bible. I have now been completely reformed.

[Chojin]

i guess noone likes sewing these days.

[Jonathan Clement]

Bah, those animes don't count.

[Chojin]

You've pretty much narrowed it down to saturday morning cartoons.

[ArrowX]

yeah. Most Actual anime nowdays form what I can tell Are geared towards adults. Shit even Gundamn did Peoples parents being killed in front of them, the 12 minute flashaback to a big group of brutally gory murders against the "Coordinators" not to mention the Story-of-Ricky esq GENISIS cannon. Most Animes like actual TV have alot to do with rela world issues like sex and drugs.....just sans the robots and homosexual demons.

[ziggytrix]

It's all been downhill since they killed Optimus Prime.

[Helm]

haha ArrowX watches anime

[ArrowX]

Yes I WATCH it. I don't usually feel the need to talk about it unless its for the purpose of maming someones self-estem or in this case making this Coplaying Anti Alcohol cock licker to look liek a stupid homo. He probably phone Cartoon Network to complained when someone said Damnit on gundam or that Inuyasha show.

[Helm]

jesus christ you just made ZERO sense!

[ArrowX]

I KNOW!

[Jonathan Clement]

...You son of a bitch!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!! I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR NUTS AND GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND THEN KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[fungusamongus]

hey jonathan your website kicks ass

[Jonathan Clement]

Thanks.

[ArrowX]

...You son of a bitch!!! I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU!!! I'M GONNA RIP OFF YOUR NUTS AND GOUGE OUT YOUR EYES AND THEN KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude Anime ruins everything EVEN PIRATES! WTF are you anime people doing? what the hell does a show NAMED One Piece have to do with pirates? Pirates are not faggoty striped shirtwearing people whit SUPER POWERS! Pirates are drunken plunderers and swashbuckling murderers who bury chests of gold and leave the skeletons of traitors to warn their own of traps! >:

[Helm]

it wasn't a "haha dude you made zero sense RIGHT ON HIGH FIVE LOL I KNOW" comment.. It was more like an "I want to break your neck and wrists but still let you live, knowing the terrible anguish you'd be in, still thinking up all this inane drivel you post on the boards, but having no way to externalize it" comment.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I love you Helm.

[ArrowX]

it wasn't a "haha dude you made zero sense RIGHT ON HIGH FIVE LOL I KNOW" comment.. It was more like an "I want to break your neck and wrists but still let you live, knowing the terrible anguish you'd be in, still thinking up all this inane drivel you post on the boards, but having no way to externalize it" comment.

I don't post with an ounce of Coherent thought. I'd think you would have caught on to that?

[fungusamongus]

Thanks.

haha april fools

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh my fucking GOD!

Seriously... WUT... NO... I... DID... NOT... POST... THIS... BULLSHIT...

DID IT?!

WUT?

NO! FUUUUUU- *Head explodes*

Holy fucking shit! Did I actually type all of this madness?! Oh my fucking GOD, HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO RETARDED?!

Christ, no wonder everybody hated me so much! -_-

[lumpisan]

Because in anime, there is no abortion, no homosexuality, and no drugs.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!mate i work at a bookstore that sells yaoi. YAOI! oh and hiro, from gundam wing? GAY! confirmed by the creators he is GAY!.... just realized i am feed ing the trols..... oh well thanks for the laugh mate

[kahljorn]

its ok johnathan chlymend, your mind was just being controlled :squigly

[Dixie]

omg is it true?!?!

[DevilWearsPrada]

...is there a 'chain up thread and cast it into an abyss' option for moderators?

[Dixie]

shut up dwp, this is an important thread.

[ZeldaQueen]

I find it odd that you call a website a "false prophet" as I thought I prophet was a person.

Now if you really want a lunatic website that's totally serious, you could try the one for the House of Yehweh, which is 100% certain that the world ended June 12, 2007.

[Dimnos]

The past three pages of this thread are retardedly gay. :posh

[Tadao]

Someone here just might be dumb enough to mate with JC.

[Dimnos]

I dont think ZQ is that desperate.

[ZeldaQueen]

No I am not. Now a tree on the other hand...

[Jonathan Clement]

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!mate i work at a bookstore that sells yaoi. YAOI! oh and hiro, from gundam wing? GAY! confirmed by the creators he is GAY!.... just realized i am feed ing the trols..... oh well thanks for the laugh mate

Don't worry. This was from, like, 3 years ago. I've changed and seen the error of my ways.

I find it odd that you call a website a "false prophet" as I thought I prophet was a person.

Now if you really want a lunatic website that's totally serious, you could try the one for the House of Yehweh, which is 100% certain that the world ended June 12, 2007.

Link?

Also, this is my 600TH POST!!! =D

[ZeldaQueen]

Good for you. :|

Check your PMs.

[Tadao]

http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/retards.jpg

[captain516]

Don't worry. This was from, like, 3 years ago. I've changed and seen the error of my ways.

So you're no longer a moronic annie-may fanboy?

[kahljorn]

And anime doesn't make you gay, drugs, alcohol and smoking does. And so does sloppy pregnancy.

:lol

[Yukiko]

You guys are jerks, I wish I knew boys who are this honorable.

[RaNkeri]

:lol

[Jonathan Clement]

So you're no longer a moronic annie-may fanboy?

No, I'm still a huge Otaku and Weeaboo (And proud of it!) but I've stopped obsessing over it with a psychotic fervor. I've also wised up and stopped expecting the entire internet to be kind.

[MarioRPG]

No, I'm still a huge Otaku and Weeaboo.

I looked that up and remained unsurprised.

[Jonathan Clement]

I looked that up and remained unsurprised.

And no, I don't worship the ground japan walks on. I'm fully aware that Japan isn't all it's cracked up to be... I know all too well...

[Sacks]

Don't use your secret club's old word filters anywhere that is not your secret club. Thank you and good day.

[Jonathan Clement]

What secret club? Mormon anime?

[Yukiko]

There is nothing wrong with being fascinated by other cultures.

[The Leader]

And no, I don't worship the ground japan walks on. I'm fully aware that Japan isn't all it's cracked up to be... I know all too well...

So you're one of those fanboys who thought Japan was God's country so you flew over there on the cheap without planning ahead. Because you have no actual skills and all of the Japanese you know you learned from Styx, you ended up homeless. On top of that your obsessive lust for the Japanese people led to several awkward moments which finally ended in your incarceration. After a few years you were released and finally made your way back to your mother's basement. Sadly you learned little from your experiences and are still a developmentally challenged manchild.

[Tadao]

Sounds to me like he is starting to accept his Hentai lust.

[Fathom Zero]

Nothing in this world is worth being fascinated with.

[Fathom Zero]

_5M42TO8GUw

[Tadao]

Nothing in this world is worth being fascinated with.

The ladies

[Fathom Zero]

Interpersonal relationships are fleeting.

People are far too fickle.

[Tadao]

Who said anything about relationships? Don't get all JC.

[Fathom Zero]

I'm into nothing less, unfortunately.

Yet I still take what I an get. I'm not an idiot.

[Tadao]

Paging Dr. MattJack. We have a code pink.

[Dixie]

http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/code-pink-sweetie.jpg

[Dixie]

http://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gifhttp://toppun.com/Gay-Lesbian-Pride/Pink-Triangle-with-Rainbow-Flag-Colors.gif

[Jonathan Clement]

So you're one of those fanboys who thought Japan was God's country so you flew over there on the cheap without planning ahead. Because you have no actual skills and all of the Japanese you know you learned from Styx, you ended up homeless. On top of that your obsessive lust for the Japanese people led to several awkward moments which finally ended in your incarceration. After a few years you were released and finally made your way back to your mother's basement. Sadly you learned little from your experiences and are still a developmentally challenged manchild.

No. I just learned it on the internet. The racism, the suicide... I still want to go there, but now I know not to go there expecting paradise.

[Kitsa]

best not to go in order to see real-time anime, either.

[ZeldaQueen]

If you go anywhere expecting paradise you're going to be disappointed.

[LordSappington]

What, did he finally get laughed out of 4chan now?

[Jonathan Clement]

I was never IN 4-chan...

[kahljorn]

he's telling the truth with his lies

[kahljorn]

we lynch people who use the english language to deceive people, johnathen.

oh wait... you're a JOHNATHAN. MUST BE THE WRONG GUY.

[LordSappington]

Who the hell makes their username their ACTUAL NAME, anyways?

[Pub Lover]

Facebook users?

[Dimnos]

People starved for attention?

[Pub Lover]

Your Mother?

[Dimnos]

Your grand mother? Why dont you ever go see her? You could at least call once in a while.

[Tadao]

Don't bring up Grandma's here. JC will start to miss the sweet caress of her bosom.

[Pub Lover]

Au contraire, my grandmother is routinely seen to.

[Dimnos]

Oh did his grandma raise him because his actual mom had him before she was developed?

JC did they tell you she was your sister?

[Dimnos]

Seen to :orgasm or just seen to :|?

[kahljorn]

dimnos don't be so stupid


we all know johnathans mother died the first time she looked him in the face, her last words being, "For that..."

[Jonathan Clement]

Guys, I'm honestly making a effort to change. Will you at least try to be a little nicer, please?

[Dimnos]

I was trying not to bring up painful memories. You have to draw the line somewhere.

[Dimnos]

In what way have you made an effort?

[The Leader]

Sometimes you can't fix what's broken, Jonathan.

[Tadao]

Make an effort to change? You are destined to be a punk ass bitch for all your life.

[Tadao]

Change doesn't take effort fatty.

[Jonathan Clement]

I HAVE changed! Hell, I haven't even sworn or insulted you since I came back. I don't hate people who bash anime anymore. I almost NEVER lose my temper. I don't even say random things completely out of the blue anymore! Can't you see? This is the dawn of the 3rd enlightenment! I look at my old posts on here and feel great shame. I facepalmed repeatedly
when I was reading my old posts. Doesn't that tell you something?

[Pub Lover]

Guys, I'm honestly making a effort to change. Will you at least try to be a little nicer, please?

No one that posted in this thread back in Aught Five has posted in it now.

Only two of the people from back then are even still around.

This is a fresh crop of people being mean to you,JC.

Lots of love,

Me.

[Jonathan Clement]

No one that posted in this thread back in Aught Five has posted in it now.

Only two of the people from back then are even still around.

This is a fresh crop of people being mean to you,JC.

Lots of love,

Me.

Well, actually, they read read my past posts, so it's kind of the same thing.

[Sam]

BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF

[Jonathan Clement]

BEEF JERKY JERK-OFF

Oh, God, I remember that! XD

For some reason, I have a vague memory of it being next to a picture of Micheal Moore making a weird face.

Out of curiosity, why did you have that as your title?

[Sam]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/bjjo.gif

[Jonathan Clement]

http://www.i-mockery.com/chojin/bjjo.gif

No. I distinctly recall making that .gif BECAUSE of your title, so I know you didn't get it from me.

[kahljorn]

have you lost any weight yet?

[LordSappington]

http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/my_parents_are_deeaaaaaad.jpgYour grand mother? Why dont you ever go see her? You could at least call once in a while.

[kahljorn]

johnathan clement added me to his msn :O

[LordSappington]

Your grand mother? Why dont you ever go see her? You could at least call once in a while.
http://sloblogs.thetribunenews.com/shelikestowatch/files/2008/07/batman-panel.JPG

[kahljorn]

i like how by the looks of things he smacked him right on the ear :(

[LordSappington]

Damn, smarmy Robin deserved it. >:

[kahljorn]

damn right >:

[Jonathan Clement]

have you lost any weight yet?

Yeah, I did. I went down to 220, but then I went back up, so now I'm on a diet and I'm losing weight again! =D

[kahljorn]

If you're still fat how have you really changed thats all i want to know


lol sorry justkidding ill be nicer so that I won't like debilitate your changing.

[Jonathan Clement]

If you're still fat how have you really changed thats all i want to know


lol sorry justkidding ill be nicer so that I won't like debilitate your changing.

Well, my mentality and attitude has changed. Plus, I'm losing weight again, so...

[kahljorn]

yea but you lost it before and gained it right back...

[Jonathan Clement]

yea but you lost it before and gained it right back...

Yeah, but the point is that I can, and am doing it.

[Tadao]

Have you ever been able to see you own penis JC? Probably not huh? :(

[Jonathan Clement]

Have you ever been able to see you own penis JC? Probably not huh? :(

I've ALWAYS been able to!

[Tadao]

I meant without a mirror. :rolleyes

[Jonathan Clement]

I meant without a mirror. :rolleyes

Yes, and without bending over.

[Tadao]

God hates liars.

[Jonathan Clement]

God hates liars.

I can assure you, I'm not lying.

Look, this is me just a month or 2 ago, TEARING AT YOUR SOOOOOOOULS!!! (Cookie if you get that reference).

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/DSC00349.jpg

As you can see, I'm not THAT fat.

For the record, I'm currently 277, but I'm ~6' and I'm heavy boned.

P.S. I'm an atheist now, so what God thinks is irrelevant.

[captain516]

Nice Crocs.

[Dixie]

Anyone up for some photoshop fun?
I'll get started on mspaint.

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/DSC00349.jpg
"Fear not, my sweet!
Tis only hot dogs you smell!"

"Wait, where are you going?"

[Jonathan Clement]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/DSC00349.jpg
"Fear not, my sweet!
Tis only hot dogs you smell!"

"Wait, where are you going?"

lul :lol

Nice Crocs.

Crocs? What be crocs?:confused:

[Misdemonar]

WELCOME BACK CLEMENT

OR "ALOHA" AS THEY SAY IN HAWAII

HA HA HA

WE MISSED YOU HERE

YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE LEFT

[Misdemonar]

YOU FAGGOT

[Dixie]

you really should know better by now clement, any thing you give us WILL be used against you in a court of mockery

i lurve you missy
WEEEED

[Jonathan Clement]

you really should know better by now clement, any thing you give us WILL be used against you in a court of mockery

i lurve you missy
WEEEED

Yyyyyyyeah, see, during my absence, I've come to identify myself as rugged individualist. So, any mockery of myself I shrug off with an attempt at moving society forward, away from collectivist ideals. So, I don't think a little photo-shop will do much more than amuse me.

YOU FAGGOT

Nice to see you too, Mizzz...

[Zhukov]

Are you for real now?

You are a streak of shit if you are.

[Jonathan Clement]

Are you for real now?

You are a streak of shit if you are.

What do you mean?

[Zhukov]

You are a streak of shit if you are not a joke.

[Jonathan Clement]

You are a streak of shit if you are not a joke.

If you're referring to my PAST posts... I.E. The ones from 2005-2007, then indeed, I was. But that was then. I've matured now...

[Zhukov]

No, no, current posts.

[Jonathan Clement]

No, no, current posts.

Such as...?

[Dixie]

Yyyyyyyeah, see, during my absence, I've come to identify myself as rugged individualist. So, any mockery of myself I shrug off with an attempt at moving society forward, away from collectivist ideals. So, I don't think a little photo-shop will do much more than amuse me.



Nice to see you too, Mizzz...
That was MSPaint thankyouverymuch.

don't challenge us either dammit

you don't stare a rabid dog in the eye and you don't tell i-mockery that they won't hurt your feelings

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE'VE DONE TO THE ASPIES LATELY?

[Zhukov]

Such as...?

Such as your current posts. Look, I'm sorry John, I'm not trying to get into debate here.

[Jonathan Clement]

That was MSPaint thankyouverymuch.

don't challenge us either dammit

you don't stare a rabid dog in the eye and you don't tell i-mockery that they won't hurt your feelings

HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT WE'VE DONE TO THE ASPIES LATELY?

INTERNETZ. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

Such as your current posts. Look, I'm sorry John, I'm not trying to get into debate here.

Put up, or shut up.

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/bunbun.jpg?t=1244121524
Joy of Sex Bunny Clement

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/alien.jpg?t=1244121525
Angry Alien Clement

[Kitsa]

And here I was busy wondering about the lawn chairs in the kitchen.

[Dixie]

join the party kitsa!
I'm trying to think of other things to make clement hold, ones that aren't inserted into the anus.

[Kitsa]

I don't hate him or feel any special need to taunt him. I just feel sad.

[Dixie]

it's all part of the game my friend
:)

[Zhukov]

Put up, or shut up.


Put up what? I don't think you understand how this is working. I read your posts and I think you are a twat, there doesn't have to be any more to it.

I don't want any trouble, ok? I just want to say how much you suck, and then leave it at that, right? Right?

[Tadao]

I don't get it. You say you have changed, but you bump a thread created by you that is about you to tell us that you are not you. You're a bigger loser then you were before.

[DevilWearsPrada]

No, I'm still a huge Otaku and Weeaboo (And proud of it!) but I've stopped obsessing over it with a psychotic fervor. I've also wised up and stopped expecting the entire internet to be kind.

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF071-Weeaboo.gif

[Yukiko]

Hi Jonathan, I'm glad to see you are proud of yourself. Don't let these guys get you down.

<3
Yukiko

[Tadao]

Let's see you tits Yuki.

[Dimnos]

Yeah show em for Jonathan.

[RaNkeri]

Yeah Yuki, do it for johnny

[Jonathan Clement]

Those pinks crocs aren't mine, FYI. They're my grandmas. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those.

[Tadao]

What, you keep your dead Grandmas Crocs around? I know she let you touch her tit, but let her go already.

[captain516]

Hi Jonathan, I'm glad to see you are proud of yourself. Don't let these guys get you down.

<3
Yukiko

I'd let you go down, if you know what I mean.

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/cat.jpg?t=1244154575This one is called "Clement Killed My Cat"

[Jonathan Clement]

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b167/jonathanclement/JonathanClement.jpg

Here's one that the i-mockery bunch did way back in early 2006 while I was checking out the mormons... Ah, good times... :)

[Tadao]

I don't get it. You say you have changed, but you bump a thread created by you that is about you to tell us that you are not you. You're a bigger loser then you were before.

:x

[Yukiko]

Let's see you tits Yuki.

Yeah show em for Jonathan.

Yeah Yuki, do it for johnny

No, but I did post a new pic of me :D

[Jonathan Clement]

No, but I did post a new pic of me :D

Where?

[Dixie]

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/tentacle.jpg?t=1244156376 Tentacle Rape Clement

http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/rah.jpg?t=1244156530 Team/Teen Spirit Clement

[Yukiko]

In the picture page silly.

[Tadao]

Haha :high five CIG.

[Dixie]

UNGOWA PAINT POWA!

[Jonathan Clement]

In the picture page silly.

If that's you, you're pretty cute! :D

However, you'll forgive me if I have a feeling you're an ALT?

[Chojin]

I've also wised up and stopped expecting the entire internet to be kind.

Guys, I'm honestly making a effort to change. Will you at least try to be a little nicer, please?

wat

You're the same exact person you've always been, and you will continue to be too socially retarded to effect any real change.

[Jonathan Clement]

wat

You're the same exact person you've always been, and you will continue to be too socially retarded to effect any real change.

I know it's probably useless to ask, but I figure "Why not?"

And I'm going to community college, so that should tell you something.

Also, like I said, I abandoned religion, so I'm much more tolerant now.

[Yukiko]

If that's you, you're pretty cute! :D

However, you'll forgive me if I have a feeling you're an ALT?

Thank you, but I find that last bit a little insulting since you are asking to be treated like a real person. :\

[Chojin]

And I'm going to community college, so that should tell you something.

It tells me that you're still in the business of making excuses for yourself based on innocuous things onto which you've arbitrarily stapled meaning.

[Jonathan Clement]

Thank you, but I find that last bit a little insulting since you are asking to be treated like a real person. :\

Sorry, but a cute, nice girl on a forum like this doesn't seem to add up.

It tells me that you're still in the business of making excuses for yourself based on innocuous things onto which you've arbitrarily stapled meaning.

Excused like what? Also, have you also noticed how I've stopped acting like a raving lunatic?

[Tadao]

Hahahaaha, I see you haven't learned how to talk to girls.
:lol:lol:lol

[Jonathan Clement]

Hahahaaha, I see you haven't learned how to talk to girls.
:lol:lol:lol

Uh, it's the INTERNET?

Out of curiosity, though, how do YOU think I should talk to girls? "You're an ugly bitch and I'm going to rape you!"?

[Dixie]

Poser Stoner Clement
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/pot.jpg?t=1244157904

[Tadao]

Works for me, as a matter of fact, most of the girls I've said that to here talk to me on IM all the time.

You'll never get it.

[Jonathan Clement]

Poser Stoner Clement
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/rr3/carnivoroustwitch/pot.jpg?t=1244157904

Best one yet! :lol

[Jonathan Clement]

Works for me, as a matter of fact, most of the girls I've said that to here talk to me on IM all the time.

You'll never get it.

Never get what? That you're "supposed" to treat girls like shit?

No, sorry, I saw through that smokescreen when I started to recover from my melancholy. It's a ridiculous idea.

Otherwise, what are you talking about?

[Pub Lover]

Also, like I said, I abandoned religion, so I'm much more tolerant now.
Hey! >:

Religion != intolerance

You shoulda tried CofE before giving up on God.

It's the best! :rock

[Jonathan Clement]

Hey! >:

Religion != intolerance

You shoulda tried CofE before giving up on God.

It's the best! :rock

What's "E"?

[Tadao]

Recover from your melancholy? You say gay ass shit like that all the time huh? Way to be a man. There is no way in hell you could ever learn the way of the pigtail.

Fucking puss ass bitch.

[Pub Lover]

Evil! :eek

[Jonathan Clement]

Recover from your melancholy? You say gay ass shit like that all the time huh? Way to be a man. There is no way in hell you could ever learn the way of the pigtail.

Fucking puss ass bitch.

It's 2009. More and more people are starting to see these arbitrary social norms for the bullshit they are. You will too...

[Pub Lover]

It's 2009. More and more people are starting to see these arbitrary social norms for the bullshit they are. You will too...

OMG, what‽

[Tadao]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Pub Lover]

Oh guys, I wish I was seventeen again so I could rail against arbitrary social norms with my friends over a few beers. Good times. :tear

[Jonathan Clement]

Oh guys, I wish I was seventeen again so I could rail against arbitrary social norms with my friends over a few beers. Good times. :tear

Actually, I'm 19. What I said may have sounded emo or goth, but I can assure you that that isn't the case. Indeed, I've been very optimistic this past 2 months.

[Tadao]

It didn't sound emo or goth at all. It sounds puss ass bitch.

[Jonathan Clement]

It didn't sound emo or goth at all. It sounds puss ass bitch.

Well, that's your opinion.

[Tadao]

Yet another bitch move. You haven't moved an inch, you step to the side and let people pass.

[Sacks]

Did you get a job and start working out yet?

[Pub Lover]

JC, when you get to the other side of thirty, 17 & 19 won't seem that far apart. Promise.

Hugs,

Me.

[Jonathan Clement]

Did you get a job and start working out yet?

Yeah, I worked for 3 months in another city, but then I came back here because I realized that the apartments were far too expensive there. And I got fed up with living with my mom and her boyfriend. I also got depressed and unmotivated. So, I started finishing my high school here.

Lately, I've been feeling happier because I have thrown out my pessimistic philosophies. However, I think the spring has to do with it, too. This is going to be a great summer! I can feel it!