What are you eating right now?

[executioneer]

hungry man three cheese lasagna

[DuFresne]

Peanut butter with a fork.

[executioneer]

campbell's chunky grilled chicken and sausage gumbo

[FartinMowler]

Barbeque chips and Orange juice with Vodka :/ it's not a very good mix :(

[DuFresne]

:puke

[executioneer]

bacon ultimate cheeseburger w/ a order of onion rings put right on top + extra ketchup :farts

[FartinMowler]

Chinese barbeque pork bun

[Fathom Zero]

A Sonic Cherry Limeade and Beef Ramen.

[Mad Melvin]

bacon and eggs.

[FlamingPotMan]

6 beer batter brats... going on 7 :party

[Dire Flamingo]

This Japanese candy that, according to the packaging, contains "squid". :|

[Grislygus]

Dinner, consisting of lifesavers and a Payday from the vending machine in the Art Hall.

[Juttin]

alternative!

[Grislygus]

No source of income!

[MarioRPG]

Banana cake

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Boogers :(

[Fathom Zero]

What a coincidence.

[Fathom Zero]

Pizza tastes totally different upside down.

[maggiekarp]

Not eating right now, but for lunch my grandma made tacos and pumpkin soup. I also had a couple of bites of mixed-fruit pie and a soda :D

[Juttin]

I don't have the money to "eat"

Well, I do, but my mom likes to use it to buy her husband
$17 Thousand dollar Hyundai Sonatas,
and 1,000's of dollars worth of dental surgery,
due to him eating goat bones all his life, aparently
:unintentional racism

[Yggdrasill]

You are fucking stupid why are you posting in every forum after being gone for so long because you could not deal with complete strangers talking about deep, personal issues you thought would be okay to post over the interenet?

[WhiteRat]

3 slabs of pot roast, pork rice, and a slice of soggy cherry pie.

Warrant, eat your heart out!

[Dire Flamingo]

Ugh. You know in UHF when he makes those twinkie hot dog things? My dumbass friend and I decided to do that. Only we didn't have real hot dogs so we used cold cocktail ones and put Tobasco sauce on the top and now I feel like I'm going to die.

[Fathom Zero]

You are fucking stupid why are you posting in every forum after being gone for so long because you could not deal with complete strangers talking about deep, personal issues you thought would be okay to post over the interenet?

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=22911&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

I'd say that was personal. Justin Woody is a stand-up guy, I'd nominate him President if I was old enough to vote.

[Juttin]

Ugh. You know in UHF when he makes those twinkie hot dog things? My dumbass friend and I decided to do that. Only we didn't have real hot dogs so we used cold cocktail ones and put Tobasco sauce on the top and now I feel like I'm going to die.

Fucking sick :x

[Archduke Tips]

Juttin is eating 5 cakes right now.

[Juttin]

LOL U R FUN E AN ORIGINAL :LOL

[WhiteRat]

Juttin, why do you even bother anymore? Sure, your thick protective layer of lard will fend off most verbal attacks, but eventually it will wear down untill you are nothing more than a portly fellow who cries himself to sleep everynight. That is, unless, you don't already cry yourself to sleep...do you Juttin?

[Archduke Tips]

I'm sorry, Juttin. That was insensitive to poke fun at your weight. But you should think about entering a cake eating contest.

[MarioRPG]

An eclair.

[Grislygus]

Homemade enchiladas, with lots of chicken and onions.

[liquidstatik]

hot dogs w/ mustard and ketchup :D

[executioneer]

i'm not eating anything but i am drinking some ice-cold Dr. Bold :x

[Juttin]

Dr.Bold? Is that some kind of generic Dr. Pepper? :/

[noob3]

kfc original recipe breast meal with mashed potatoes & corn on the cob & large pepsi

yes, it is delicious

[kahljorn]

last time i had KFC (or kentucky fart your pants in) it was all bloody on the inside and so wet and slippery and disgusting and greasy. ugh. We got a three piece meal each and only ate like one piece.
potatoes were okay i guess.

[noob3]

that's why you get the 1 piece meal, you can't go wrong with thier chicken breast ;p

[kahljorn]

yea i usually try to stick with chicken strips/ potatoes gravy/bisquit but they sent us these coupons for a discounted three piece meal so what could i do. when i only could only eat one of them i realized it was a shitty deal :(
But for some reason i don't complain at restaurants too much. I really should, because it's bullshit to PAY for a meal that tastes like shit. That's why you're paying them extra, to cook you something good. but then i always see black people in restaurants acting like giant penises. Like this one time at a pizza parlor the waitress was looking for their table(they didn't have their number on the edge of the table) and when she got there they complained because she walked around and didn't bring it straight to the table so they got free chicken wings or some shit. It's not like she let people breathe on it she just asked the people if they were the right number.
i hate that shit. WHy don't they reward good customers who not only aren't pricks but also don't go somewhere to get free food. it makes me want to be a giant penis. stupid niggardly black people.

[Dire Flamingo]

GRAVY TOAST :)

[liquidstatik]

idk what its called, but its kinda like a homemade payday. ;o

[Fathom Zero]

Chocolate Cake.

[MarioRPG]

Coffee Crisp

[sadie]

you're supposed to add hot water!

[Fathom Zero]

-Chicken-
------------
---Rice---

[Pub Lover]

Half a pint of white wine in a mug. :posh

[xbxDaniel]

Minute Maid Orange Juice. With some pulp.

[Grislygus]

I just found three cans of sardines in tomato and basil sauce sitting in the back of the pantry. Life is good.

[Pub Lover]

A second half pint of white wine in a dirty mug. :posh

[Fathom Zero]

Ultra classy.

Popcorn.

[liquidstatik]

cinnamon altoids

:O

[Fathom Zero]

Candy Bar Sundae w/ Butterfinger bits, German Chocolate Ice Cream, and extra pecans.

[Pub Lover]

A half pint of white wine in a very dirty mug. :posh

[Grislygus]

"Chickencorn chowder"

[FartinMowler]

For year's I've chosen my Friday nights (when applicatatacable) Drinking Lager (Beer) and eating things that I like to call "Crunchy and spicey" Tonight on this Friday night it's "Nacho's and Melted Cheese with Hot Stuff on top"

I know I have a pointy head :/

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v68/fartinmowler/shellylong001.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Leftover Fried Rice w/ Shrimp.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

A box of Red Hots. :yum

[xbxDaniel]

popcorn kernals.

[ArrowX]

An Orange :O gotta fend off the scurvy.

[xbxDaniel]

I got a Clementime.

[Fathom Zero]

6 FUN SIZE Butterfingers and a tangerine.

[eggyolk]

rocks

[Pub Lover]

A half pint of white wine in a mug so dirty that I think I might start catching things. :posh

It's 20 minutes past midday.

[Esuohlim]

Tacos

I've got a pouch of military rations that I'm saving for a special day so this is just a heads up for the next time I post in this thread!

[xbxDaniel]

Another Clementime.

[DuFresne]

some goddamned EasyMac.

[Fathom Zero]

Cheeto-laden fingers.

[mischief]

chocolate pudding!

[Misdemonar]

Cheeto-laden fingers.

What are you a cannibal?!

[Fathom Zero]

Cheeto cheese-laden fingers.

No. I KNOW where people's fingers have been.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm eating a cherry freeze.

[Mystie]

Shrek Cheez-Its.

[thebiggameover]

beef ramen...

[MarioRPG]

beef ramen...
As am I, with one of those "Smooth-Eez" from TV.

[Esuohlim]

Military rations!

It was spaghetti and it looked damn gross but tasted like Chef Boyardee only better

[noob3]

lol i replied so late to a post i didn't even realize sorry guys im not eating anything

ps count chocula is no candy

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Cheese Bosco sticks with marinara. Holy hell that shit is gooooooood.

[MarioRPG]

Forerro Rocher

BECAUSE I AM SO HIGH CLASS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT. :(

[Grislygus]

Damned blueblood. :shakefist

[executioneer]

Forerro Rocher

BECAUSE I AM SO HIGH CLASS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT. :(

you didn't >:

[MetalMilitia]

Ambassidor you are spoiling us with these mis-spellings.

[liquidstatik]

d*ck

[liquidstatik]

jk guys

[WhiteRat]

Porkchops and carrots.

[liquidstatik]

a jalapino burger from sonic :O

[xbxDaniel]

Bacon baked in an oven.

[Yggdrasill]

eggrolls dipped in steak sauce

[Esuohlim]

HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS

[Guitar Woman]

ramen with scrambled eggs in it :x

[WhiteRat]

HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS

I came here to post the same thing.

[MarioRPG]

Those oats are gooood.

Hot chocolate with cookies because cookies are yum.

[executioneer]

pastrami on wheat bread w/ cheddar and a mt. dew

[Grislygus]

chili cheese fritos and an apple.

[Pub Lover]

Half a pint of white wine.

It's ok, it's after midday any second now.

[Yggdrasill]

shrimp in vodka bloody mary cocktail sauce and lots of white rum

[Angryhydralisk]

Werther's Original. As provided by random old dude in coat.

[Sethomas]

Herb goat cheese melted over Greek pita.

[RaNkeri]

chips

[executioneer]

Half a pint of white wine.

It's ok, it's after midday any second now.

how dirty is the mug :(

[Angryhydralisk]

Chocolate Orange and *breath* MOOOOOOOOOOHN-DOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

[MLE]

Willie, you could be a chef <3 Are these mint M&Ms? <3 <3 <3

EDIT: :eek

[BlueOatmeal]

Blueberry waffles with some coffee

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Peporini Pizza from Subway

[liquidstatik]

OATMEAL :D

[WhiteRat]

Wheaties with 2% milk.

[Sacks]

The breakfast of dieting champions.

[xbxDaniel]

A popsicle.

[Sacks]

Chipotle burrito.

[Pub Lover]

how dirty is the mug :(
The mug is so dirty now that it's too gross for me to even look at. :x

But it now has the pretty cool attribute that everything I put into it tastes of alcoholic coffee. :)

[executioneer]

Willie, you could be a chef <3 Are these mint M&Ms? <3 <3 <3

EDIT: :eek

hell yeah they are ;(

in the future though i think i'm gonan have to use a non-brown cookie recipe to start with cause the colors don't work so well

[Angryhydralisk]

Fried chicken, chicken pot pie, & corn. 15 tv dinners for 20 bux. I'm set for the week.

[MLE]

Willie, you could be a chef <3 Are these mint M&Ms? <3 <3 <3

EDIT: :eek

hell yeah they are ;(

in the future though i think i'm gonan have to use a non-brown cookie recipe to start with cause the colors don't work so well

but they were deeeeeliiiicioussssssssssss makemoremakemore

[FartinMowler]

is MLE allowed in this thread? :lol

[MLE]

weren't you only unbanned for the mock wars and you were supposed to be re-banned afterwards? what happened with that?

[xbxDaniel]

I'm eating some mini-cinnamon rolls that taste horrible.

[FartinMowler]

weren't you only unbanned for the mock wars and you were supposed to be re-banned afterwards? what happened with that?


Okay Yoko Ono :rolleyes





I just had Tea and toast with Peanut Butter and Honey :)

[Mystie]

Shrek GoGurt Smoothie.

[liquidstatik]

yeah, like thats all you're eating *rollseyes*

[nothing4buddha]

oh he went there :snapsnapsnap

[AngryTinyMan]

Cinnamon ice cream. Tastes like the milk that's left over after a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

[FartinMowler]

I just had Striped Bass/rice/scrambled eggs with shrimp

[Angryhydralisk]

Post 105....Make it count! (Or make it just as insignificant, but try anyways for self-amusement!)

Now: Raisins
Two hours from now: Fried Rice w/ Chicken & Egg Roll, Lasagna Alfredo....
Six hours From now: Long John Silver's Lobster bites (Are they any good?)

[Grislygus]

I just had grilled red snapper for the first time ever, and HOLY SHIT is it tasty.

[deuce]

I had a smoked cornish game hen for lunch. Man was it good. Kind of like a mini-turkey for one person that tastes a little like pork.

[Grislygus]

Try one baked in apricot glaze. Muy delicioso.

[executioneer]

nissin chow mein kung pao chicken flavor, and christ is it spicey

[GADZOOKS]

Man I want some of those cookies

[FartinMowler]

home made Chow Mein with Beef and chinese vegatables...restaurants use too much oil.

[liquidstatik]

http://images.shopping.msn.com/img/2484/81/0/9282793.jpghttp://images.shopping.msn.com/img/2484/81/0/9282793.jpghttp://images.shopping.msn.com/img/2484/81/0/9282793.jpghttp://images.shopping.msn.com/img/2484/81/0/9282793.jpghttp://images.shopping.msn.com/img/2484/81/0/9282793.jpg
these things are pretty fuckin good :X

[Sam]

CHEWEY CHIPS AHOY!

[liquidstatik]

im still eating these fuckin melt away mints ;o

[mischief]

Pomegranate seeds
are you supposed to eat the whole seed or just spit the seedy part out? idk i always spit them out but somebody told me you have to eat the whole thing. but it's gross

[Grislygus]

I always spit them out, never seen anyone eat the seeds.

[QuiambaoROX]

sinigang na baboy

[suncrafter]

Beer and Baked Chips here. (Baked chips are better for you and taste just as good.)

[GADZOOKS]

My pride, and swallowing it.

[xbxDaniel]

Coke with some fresh lime juice.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Some SPICY ass wings with a fuckload of ranch! SCORE.

[Pub Lover]

Rank coffee dregs. :x

So I washed my cup.

Before:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/dirtycup22-12-06.jpg

After:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/cleancup22-12-06.jpg

It's like a completely different cup! :eek

Suddenly things have taste again. ;(

[WhiteRat]

Pepparoni and sausage pizza with extra cheese.

[noob3]

Rank coffee dregs. :x

So I washed my cup.

Before:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/dirtycup22-12-06.jpg

After:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v253/urbansuicidejunkie/linkedjunk/i-mock/cleancup22-12-06.jpg

It's like a completely different cup! :eek

Suddenly things have taste again. ;(

BARF

[GADZOOKS]

these mini pretzels stuffed with motzarella, it's party time

[Sacks]

I just cooked a buffalo steak with some canadian steak seasoning, butterflied it and threw it on some whole wheat bread with some French's yellow mustard. It's fucking delicious.

[WhiteRat]

Fucking heartburn.

[kahljorn]

you're supposed/can eat the seeds :( seeds are good for you.

[RaNkeri]

Star pastries :yum

[liquidstatik]

mac n' cheese :D

[Jixby Phillips]

NOTHING

[sadie]

pepperoni with cream cheese and greek seasoning.

[kahljorn]

my fingernails!

a delicous treat when you haven't got anything to eat!

Plus if you have long nails and don't shower very often there's likely to be some leftovers from the night before '_

[executioneer]

nissin chow mein kung pao chicken flavor and a generic lemon-lime soda :cheap

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Chocolate Pocky!

[MarioRPG]

Rasin Bran.

2 scoops you know.

[WhiteRat]

My pride, served fresh on a plate of despair topped with extra salty tears.

[Pub Lover]

Fist sized chocolate rum balls & a big clean mug of strong, black coffee.

[MetalMilitia]

tea, white two sugars.

[liquidstatik]

chicken breassssts :O

[Fathom Zero]

Perrier w/ Lime and some Peanut Butter Ice Cream.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

A plate of left over lasagna and garlic bread and some salad. Sweeeeet.

[executioneer]

everything bagel with cashew chicken salad on it and a bottle of vitaminwater formula 50

[noob3]

mcdonalds 6 pc nuggets, & a dbl cheese burger NO CHEESE ketchup only and a huge coca cola :orgasm

[executioneer]

a jawbreaker

[Pub Lover]

Mouth-burningly hot, strong black coffee.

[executioneer]

Tim's Cascade Habanero potato chips (SO GOOD AND SPICEY)

[FartinMowler]

Kentucky Fried Chicken

[Esuohlim]

Mint & dark chocolate kit kats

[DuFresne]

A Lettieri's frozen calzone. Basically a hot pocket, only big and edible.

[Fathom Zero]

cheetos, bitches

[SKATERMONKEY]

snags.

[Yggdrasill]

Egg drop soup, pocky, and sake.

I only had time to shop in the asian foods now I feel a little tipsy from the sake.

[Guitar Woman]

What's Pocky like? I've always wanted to try the shit but I can never find it :<

[Yggdrasill]

It's not very filling... But I like it enough that it's the only chocolate thing I buy.

Don't try sake though :x

[DuFresne]

I enjoy both Pocky and sake!
I think he might have been asking for an actual description, in which case: It's basically a long, thin cookie stick covered in chocolate. I think they come in about 20-30 per package and I'm pretty sure there are different varieties, but I don't know for sure.

[Fathom Zero]

Potato chips, non-ruffled.

[executioneer]

wendy's chili and fries

[DuFresne]

necco hearts, and no i have no idea why :puke

[SKATERMONKEY]

pancakes with maple syrup

[Guitar Woman]

string cheese sticks, it's the only thing I can find :x

[zeldasbiggestfan]

If you have an asian market theyre like BAM right there. Seriously. Im having porkchops with veggies. Num. And yeah pockey isnt very filling but its extremely fatty and fucking delicious.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm halfway through a family size bag of Doritos :x

[Womti]

I'm eatin was some funyuns and japanese candy, neather of which I intend to finised :x

[DuFresne]

last thing I ate was...

I say WHAT should be banned for this utter derailment from this thread's topic>:

[Fathom Zero]

An Arby Melt

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Pancakes :|

[Fathom Zero]

Pasta Primavera

[Fathom Zero]

Now CHEETOS. :eek

[DuFresne]

An Altoid

[DuFresne]

Freezer burned Ben and Jerry's :(

[Divisible by Waffle]

A glass of milk, because I know I can't keep anything else down right now. Fucking food poisoning.

[Yggdrasill]

Bottle of sake and broccoli cheese soup

[Fathom Zero]

Beef, Chicken, and Shrimp fried rice.

[Divisible by Waffle]

I just shoved four Hershey's Kisses in my mouth to top off dinner. Booya.

[DuFresne]

Four? Not impressive.

[Divisible by Waffle]

Hey, it's all we had left from our Valentine's Day candy stash. We need to get more. D:

[Womti]

pasta and nachos with chicken topping.

[liquidstatik]

BEEF RAMEN

[DuFresne]

A Hall's cough lozenge.

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Eww.

Im having steak, eggs, fried potatoes, bacon, toast, and a big ass glass of milk for breakfast. Boo ya.

[Womti]

freedom fries :eek

[Fathom Zero]

CAL ZONES!!!

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5553/photos03fe5.jpg

[MLE]

Philly Cheese Steak w/ lettuce, tomato, and fried onion with a soda on the side.

[Fathom Zero]

A bowl of chips and three Cokes.

[Divisible by Waffle]

Nothing at the moment, but I can smell that chicken roasting in the oven downstairs. Mmmm.

[DuFresne]

Topper's pizza.

[Straycat]

Water and sweet tart shockers.

didnt like the shockers, blah

[Womti]

carton of cigarettes :rock

[Divisible by Waffle]

I'm eating leftovers from dinner last night; chicken-fried steak and potato pancakes. Hurray for things cooked in butter/olive oil!

[Womti]

strawberry-flavored candy corn :x

[Zinger]

Salted Popcorn

A whole ass-load of it.

[Womti]

popcorn, just ate a bag

[DuFresne]

A Milky-Way bar :)

[Womti]

chinese food, leftovers of a bag of sour cream and onion chips, some pepsi and a tuna wrap
NOT ALL AT ONCE :x

[Fathom Zero]

Chocolate shake.

[Esuohlim]

Haha everything WHAT is naming could totally be scavenged from a trash can.

[Womti]

esuohlim you didnt post anything >:
graham cracker pie crust and granola bars

[DuFresne]

A Reese's Crispy Crunchy bar.

[Matt Harty]

mini crab cakes

[Womti]

vodka. :puke

[DuFresne]

Chik-fil-a prepared by black people who weren't Seven Force, so they probably weren't /b/tards. :)

[Terra]

fruit loops. dry

and merlot.

[Divisible by Waffle]

Roast beef and potatoes.

[executioneer]

saltines

[DuFresne]

Starburst Jellybeans >:
Mom wanted to try something different in my Easter care package, so instead of either Starburst (awesome) or Jelly Bellies (even moar awesome), she gives me this crap!

[Matt Harty]

spaghetti with some kinda chicken thing covered in melted cheese and tomato sauce

[Womti]

4 cadbury's creme eggs

[Matt Harty]

fingernails

[Matt Harty]

sushiiii

[Divisible by Waffle]

A ham/cheese crossiant sandwich, but the crossiant looks like it has either a penis or some kind of malignant growth. Will post pics soon.

[Womti]

OMG A HAM SANDWICHES
AND AN ORANGE ;)

[Idi Amin]

I am eating womti

[Womti]

you mean womtis

[Divisible by Waffle]

A REALLY FUCKING HUGE BOWL OF STUFFING

[executioneer]

pink lady apple (only the best kind of apple that's ever been made, you jerks)

[Matt Harty]

skittles

[Womti]

sushiiii

http://msittig.freeshell.org/imgs/bento/1050601415_8.jpg

[kahljorn]

pink lady apples are really good we usually get them at the farmers market here.

[executioneer]

and they stay crisp and delicious for weeks and weeks too :o

[Fathom Zero]

Grilled Cheese

[Fathom Zero]

Cheetos and Cherry Limeade.

[Womti]

Classic granola.

[Divisible by Waffle]

I love Pink Lady apples. Best fucking fruit ever.

I'm having some cheese n' crackers right now.

[executioneer]

chicken caesar salad and sausage pizza, both from brewery city pizza

[Bus Driver Moe]

Reheated onion rings and M&M's

Breakfast of champions right there.

[executioneer]

tim's cascade hawaiian style bbq potato chips

they are delicious

[Divisible by Waffle]

The shittiest goddamn ravioli ever conceived by mankind.

[MarioRPG]

Reese Cups

[noob3]

Cheetos and Cherry Limeade.

let me guess, you got that shit from 7-11? :p

I am addicted to the 7-11 cherry limeade, i'll usually get a bag of tom's hot fries with my limeade :0 because they're baked and delicious :tear

[Womti]

Miniature milk chocolate easter eggs that are wrapped in brightly colored tinfoil.

[Albino Bat]

Pretzel crumbs and a sprite...
And burping up the worst kebabs I've ever had...

[Divisible by Waffle]

Best salad ever...romaine with homemade bleu cheese balsamic vinegarette. Mmmm.

[executioneer]

ching chong chinaman food