What are you eating right now?

[MLE]

It was so goddamn good.

[replicant]

Tom Yum Gai and Drunken Noodles (i.e. Thai) mmmm!

[kahljorn]

ive been wanting to try drunken noodles are those good?

IM AFRAID OF NEW THINGS

[Kitsa]

Finished my first assignment as a chocolate taste-tester and it was fucking AWESOME.

It's Friday, so I baked challah this morning and stuck a roast in the crock pot with red wine, garlic, carrots and potatoes. The house smells great.

I'm liking this particular challah recipe because it doesn't have to be kneaded. It's also great bread because you just pull off a chunk and it's like a dinner roll...you don't have to slice it and deal with the crumbs.

[Fathom Zero]

Sesame chicken

[replicant]

ive been wanting to try drunken noodles are those good?

IM AFRAID OF NEW THINGS

Well, I like drunken noodles but you might want to be sure how spicy you want them. I get mild. I am just not a hot foods person and I know it goes against Thai food. However, even the mild has a bit of spicyness.

I don't know how the restaurant near you makes it but I got the chicken kind. Here's the description of the dish: "Fresh thick rice noodles stir-fried with fresh chili pepper, onion, red & green peppers basil leaves, and your choice of beef, pork, or chicken"

If you are a Thai newb, get mild and work yourself up. I would advise against green curries unless you want a shock to your mouth. My husband loves green curries.

I recommend Pad Thai - very basic and not hot at all. Drunken noodles are great but get mild so you can judge the heat of the restaurant's dishes.

Never order ped ped or Thai hot because that means make it hot and some restaurants go overboard.

Here's a picture if you are curious (I am one of those silly people that snap their food):
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/1683/drunknoodles.jpg

[Fathom Zero]

Looks beautiful.

[Kitsa]

My god, I almost puked in a chinese restaurant today.

They're hazardous when you are allergic to shellfish because you never know what's going to have crab or shrimp in it. The buffet is dangerous because people drop stuff that has seafood into other stuff, so I try to order off the menu if I have to go to a chinese place. Even then it's not a given that you'll be safe.

Anyway, I ordered a healthy dish off the menu and the waitress was all "OK YOU WANT CHICKEN, CHICKEN YES" and I was even pointing to the fucking chinese on the menu by what I wanted, and she kept shaking her head and going to the back of the menu where it said WHITE MEAT CHICKEN LUNCH. Finally I figured she must be saying it's the same thing as the grilled chicken and veggies I wanted, so I nodded yes, fine.

Then she was all "FRY RICE WHITE RICE OKAY", so I told her white rice. She came back with the biggest fucking plate of hideous deep-fried chicken fat chunks I have ever seen. The oil smelled rancid. It was accompanied by a greasy pile of pork fried rice and there was some crab rangoon balanced on top of it all.

When I tried to tell them it wasn't what I wanted, they said "OK YOU HAPPY ENJOY" and then went off and fought with each other by the buffet.

I learned my lesson, after trying to eat that greasy pile of shit. From now on, just going to take my chances with the buffet.

[Fathom Zero]

I would've left. And it's been a while since I've eaten at a legit Chinese joint. All the stuff they make around here comes out of boxes or jugs and reheated. Ironically, some of the best Chinese food I've eaten has come from podunk Lawton, Oklahoma in a place that was probably more Korean than anything else.

Honestly, since I've been able to make fried rice and teriyaki meats at home, I haven't been back.

My fave is sukiyaki. And I put some oyster sauce in my rice, but it tastes good without, Kitsa.

[kahljorn]

i get thai food all the time but i usually just get green or yellow curry and pad thai, cause im afraid to try anything else. though one time i got this crazy seafood soup thing :O

drunken noodles look alllriiiiiggghhhttt...

[replicant]

If I can help it, I won't eat at any Chinese takeaways. Cheap cuts of meat, lots of oil, lots of sugar. It's just gross. I would rather eat at P.F. Changs and yeah I know it isn't a true Chinese restaurant but rather Fusion but at least you get better cuts of meat and more veggies. Hopefully there are some Chinese restaurants elsewhere that are doing it up right for the others.

I like Korean Bulgogi. I can eat Kimchi. There are only 2 Korean restaurants in my city and they are ok. I make my own bulgogi. I am hopefully going to start making my own Kimchi because the stuff in the jar just sits too long and gets sour. I don't really sour Kimchi. I like it fresh.

[executioneer]

homemade rosemary and cheese sourdough english muffin

[Fathom Zero]

I made scones with raspberry jam the other day. Tres fantastique.

[Tadao]

Most people don't know what fresh meat tastes like. I'm sure P.F. Changs serves you top notch meat. :rolleyes

[MarioRPG]

I'm eating bagel bites with buffalo sauce on it.

its awesome

[Fathom Zero]

cold pizza and old beer = breakfast of not champions

[ChrisGlass]

Teddy Grahams! Honey!

[Kitsa]

abuelita hot chocolate and about to get my english muffin out of the toaster.

[captain516]

I've been trying to eat veterinarian for a while now, so I made bean burritos. They're really good.

[replicant]

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1526/111010bento.th.jpg (http://img191.imageshack.us/i/111010bento.jpg/)

[Kitsa]

Went to a mexican restaurant yesterday and they had VELVEETA in the cheese enchiladas. :(

[elx]

I've been trying to eat veterinarian for a while now, so I made bean burritos. They're really good.
i imagine beans would go real well with those latex gloves

[Esuohlim]

Raisin Bran Crunch and my raisins taste like soap >:

[Zhukov]

I found a drink ("soda") that's supposed to be sarsaparilla, but instead tastes like bitumen. Very strange, and not all bad.

[Esuohlim]

I went from hating hummus less than a month ago to eating it almost every day. :eek

It's replaced salad dressed for me

[Kitsa]

Mr Kitsa found a scary new "Helper Complete dinner" that calls itself Cheesy Taco, includes rice for some reason, and contains a can of what I think is vomit. There are beef chunks in the vomit. I'm afraid.

I put it in the oven...we'll see how this goes.

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/cheesytaco.jpg

Cheesy taco?

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/cheesytaco2.jpg

Cheesy taco ?!?!?

[MLE]

Ew. At least I had the sense to have something normal like chocolate milk.

[Kitsa]

We dumped it. It was inedible.

[Zhukov]

That looks like it has enough MSG to make my head melt.

[Pentegarn]

It looks like really shitty gumbo to me

[Shadowdancer21b]

Buffalo chicken sub with cucumbers and mayo. Oh, yeah.

[dunn8392]

Campbell's chicken and stars. So easy.

[Kitsa]

I had a Tim Horton's chocolate chip muffin with some extra-strong coffee for breakfast. I was up late doing all the prep work for Thanksgiving so I could just shove the majority of it in the oven today. Last night I:

- cleaned, dressed and prepped the turkey (including chopping the mountain of mirepoix)

- roasted chestnuts, chopped them, and made an experimental new chestnut stuffing recipe (smelled good when I added the herbs to the butter...we'll see)

-stewed my special-recipe cranberry chutney on the stove for about 8 hours and continually added liquor to it...

-made yam casserole (whipped yams with a crumble crust of brown sugar and pecans)

-baked and cooled two pumpkin pies

So today all I have to worry about is the mashed potatoes, brussels sprouts, and peas.

[Fathom Zero]

CRANBERRY CHUTNEY OMG SEND ME SOME

[Kitsa]

I can tell you how to make it, but even the padded mailers have a bad habit of leaking :(

[Fathom Zero]

Forward me the recipe prz

[Kitsa]

pm'd you. Let me know if that was coherent enough.

[Supafly345]

I cooked my first turkey. Just by following the instructions and shoving 6 cloves of garlic into its kiester, it was the most delicious turkey I've ever had.
Turkeys are incredibly easy to make taste good.

[Tadao]

A lot of first timers don't know that the gizzards are still in the turkey in a plastic bag.

[kahljorn]

turkey's pretty flavorful :O especially with giblets though

i made my turkey with garlic, butter, chives, parsley and sage and used a bit more sage this time than i usually do and it was so bomb :(

also last night i boiled the carcass and made turkey soup :)

[Fathom Zero]

I made some kickass gravy with the drippin's. Woo.

[kahljorn]

same :O

a few years ago i made this bomb turkey at my sister in laws and the pan was FULL of drippings but she threw it out and used fake gravy even though i prepared everything else already and i was gonna do the gravy too. Stupid bitch ;/ IM STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT :(
also when people got there she stood around in the kitchen like she did all of it :lol

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Buffalo chicken sub with cucumbers and mayo. BLEU CHEESE Oh, yeah.


FIXED DA INGREDANTS FO YOU.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

same :O

a few years ago i made this bomb turkey at my sister in laws and the pan was FULL of drippings but she threw it out and used fake gravy even though i prepared everything else already and i was gonna do the gravy too. Stupid bitch ;/ IM STILL ANGRY ABOUT IT :(
also when people got there she stood around in the kitchen like she did all of it :lol


HOW DARE SHE

[kahljorn]

SERIOUSLY WHAT A BITCH

[executioneer]

wtff did she stuff the turkey and then throw THAT away and just make some stove top based on the recipe

[Fathom Zero]

GRAVY NEEDS BLOOD

[Tadao]

I'm guessing she didn't know that you make gravy from the drippings.

[kahljorn]

no shes just a twat

a twat who hates real gravy

she cant handle it

also she probably doesn't even actually hate real gravy so she doesnt have a good reason :( I MADE THAT PART UP TO MAKE HER SOUND MORE INTERESTING

[Kitsa]

pigs in blankets, Hebrew National version for chanukah :need Jewish emoticon

[executioneer]

no shes just a twat

a twat who hates real gravy

she cant handle it

also she probably doesn't even actually hate real gravy so she doesnt have a good reason :( I MADE THAT PART UP TO MAKE HER SOUND MORE INTERESTING
GRAVYTWAT

[ChrisGlass]

Apples and carrots. Wife is making Hamburger Helper.

[Fathom Zero]

la vida. All you need is a cigar now, my friend.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

worked for me

[Shadowdancer21b]

Ribs from Famous Daves. Beefy.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Famous Dave's Devil's Spit sauce is delicious.

[Nick]

I haven't ate much in over the past two weeks or so. Yay for losing 15 pounds due to not having an appetite!

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/sweetpotatolatkes.jpg

Healthy looking, innit?

Swapping out sweet potatoes for regular ones and frying them in Canola oil helps, though. And I drain/blot the hell out of them before I get anywhere near them. They're really quite tasty.

[Zhukov]

Looks well tasty.

[Kitsa]

Thanks. It's 4 cups shredded sweet potato, 2 eggs (or 1/2 cup egg substitute), a dash of salt and pepper and 3 tablespoons of flour all mixed up, formed into balls and flattened in the pan. They're cooked in 3 tablespoons of canola oil and 3 tablespoons of butter, for the flavor.

[MLE]

I'm working on baking my fourth batch of shortbread cookies. This took WAY too long.

ps willie, some of these cookies will be yours!

[captain516]

I WISH I WAS EATING WILLIE'S COOKIES RIGHT NOW

[Esuohlim]

captain516 you jerk Willie's going through some hard times lately

jesus

I should fucking ban you to oblivion

now apologize

[Esuohlim]

Is Oblivion a fun game? Maybe I shouldn't ban you there because you might have more fun :(

I'm eating a spaghetti

[Fathom Zero]

I ate some of those cheese and peanut butter crackers because my caloric intake isn't high enough. :(

[captain516]

oh shit, is he really? :shocked
my bad, i didn't know

[executioneer]

no worries you should have cookies in 2-3 days :eek

[Fathom Zero]

Macaroni & Cheese, except replace milk with beer.

Beer makes anything better.

[Kitsa]

Agh.

I had big plans for making a kickasserole, but I feel like shit so we're ordering pizza.

[Fathom Zero]

replace crust with beer

[Kitsa]

I've got a jar of drunken cherries I'm working on

[MLE]

WILLIE COOKIES

[Kitsa]

I intended to sample some Habanero chocolate sauce. I got it on a pretzel and touched the pretzel to my tongue.

....fuck that. That's all I did, and I've been drinking milk ever since, and it still feels as if I stubbed out a cigarette on my tongue. The milk isn't helping.

[MLE]

rice/bread would help! Let it sit on your tongue to absorb some of it

[Kitsa]

okeydokey, thanks

http://www.thehotsaucestop.com/servlet/the-1161/Crazy-Uncle-Jester%E2%80%99s-Afterburner/Detail <---NOT A GOOD TIME

[replicant]

WaSa Sesame Flatbread and Light Laughing Cow Swiss Cheese Spread...mmmm

[Zhukov]

Boiled sweets melted onto the inside of a bin liner.

[Kitsa]

Kickasserole and white wine.

[MLE]

cheeseits and raisins

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Cooking Steaks with "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" theme playing in the background. Just makes you feel good inside.

[Zhukov]

I just finished off a fuckload of these biscuit things I was sent in the mail. Delish.

[MLE]

I'll get you the recipe if you want :D

[executioneer]

mine have also vanished mysteriously :eek

[Fathom Zero]

made willie cookies. Eating leftovers.

[Kitsa]

I have a fasting blood test in the morning so I'm making the most of my pre-fast time with a small mug of ice cream.

[ChrisGlass]

wife peeled an orange for me, also gingerbread men.

[Charlie.Burp]

http://www.wegmans.com/prodimg/429/200/041331049429.jpg

These nasty fuckers. They taste like double fudge brownies when your practically starving to death. :)

[Kitsa]

parma violets.

[MLE]

chocolate soymilk and egg salad on pita bread :>

[captain516]

Finishing off the williecookies.

[Evil Robot]

YOULL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME IM NOT AT MY BEST IVE BEEN GONE FPR A MONTH AND BEEN DRUNK SINCE I LEFT.

[MLE]

Coconut ice cream

[Kitsa]

I'm going to make the majority of my Christmas cookies today.

[Zhukov]

I'll get you the recipe if you want :D

Ok, PM me and I'll try. I am rubbish at baking though.

[Kitsa]

Changed my mind, cookies tomorrow. Giftwrapping and dog grooming today. I try not to mix pet care with baking.

[MLE]

apples with li hing mui powder on it <3 <3 <3

[Kitsa]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/puddings.jpg

made these today. Not puddings in the strictest sense, just made to look like them. I don't like the random crunchy things in traditional puddings, so these are gingerbread with a brown sugar syrup wash and a buttercream glaze. And whiskey-soaked cherries I could eat by the bucketful.

[Kitsa]

http://www.amazon.com/Bahlsen-Gingerbread-Christmas-Coated-Chocolate/dp/B002UVLHJK

Oh.
Em.
Effing.
Gee.

[Fathom Zero]

I was digging around in my apartment's shared refrigerator for stuff to throw on the pizza I was making. I found some frozen boneless buffalo wings. Chopped 'em up, arranged them, baked and ate the thing. It's now four hours later and I fear for my life. Terminal diarrhea.

[Zhukov]

http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn199/kitsa_for_imockery/puddings.jpg

made these today. Not puddings in the strictest sense, just made to look like them. I don't like the random crunchy things in traditional puddings, so these are gingerbread with a brown sugar syrup wash and a buttercream glaze. And whiskey-soaked cherries I could eat by the bucketful.

I missed these, they look amazing.

[Kitsa]

Thank you. I make too much sweet stuff over the holidays :(

[Kitsa]

Tortilla chips and salsa so I wasn't taking a muscle relaxer on an empty stomach. Didn't work, I'm high as a freaking kite :(

I might very well be the only person around who doesn't take this shit recreationally. I hate that feeling.

[kahljorn]

you can give it to me :(

[Wiffles]

deleeshis ^_^

[Kitsa]

Kahl, don't you build a tolerance?

I tried taking a Percocet once (prescribed) and the itching drove me insane. I'm told that's a fairly standard reaction due to histamine release.

Oh, food thread. I slow-roased some chicken breasts in a crock pot all day, then pulled them apart and cooked them some more in barbecue sauce. Then I used the chicken stock to season some green beans.

The flourless chocolate torte kicked all manner of ass, it was wonderful. It uses quinoa instead of flour...I had my reservations, but it's so moist and rich and about halfway between a really moist brownie and a chocolate souffle. Definitely a keeper recipe.

[kahljorn]

ive never really taken pills long enough to build a tolerance :(

yea itching sucks and also when it makes like your whole body stop working and your stomach hurts cause its like not digesting food or something and like a day afterwards you feel your body start working again its weird :(

[executioneer]

puddin'

[captain516]

http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/projects.php
Someday I want to make something from here.

[Kitsa]

I've been on that site :o

[kahljorn]

i was starving of hunger and i had a delicious hot and spicy hot dog/bratwurst thing!!

im no longer going to die :O

[Immortal Goat]

A bowl of plain oatmeal that I stirred some blackberry jam into. Fucking delicious.

[Zhukov]

http://www.coffeeserve.com.au/coffeeserve/images/86530703.jpeg

[Fathom Zero]

fried potatoes

[Kitsa]

below-average coconut cream pie.

[Ex Leper]

A cheeseburger Casadia.

[replicant]

blueberry yogurt covered pretzels

[Kitsa]

Leftover pizza from Monday. Tonight I am going to a party at my favorite Mexican place, where they make Margaritas the size of fishbowls that will knock you right the fuck over. I plan to have one. :rock

[kahljorn]

leftover thai food

:D

[Zhukov]

Chicken Tikka Masala.

[Fathom Zero]

gyro meat from last night

still good

[Zhukov]

Literally as I type:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/Vincered/DSCF5226.jpg
I was the ice cream vans only customer.

[executioneer]

destrooper chocolate cookies

fucking great

[Fathom Zero]

:O I want ice cream

[Big McLargehuge]

A bacon sandwich with fried apples, napa cabbage, scallions, red peppers and veganaise. I LOVE apples fried in bacon fat.

[MLE]

a few cheeze-its and vanilla yogurt with pine nuts, raisins, and dried cranberries <3

[LordSappington]

Blooberries :)

[All Hail Duke]

peanut butter brownie and some water

[BurningSquirrel]

Lays and Dr. Pepper, the perfect snack after school.

[Kitsa]

a couple of chocolates I have no business eating.

[Tadao]

Carrots and peanut butter.

[executioneer]

NUTTY BARS

[Zhukov]

I know there probably already is (well, not here anyway), and this isn't an original idea even if there isn't, but I wish there were places where you could buy food over the internet and they would deliver it to you.

[Fathom Zero]

I found exactly what you need. (http://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_ss_c_1_13?url=search-alias%3Dgrocery&field-keywords=chef+boyardee&sprefix=chef+boyardee)

[Zhukov]

You seem to think that I want to cook my own food.

[executioneer]

http://www.dominos.com.au/ ?

[Zhukov]

That's the ticket! But I can't eat Dominos pizzas since they contain high levels of MSG and that gives me migraines. Still, I appreciate the gesture from you gusy. There's no need to solve my problem; sometimes I just want to whinge.

[Kitsa]

I can't eat Cheesecake Factory food because of the MSG. I get palpitations AND a migraine, which makes for a really fun postprandial experience. We once asked if there was anything on their menu that didn't have MSG....the waitress disappeared for almost 20 minutes and came back saying that they might be able to make a special burger with nothing on it that might not have so much MSG.

[Esuohlim]

More MSG for me then, wimps

[Fathom Zero]

Yeah, I love the stuff. I'm pretty sure it's good for me or something.

[Kitsa]

Cinnamon cheerios by the handful. I love them so much. And the chocolate ones.

[Kitsa]

Man, fuck what I ate last night. I feel like I've been repeatedly punched in the stomach. I knew there was going to be trouble when my iced tea had that piquant "public restrooom" aftertaste.

[Kitsa]

So apparently if you want people to try fresh poi, you don't tell them about how taro is toxic raw.

[Fathom Zero]

http://www.dominos.com.au/ ?

You sick fucks put prawns on pizza?

[executioneer]

man, i can imagine that being good but NOT FROM DOMINOS

[Chojin]

skim milk and casein protein powder :x

i'm considering starting a bulk, but i already got kinda fat since school started ;<

[Zhukov]

You sick fucks put prawns on pizza?

Only wankers would do that. I don't know what you would call them in your country but I think the closest thing would be a cross between a jock and a redneck. The type of people that would eat a prawn pizza to be patriotic.

[Kitsa]

It's patriotic to eat prawn pizza? There are so many things I don't understand.

I thought there was a different Australian word for redneck but now I can't remember it.

[Zhukov]

There is a certain type of person that thinks it is. The same type of person that thinks wearing an Australian flag as a cape and having a tattoo of the Southern Cross is patriotic.

The term you may be searching for is Bogan or Westie. Same as Chav, Ned etc.

[Kitsa]

I think the one I was looking for was "ocker".

[Zhukov]

Hmm, ocker isn't really redneck. Ocker is an adjective that happens to often be farm related.


Oh the nuances of our glorious language.

[Kitsa]

Someone better tell Tony Horwitz because it was in the glossary of his outback travel narrative (http://www.amazon.com/One-Road-Revised-Tony-Horwitz/dp/0375706135).

"ocker: An unsophisticated or redneck Australian; noun or adjective. "

[All Hail Duke]

had french toast sticks and a dr pepper

[Kitsa]

Indian food for lunch. My daughter got most of it, as usual, but her diaper should be a doozy.

[Shrubfest]

Potato and leek soup, with crackers and a little bit of powder blue paint off my fingers.

[Tadao]

Mmmmm, I love leeks.

[Fathom Zero]

multivitamins

[Kitsa]

I spent the day making a feast of Indian food. Now I'm so tired and full I can barely walk.

[Guitar Woman]

I've been eating a shitload of clementines lately. Delicous! Nutritious! Low in fat, you fat fuck!

[Chojin]

I've been eating a shitload of clementines lately. Delicous! Nutritious! Low in fat, you fat fuck!

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fruits-and-fruit-juices/9169/2

hooray, 80% sugar!

skittles would actually be a better dietary choice since they're partially dextrose and therefore can be partially absorbed by muscle mass.

[Fathom Zero]

Tangerines have more shit in 'em. Booyah, I win.

[Zhukov]

I've been stuffing my face with sugary sweets every free second I get. I don't give a shit you fat fucks. 100% sugar. Straight out of the jar.

[The Leader]

Fuckin' A.

[Big McLargehuge]

I liked Chojin better when he was fat.


I just ate a tiny pizza with mushrooms and a ridiculous amount of zucchini.

[Fathom Zero]

Never thought about zucchini on a pizza. :O

[executioneer]

leftover "fiesta platter" from the el salvadorean place, steak + chicken fajita style and shrimp + rice and beans

it was so dang good

[Kitsa]

This is day 3 of Indian food because Mr. Kitsa spent NINETY DOLLARS (that's the refrain) to get fresh versions of the ancient spices I had, and dammit if he had to spend NINETY DOLLARS on food we're going to be eating it until it's gone.

Day 1, I made homemade cheese, homemade sauce base, a veggie dish and a sort of a CTM thing. And rice, and bread that took 4 hours.

Day 2, I made a chickpea dish, a veggie dish, and more rice. And more bread.

Day 3, I made navrattan korma, spicy scrambled tofu, and more rice.

I don't know what the hell I'm going to do tomorrow. I'm tired and my feet hurt.

[All Hail Duke]

had pizza

[Guitar Woman]

http://nutritiondata.self.com/facts/fruits-and-fruit-juices/9169/2

hooray, 80% sugar!

skittles would actually be a better dietary choice since they're partially dextrose and therefore can be partially absorbed by muscle mass.

oh wow, whoops. Good thing I'm dying of wasting illness!

[Zhukov]

I'm eating chocolate covered macadamia nuts. Uh, spell check, macadamia is a word, thanks.


Kitsa: I generally only ever use expensive spices once before they are lost in the back of the cupboard and turn into solid spice bricks.

[MLE]

Tasty bricks.

[Kitsa]

Wow. I buy them bulk in big bags from the Indian grocery. They're much less expensive that way; I just had a lot to replace because the supply lasted me about 10 years last time.

[All Hail Duke]

leftover pizza, cookies and flat dr. pepper

[Kitsa]

bowl of leftover basmati rice with ginger sauce and a Pepsi One.

[captain516]

Last night I had tuna with green curry. It was awesome
I wish I was eating some now :(

[Izlude]

Tunasalad Sandwich & diet Mt. Dew.

[Kitsa]

I keep getting this thread and the one below it mixed up and all I can see is ARE YOU EATING MAN PENIS.

[Hangie]

I was eating a hotdog until I read Kitsa's post :(

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/donotadjustyourset.jpg



And here's a guy making ice cream with a big nitrogen tank:

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/freezingicecream.jpg


I went to this place (http://www.dreamyweenie.com/).

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've had the scienice cream before with n2o...its so delicious.

[The Retro Kat]

OMG Kitsa, i AM eating cok right now! lol

[executioneer]

redbull and cherry three-o

BECAUSE I TIRE OF LIFE

[executioneer]

also, pomegranate schnapps

[Kitsa]

Holy fuck, what was I thinking?

Retro Kat is right. I'm lame. This is lame. Everything's lame.

[Fathom Zero]

I like Indignant Kitsa.

[Kitsa]

Not indignant exactly but it'll work.

I had a pumpkin-and-chocolate-chip cookie and it was fucking delicious. You wouldn't think that pumpkin and chocolate could be ok but it was.

[Esuohlim]

Fluorescent relish creeps me out :(

[Pentegarn]

Just whipped up porterhouse steaks for me and GF on the Foreman Grill, they were surprisingly good

[Guitar Woman]

potato salad!

[Kitsa]

Some sort of vegetable-infused pasta with vodka sauce and garlic bread.

[WhiteRat]

I'm eating a delicious sirloin steak that I cooked rare in worchestire sauce with a KC Masterpiece meat rub. It is god damn fantastic.

seriously, like, no part of this is fat

and no bones


this is awesome

[executioneer]

WAY TO REPOST THE FIRST POST, SPAMBOT

oh wait

also: two orange melatonin tablets, so good you guys

[All Hail Duke]

just had some soup and gatorade

[darkvare]

gladiator energy drink cheetos and roasted chicken

[Billy Chapman's Friend]

Olive Garden left-overs. MMMMM!

[executioneer]

burrito asada y pupusas con loroco y con calabazitas

[Esuohlim]

SPAGHETTI Y MEATBALLS

[Kitsa]

puppy pancakes

[kahljorn]

thats so cruel!

Im eating marie calander's microwaveable dinners since i now live off of microwaveable food :O its chicken teriyaki steamer basket thing and its pretty delicious

[Kitsa]

http://i799.photobucket.com/albums/yy271/kitsa_for_imockery2/puppypancakes.jpg

[The Leader]

Dear God, those haunting expressions...

[Kitsa]

My one year old isn't sentimental.

[Womti]

I had some lemon almond pie last night

[Get On The Snake]

Toast

<3

[Kitsa]

Homemade pecan pie.

[Seven Force]

That shit is so good. :)

[Seven Force]

I had a grilled cheese. :I

[All Hail Duke]

had a peanut butter and nutella sandwich a bit ago

[Esuohlim]

TWO SLIM JIMS

[Zhukov]

had a peanut butter and nutella sandwich a bit ago

NICE

[Pram Maven]

Right now? Crow. Lots and lots of crow.

[Seven Force]

I never sausage a bad poster

[Ex Leper]

I'm currently waiting for dinner to be ready, but I bet Pram is currently eating his words.

[MLE]

FIVE GUYS BURGERS AND FRIES

[Tadao]

Artichoke yum

[kahljorn]

DIGORNO MICROWAVE PIZZA HOTPOCKET COFFEE AND SOON PROLLY SOMETHING ELSE CAUSE I EAT LIKE SOME KIND OF PRAM MAVEN

[Kitsa]

Chicken soup and juice, because I once again have a cold :( (#4 or 5 this year, lost count)

[zeldasbiggestfan]

Chicken soup and juice, because I once again have a cold :( (#4 or 5 this year, lost count)
Maybe you have aids :eek

[Fathom Zero]

so many pizza

[Kitsa]

Or maybe my history of radiation therapy leaves me a bit more immunosupressed than the average person.

I always fight the stuff off eventually.

[Colonel Flagg]

Tostito's "Hint o' Jalapeño". :yum

It's like there's a bonfire going on in my mouth.

[Kitsa]

I tried their "Hint o Lime" and nearly gagged. It was an unpleasant surprise, since Chipotle has a version that they manage to pull off. That's real lime juice, though.

I am eating brown rice and Makoto Ginger sauce. I love the hell out of Makoto ginger sauce. Years ago, I went on a diet and all I ate was salad with the ginger sauce, skinless chicken breasts and tenderloins, and chicken broth. Maybe some sugarfree pudding if the sweets craving was driving me nuts. I lost like 70 lbs in 3 months. I was also swimming and exercising like a maniac, though. I don't have that sort of energy now and it was depressing that I couldn't seem to get past a certain size. I was just destined to be plump, I guess.

I got my garden planted and plan to eat lots of produce this summer. I've planted yellow and red onions, three varieties of red and orange bell pepper, three jalapeno plants, yellow and green zucchini/courgettes, lots of tomatoes (including some weirdo white and blue varieties), carrots, romaine lettuce, peas, green beans and wax beans. I also have a strawberry bed that's well-established and always produces a lot of tiny, sweet berries.

Hell of a lot of work weeding, though, since I'm in the cancer bonus round and don't do herbicides and pesticides.

[Colonel Flagg]

So when are you inviting me to dinner? :D

The "Hint o Lime" was an unusual taste sensation - all at once, citrus, vinegar, corn and BHT. Not a combination for the faint of heart.

I like sharply flavored chips, though.

[MLE]

Utz's Pretzel sticks :D

[Kitsa]

All I could taste was the burn of sodium and some vague citrus flavor that might have been powdered Mr Clean, for all I know.

[WhiteRat]

Fried egg sandwhich w/ketchup.

[Colonel Flagg]

Marinated NY Strip steaks, au gratin potatoes and peas. :awesome

[Fathom Zero]

that sound fucking delicious right now. I wish I had time to eat.

[Kitsa]

All of the closeup foodporn shots on Dexter make me hungry. Last night after I watched I got to craving a buffalo chicken strip salad with blue cheese crumbles. If I can get to a grocery store today, I plan to have that for dinner.

[kahljorn]

A BUFFALO STRIPBAR SALAD

NOT WHERE ID BE GOING TO EAT SALAD

[Kitsa]

Aforementioned buffalo chicken salad. It was fantastic. I just grilled chicken tenderloins and then broiled them in the buffalo sauce, rather than deal with the extra carbs and fat from the breading. Chicken breast on butter lettuce with the new Marzetti "Simply Dressed" bleu cheese dressing.

Afterwards, sliced frozen banana with chocolate syrup. Tastes like a banana split except you don't feel like such a fatty afterwards.

[Guitar Woman]

Almonds.

I think they're the second best nut after pistachios.

[Kitsa]

Pistachios would be perfect if you didn't get that damn sore spot on your thumb after you've opened five or six of them. Or at least, I get a sore spot the way I open them. I guess I should pay more attention to the commercials.

I like Brazil nuts, but I learned the hard way never to buy them in public with grandparents around :(

"WE USED TO CALL THOSE (N WORD) TOES"

[Colonel Flagg]

And they find it necessary to yell that at the top of their lungs, thinking they're "BEIN' REAL QUIET SO'S NO ONE HEARS!" :\

Back to food - Extra-hot Buffalo chicken strips (appetizer as an entrée) with a garden salad and ice water. I'm watching my figure too. :chunky

[executioneer]

A BUFFALO STRIPBAR SALAD

NOT WHERE ID BE GOING TO EAT SALAD
NO YOU BUY *STEAKS* AT THE STRIPBAR. DOIIII

[replicant]

Chick-fil-a (aka Jesus Flesh) and Waffle Fries

[Kitsa]

I had chick-fil-a for breakfast, my first time ever eating there. Everything tasted sweet and the soda tasted vile. I don't know if that's the way it usually is or I just got lucky.

Mr. Kitsa just handed me a Brooklyn Brewery Black Chocolate Stout to try. Eee-yick, not a big fan of that.

[Kitsa]

Making cupcakes in ice cream cones. Most efficient cupcake format ever.

[MLE]

Send me the recipe/basic guideline instructions!

[Kitsa]

Which ones are you wanting, the get-you-loaded choc covered cherry instructions or the cupcakes in ice cream cones instructions? Or both?

[captain516]

Pizza and salad....and a water

[Kitsa]

I had some cake batter :( It's my depression food.

[captain516]

I love cake batter! Especially in ice cream.

[Kitsa]

I just like it straight. It's a guilty pleasure.

[MLE]

I gave this to Ms Pretty Kitsa, but I figured everyone would like it.

Dry
4 tbsp flour
4 tbsp sugar
1 tsp baking powder
2 tbsp cocoa

Wet
3 tbsp milk
3 tbsp oil
1 egg

Mix all dry together, then mix all wet into dry to make batter.

Oil the inside of 3 regular size mugs or 2 oversized mugs. (Ceramic)

Pour batter evenly in mugs and microwave on high for 3-5 minutes, or until there is no liquid bubbling at the edges of the mugs.

Shake out on serving plates.

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Cocoa can be replaced with the same measurement of any cook-to-serve pudding mix

Oil can be replaced with the same measurement of applesauce to make a less-fluffy and more moist fat-free version.

[All Hail Duke]

made some brownies, gonna try one with some nutella on it and see how that tastes

[kahljorn]

i get it

[Zhukov]

I'm going to make some crab cakes tonight, and I'll post the results.

[Guitar Woman]

Pistachios would be perfect if you didn't get that damn sore spot on your thumb after you've opened five or six of them. Or at least, I get a sore spot the way I open them.

I usually just slip my bottom front teeth into the little crack and pry them open like an oyster after I'm done sucking all the salt off the shell. The only problems I encounter with pistachios are A, when there's a completely closed nut, because those shells are like fucking diamonds, and B, when I eat, like, 500 in one sitting, and saltburn my tongue so bad I can't taste anything for the rest of the week.

It's worth it, though, they're really the best nuts ever.

[Kitsa]

My teeth would never hold up to pistachio shell.