Last Poster Wins

[Pub Lover]

Mad Melvin is one of those people that is trying to get a high postcount without drawing attention to themselves.

Like Emu.

Finland rocks! :D

[Mad Melvin]

damn you're on to me. I win btw

[Pub Lover]

When I looked up FTW on the internet, I got the impression it meant 'Fuck The World' rather than 'For The Win'.

What ever it is, Fuck It.

[Mad Melvin]

BTW it's a B.

[Pub Lover]

I know. I can read. It's just that I've been sitting on that shitty anecdote for almost a month, & I'm tired of waiting for an excuse to use it. I hate this thread. Fuck what I say in this thread.

[ArrowX]

more leik eat my dust losers.

[Pub Lover]

& fuck you Arrow X.

[ArrowX]

Shut you cockhole and I'll see you losers later.

[Pub Lover]

I would, but your mom's got a business to run, jerk. >:

[ArrowX]

Your the guy whos too much of an ass to even remember her name arent you!? Heres a hint fag, its on the bill! >:

[sadie]

arrowx, i'd like to introduce you to the apostrophe: '.

[Guitar Woman]

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/8184/ninja6qi.jpg
Ninjas are better than pirates :o

[executioneer]

where do you come up with this stuff

[Supafly345]

Internets

[Guitar Woman]

I saw Princess Mononoke on Cartoon Network last night. I was really surprised how they didn't cut out any of the blood or body part removal :o

[RaNkeri]

Finland rocks! :D

I love you <3

[Callum Creyshaw]

why is this thread still around? :/

[executioneer]

because you made johnathan clement leave you jerk

[Emu]

Because nobody's won yet. til now!!!!!!!!!

[Callum Creyshaw]

:rolleyes

[Bob the Angry Potato]

I find Pirates better then Ninjas... and Bruce Campbell is better then pirates.
Either way, Bruce wins.

[Bob the Angry Potato]

Ah, is there a member here that goes by the Jon's Forum username 'RyanW'?
They're a moron, and a waste of oxygen.

[executioneer]

i doubt it

[Johnny Couth]

Who knew it would be the late entry that would bring home the gold!

[MetalMilitia]

I think you'll find I already won this thread a few months ago.

[RaNkeri]

Yeah right :)

[Trash]

These threads suck.

[RaNkeri]

These threads suck.
qft

[ArrowX]

last post FTW

[RaNkeri]

What the fuck is this thread doing in DDAAF anyway? >:

[Marc Summers]

It needs some lovin'

[MLE]

We do NOT need another chatroom thread.

[Fathom Zero]

It needs some lovin'
Healthy man love.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm gonna win!

[ArrowX]

Autta my way jerkass!

[Guitar Woman]

I asked for ranchero sauce on this taco you goddamned stupid bitch

[RaNkeri]

I asked for ranchero sauce on this taco you goddamned stupid bitch

Did somebody call me?

[Trash]

I asked for ranchero sauce on this taco you goddamned stupid bitch

Did somebody call me?

ZING!

[Shifty]

i the winnerz. :D

[Fathom Zero]

You're Winner!

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9379/yourewinner0es6ad.jpg

[ArrowX]

Damn right I am

[executioneer]

you know what would be great, if people started posting porno in this thread then it would get locked real quick and then we'd REALLY get to see a winner :o

[Guitar Woman]

I'd do it but I don't want to get ban'd :(

[executioneer]

see that was the trick i was trying to play on someone ;( WHO WANTS IT BAD ENOUGHT

[maggiekarp]

8=================D

[Fathom Zero]

That could always be misconstrued to mean a man with a skinny face and real long nose holes.

[maggiekarp]

( o Y o )

[RaNkeri]

mornin' everybody!

[ArrowX]

:lol Dilbert porn :lol

I-Mockalypse :(

[Guitar Woman]

what are you guys doing trying to win f*ck you

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I-Rankeri

[Johnny Couth]

Ladedadada

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I win :)

[Guitar Woman]

Philippe is going to china :eek

[Emu]

srsly

[Guitar Woman]

he's going to sail over on a refrigerator

[Fathom Zero]

I are winner!

[Guitar Woman]

pffffft

[Girl Drink Drunk]

FUNKEEEE

[Fathom Zero]

TOE JAM AND EARL ROCK!!!!

[Johnny Couth]

Toe Jam and Earl (and whats her name) :(

[ArrowX]

BOUNCE NIGGA

[Girl Drink Drunk]

TOE JAM AND EARL ROCK!!!!

At least the second game did :) bitchin game.

[Guitar Woman]

Sega :rolleyes

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Got Panic In Funkotron for about 8 bones.

[Guitar Woman]

If i tried to post on the old boards I bet they'd chase me away

[Fathom Zero]

CASTLEVANIA ROCKS!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I wish my copy of SOTN wasn't scratched to hell cause fucking Gamezilla is selling unused ones for $50.

[executioneer]

If i tried to post on the old boards I bet they'd chase me away

who, the GHOSTS :eek

[Guitar Woman]

:chatter

[RaNkeri]

Screw you guys! >:

[That Man]

I win.

[Emu]

That Man are your writings finished??

[RaNkeri]

Yeah, unless you have nothing else to do, go and finish your writing >:

[Johnny Couth]

I am so sick of the last-poster-wins scene.

[blackwar12]

gah nobody will win this......

[sadie]

you're a quick one, aren't you?

[ArrowX]

I'm so awesome of the last poster wins scene!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I win again.

[BlueOatmeal]

Now it is I whois the one that wins.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I have come to destroy this castle.

[ArrowX]

Exit Light!

[Misdemonar]

Guys, seriously, this thread sucks.


















I win.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

WHAT IS A MAN!?!? A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!!

[Emu]

[Girl Drink Drunk]

[ArrowX]

Son of A Submariner

[Fathom Zero]

Da Post

[Girl Drink Drunk]

LETS DO RANDOM VIDEO GAME QUOTES

[Emu]

GA-PI-PI.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I fell asleep.

[BlueOatmeal]

Huh? What was that noise??!!?!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

He's been pecked to death.

[ArrowX]

I fell asleep.
he quote is actualy "I FEEL asleep"

but anyway "Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!"

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Tonight I dine on turtle soup.

[Emu]

GIVE IT TO ME, CLESS!! YESS!!

[BlueOatmeal]

They're waiting for you Gordon........in the test chamber.

[maggiekarp]

HELP!

[executioneer]

What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.

[ArrowX]

"The Worst Foe Lies Within The Self"

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I am the strongest woman in the world.

[maggiekarp]

You're growing up too fast!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Snakes don't belong in Alaska

[maggiekarp]

Mama Mia!

[Johnny Couth]

Not cool.

[Emu]

Eat some SHIT and scoot up to bed.

[Terra]

Where did Sethomas' post go about performing cunnilingus on nuns? :love I would love to make pillow talk with him and I have a new dictionary.

I can't find that thread he was on.

[executioneer]

Philippe is going to china :eek

oh shit now it looks like PIECES of him are going to china :( :( :( THIONGS LOOK GRIM

[Guitar Woman]

Joo stay with Leon. He es better with de ladies.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

RIDE THE LIGHTING SETH. :rock

[executioneer]

the FLESHof FALLEN ANGELS

[MetalMilitia]

PAYNE!! >:

[BlueOatmeal]

Don't you know blackmail is WAAAAY uncool?

[MarioRPG]

Hey guys this is my first post in thjis topic so I win by default right?

[Terra]

Nope.

[MetalMilitia]

contains sulphur dioxide :eek :eek

[Guitar Woman]

Oh my god, they shot a cruise missile at Philippe :(

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Sho-ryu-ken!!!

[BlueOatmeal]

Oh my god, they shot a cruise missile at Philippe :(

Jakob Nielsen could have prevented this.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

PIZZA TIME

[Guitar Woman]

Can my psx run japanese imports or do I have to mod it or something first

[Girl Drink Drunk]

You need a mod chip.

[Guitar Woman]

FUCK >:

[BlueOatmeal]

You could use a bootdisc as well. It has to be a real pressed boot disc though not one downloaded from the internet :(

[BlueOatmeal]

P.S. I WIN!

[Guitar Woman]

where might I aquire one of these items

[BlueOatmeal]

Heres a site with the PS1 Breaker Pro CD v1.1 bootdisc.
If your looking for a mod chip the site has the stealth-4 which I've heard are the best.

http://www.mod-chip.com/index-cart-us.php?go=en/select_ps.htm

[BlueOatmeal]

P.S. I WIN AGAIN!

[executioneer]

i guess i'm lucky, i guess

[executioneer]

oh geez figures airwolf only shoots prop missiles :rolleyes

[Girl Drink Drunk]

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[Trash]

19 replies away from 900 posts.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Next time we fight, I will break your legs.

[liquidstatik]

Winner!

[BlueOatmeal]

WRONG! I am the winner!

[Terra]

No your not!

[Fathom Zero]

WHO'S YOUR DADDY, BITCH!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR.

[Terra]

PRICKS!

[BlueOatmeal]

OWNED! I am number 1!

[Emu]

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Does it say WIN or NIW? ONLY YOU CAN TELL

[Girl Drink Drunk]

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[Terra]

PRICKS!! for lack of a better response

[liquidstatik]

http://www.digitaldiction.net/rescribe/images/winner.PNG

[Girl Drink Drunk]

NO I WIN!!!

[MetalMilitia]

I am the last poster.

[BlueOatmeal]

The winner has arrived! Its me

[Terra]

Nope! :)

[maggiekarp]

Sorry everyone but I'm the winner

But you all tried very hard and did your best, so we're all winners, really. Better luck next year!

[Terra]

As Maggie is my hero and proactive, I demure my victory to her!!! :)

[BlueOatmeal]

Dammit I was so wanting to win.

BUT NOW I WIN!

[Terra]

Nope!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

MENDOOOOZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[Johnny Couth]

METHUSALA! METHUSALA!

[Fathom Zero]

ELFISH! BOBO! MIKEY-BOY!

[Terra]

This thread wasn't posted on for almost 24 hours, after my post. It's mine! >:

[Misdemonar]

Nope.

[Fathom Zero]

El JEFE, J-DUBS, CHUNKS, BATEMAN, MATT ALBERT!

[Terra]

Time to start the only-one-bad-word-post

PUSSIES!!! >:

[Fathom Zero]

BITCH-MONKIES!

[Terra]

(that was two words. you lose!)

FUCKTARD!!

[executioneer]

contaminated

[Fathom Zero]

(that was two words. you lose!)

FUCKTARD!!

HARLOT!

(and no it wasn't, it was connected with a hyphen.)
You can join many nouns together using a hyphen.

[Terra]

CHICKENSHIT!!!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

AH ZA GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHANG

[Girl Drink Drunk]

"in a 2005 poll, 27 percent of black Americans said they thought 'AIDS was produced in a government laboratory.' "
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12665721/site/newsweek/page/2

[Guitar Woman]

no double posting in this thread that's against THE RULES

[Terra]

DUMMIE!!! :)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

no double posting in this thread that's against THE RULES
Sorry mom.

[Guitar Woman]

hey what are you doing don't expose my secret identity

[Emu]

H.P. Lovecraft had a black cat named N*gger Man. :(

[BlueOatmeal]

I got hit on by some black girls. At least I think I did. I dunno I dont understand "black"

[Johnny Couth]

I pissed some girl off in lunch. My friend brang in his guitar, and I played On My Way by Ben Kweller. Apparently that's her ex's and hers song? She ran out of the room crying.

[BlueOatmeal]

LOL.

[Terra]

Blue? Have you gotten much calls from your tagline?

[maggiekarp]

Sore losers >:

[BlueOatmeal]

Blue? Have you gotten much calls from your tagline?

Sevenforce was the only one to call me in the past month. I think Jeff the Ninja wanted to call but we live too far away from each other :(

LOOKS LIKE I WIN AGAIN!

[maggiekarp]

You cheated!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

H.P. Lovecraft had a black cat named N*gger Man. :(That cat was in one of his short stories about these man-eating rats.

I used a GAMESHARK TO WIN.

[maggiekarp]

That screws up the game! What kind of victory is tahdfihe;hhvcoief LEVEL 92475932324@



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[Johnny Couth]

COMMIE!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

OH NOES>> THE GAME SHARK DESTROYED I-MOCKERY

[maggiekarp]

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NICE WEATHER TOFAY

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[executioneer]

"in a 2005 poll, 27 percent of black Americans said they thought 'AIDS was produced in a government laboratory.' "
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/12665721/site/newsweek/page/2

UNDERNEAF VIRGINIA :eek

H.P. Lovecraft had a black cat named N*gger Man. :(That cat was in one of his short stories about these man-eating rats.

I used a GAMESHARK TO WIN.

sniperwulf i don't think you read that story properly

[Terra]

HI!

[BlueOatmeal]

Hello

[Terra]

HELLO! 417.838.6_23!!! HAHA!

ohshit :(

[Johnny Couth]

It was a ballroom blitz!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Johnny Couth Im going to have to ask you to stay on topic, or else I will have to ban you. This is your final warning.

[Johnny Couth]

Sorry, I can't read stupid!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I can also see that you aren't the last poster, as I just posted RIGHT NOW.

[Johnny Couth]

Right when?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Now.

[Johnny Couth]

I don't think you understand just how passing now really is.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Period "."

[executioneer]

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[Fathom Zero]

Willie wins.

[BlueOatmeal]

Not anymore!

[Guitar Woman]

I hope Keith Moon's head becomes a regular character

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Holy Diver was playing on the radio yesterday :rock

[Terra]

AH!

[Johnny Couth]

Real Monsters!

[Emu]

Oblina! :eek

[ArrowX]

"Were Keeping an Eye on You"

[Johnny Couth]

Big Brother?!

[Fathom Zero]

More like a big step-sister, am I right, guys?

[Terra]

Die Hard. >:

[Guitar Woman]

looking back on this thread so I could find Pub Lover's AIM was really depressing and reminded me of just how much I used to suck

[MetalMilitia]

i'm just going to go ahead and post here before someone says "USED TO?? :lol :lol"

[Johnny Couth]

That was awesome.

[Terra]

No it isn't!

[Johnny Couth]

Yeah, that's why I said was.

Good job comprehending tenses.

[Fathom Zero]

You were wrong.

[Johnny Couth]

I'm not wrong!

But I was then.

This is a nice little lesson for Terra.

[Fathom Zero]

You will be wrong.

[Terra]

Your all wrong

[Johnny Couth]

I am sure he doesn't own an all wrong.

[Terra]

hush it's your bedtime and this is my time.

[Fathom Zero]

GAY ALERT!

[Johnny Couth]

Whatever, I win.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Hey gaywads, I got my computer fixed and now I win.

[Fathom Zero]

AMERICA RULZ, BITCH!

[Terra]

NOT FOR LONG ASSHOLE

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I win so im going to change I-Mockery to I-Sniperwulf. Anyone that opposes me WILL BE BANNED.

[Fathom Zero]

HAHA, I win, so I will change it to... I-ARGUE... YEAH!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

NO

[Fathom Zero]

¡SÃ*! Comunista...

[BlueOatmeal]

FUCKING OWNED!

[Terra]

nope

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I asked this girl out to the prom and she said she was interested in someone else :(

[Fathom Zero]

I :lol at your misfortune.

[Guitar Woman]

I'm almost at post 3000!

[glowbelly]

i'm pretty sure that i have never posted in this thread up until this point so that means i'm also pretty sure that it should be locked and moved to thread backups.

i win.

[Fathom Zero]

I had to change my avatar. It was wierding me out.

[Emu]

But you still haven't won yet. :lol

[maggiekarp]

That honor goes to me

[glowbelly]

maggie, you're pretty rad.

[Terra]

and i'm very sad but i AM the last poster!

and yes magg's is not only rad but awesome!

[Emu]

:worship http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/maggiekarp/magucow.gif

[Terra]

bow to me

[Fathom Zero]

Bowing is old.

[Terra]

So is jizzing in your own hands.

[Esuohlim]

That was right out of left field Terra! You certainly are wacky oh man

[ArrowX]

ArrowX and his amazing new signature FTW

Props out to the guy made it! BTW

[BlueOatmeal]

I cant understand a godamn thing in that sig.

I WIN!

[ArrowX]

you sir, fail at the internet.

[Terra]

it's really cool, stupidkraut. what i can discern of it

[RaNkeri]

I've seen a person using that same as an avatar D:

Where is it from?

[ArrowX]

http://www.silenthillforum.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=26065&page=1&pp=15

[Jixby Phillips]

woah