Last Poster Wins

[Jixby Phillips]

whoops http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/tongue.gif

[Jixby Phillips]

that was post 1000 AND reply 1000, whoops http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/tongue.gif

[maggiekarp]

I'll get 10,000 Jixby, just you wait >:

(I'd say 2000 but no one cares about that)

[Jixby Phillips]

whoops http://www.ezboard.com/image/emoticons_classic/tongue.gif

[maggiekarp]

Grrr why are you so clumsy you'll break the thread if you keep that up >:

[Girl Drink Drunk]

LOCKED.

[maggiekarp]

Who won?

[Fathom Zero]

I did.

[BlueOatmeal]

Nope. I win!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I had to change my avatar. It was wierding me out.
I lol at your generic custom South Park-esque character avatar.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey I called post 1000, what the fuck you guys >:

[Esuohlim]

I say that since kellychaos doesn't post here anymore we all win

[Terra]

What happened to Kellychaos?

[Guitar Woman]

he died

[Terra]

no he didn't!!!

[Fathom Zero]

Doesn't matter, I win.

[Terra]

FUCK. OFF. OKIE.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I think these "I win" jokes are getting old, so I propose that we rename or unofficially call this (to not get Rankeri's attention) the "Rankeri post-free Thread".

[Fathom Zero]

I'm an okie from Muskogee.

[ArrowX]

ButtCum you say?

[maggiekarp]

Sniperwulf is disqualified and will no longer be able to participate in this thread

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Has Rankeri been poking you or somethin? He ask you a little favor??? FINE. THERE ARE OTHER "Last poster wins" THREADS IN THIS ONLINE WORLD. YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF ME.

PS: I win :)

[Terra]

Nope!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

What will save you when I know how to catch thunder in a jar!?!

PS:Oh yeah, did you finally see Silent Hill?

[Terra]

silly you can't catch thunder. not like a lightning bolt! i wanna see somebody catch a lightning bolt!!

i'm sorry wulfi i hadn't seen it yet. :tear

[Fathom Zero]

Neither have I, but I still win.
Muahahaha...

[Terra]

no you don't. bend over. spread your cheeks. feel the heat of the lightning.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

silly you can't catch thunder. not like a lightning bolt! i wanna see somebody catch a lightning bolt!!

i'm sorry wulfi i hadn't seen it yet. :tear

My bad. Lightning. I dont usually make that mistake.:lol:

[Terra]

You big silly!!!

[Johnny Couth]

And out come the wolves!

[Terra]

i still am the last poster

[Emu]

Post

[Johnny Couth]

Er.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

MASTER!

[Johnny Couth]

Threat: I suggested you shut down, stay put, and wait for rescue.

[Terra]

rescue is here!

[Emu]

Have you guys ever taken a shit so big that you can actually hear your ass stretching to accomodate it?

[Terra]

Or make whistling noises as a brown boulder passes?

[ArrowX]

BOOO!

[Moobs]

uh, muu
guh
:(

[Fathom Zero]

Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me, I'M THE JUGGERNAUT!

[ArrowX]

Thats a DODGE!

[Terra]

Nope! I win!

[BlueOatmeal]

http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/1962/engineer9ot.png

My engineer has taken over the thread!

[Terra]

your engineer couldn't find his ass wioth both hands

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Icarus Dream Suite

[Fathom Zero]

PARTY BOY! I WANNA DANCE!

[Emu]

no

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Emu, where'd you get your avatar?

[Emu]

Someone on Livejournal had it ;(

[Sicktodeathmx]

Do I win?

[Emu]

You ALWAYS win.

[Terra]

Yes I agree

[Emu]

I wonder if SMN is going to read the happy notes I left him for his story ;_;

[Terra]

he can read?

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I win up until the next comes to say he wins, nullifying my post.

[ArrowX]

RAYPE

[Archduke Tips]

I win (for maybe a few minutes!)

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Smack her with a dick Smack her with a dick Smack her with a dick Smack her with a dick

[BlueOatmeal]

Emu, where'd you get your avatar?

It was a guest strip on the dead webcomic Neigo or was it Nothing Nice to Say. Fuck it who cares.


Oh yeah BlueOatmeal FTW!

[Pub Lover]

looking back on this thread so I could find Pub Lover's AIM was really depressing and reminded me of just how much I used to suck

You must have needed it for some sort of I-Mock Fan Fiction, because you most definitely have never IMed me. >:

[Terra]

And on that pub note, i'm the last poster.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moobs]

uuhhhh

[Terra]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Fathom Zero]

YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!

[Guitar Woman]

looking back on this thread so I could find Pub Lover's AIM was really depressing and reminded me of just how much I used to suck

You must have needed it for some sort of I-Mock Fan Fiction, because you most definitely have never IMed me. >:
There was no need to since you came back.

I was just trying to make sure you weren't dead or something.

[Pub Lover]

Very much something. >:

[Guitar Woman]

did you find a lady friend

[Pub Lover]

I am going to write a letter to Chojin and in that letter I will ask him to lock this thread. >:

P.S. I would be very surprised if a new lady friend would draw me away from the internet considering how much of a homosexual I am.

[Terra]

What about a guy friend?

(okay NOW lock this thread)

[Seven Force]

This thread will never die.

[Terra]

post

[Pub Lover]

Sure. :lol

[Terra]

post post >:

[Pub Lover]

Get it? :rollseyes

[Terra]

Get what? :rolleyrolleybuggieeyes

[Pub Lover]

Exactly. :imsorryiseemtohaveforgottonallthestupidemoticonco des

[Terra]

Your lurking! That's dirty pool. :bunch of useless emots and the mean eyes thing.

[Pub Lover]

Lurking? I'll have you know I'm quite happy to be reading a book and idly chatting with 7F about Metal Vagina Monsters. :eek So please cease with the responding to this thread. :posh

[Terra]

That is disturbing. Metal Vagina Monsters. Isn't that just another name for a bear trap?

I post if I want to post. :meaneyesthing

so posting posting posting.

[Pub Lover]

I didn't know you were aware of your nickname being Bear Trap! :eek

[Terra]

I wasn't aware of it either but it does make sense!

[Archduke Tips]

Ride the cheetah.

[Terra]

Pub must be asleep AND I HAVE THE DAY OFF SO IT'S POST CITY AROUND HERE!

[liquidstatik]

:(

[Shifty]

i da winnorz wid my spellingz for shure!

[Terra]

you spell better than me. no doubt you type faster too.

dad

[Johnny Couth]

Yeah, guys, whatever.

[Terra]

Go away!

[Johnny Couth]

Fattie McFatFatFatso!

[Moobs]

that was mean :(

[Johnny Couth]

You're next if you don't watch out.

[Moobs]

please no i have feelings :(

[Pub Lover]

Pub must be asleep AND I HAVE THE DAY OFF SO IT'S POST CITY AROUND HERE!
When you post at three am, then yes, I'll be asleep.

[Terra]

Post. >:

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I win for the next minute.

[Emu]

That minute wasn't long enough. :lol

[Emu]

That minute wasn't long enough. :lol

[Pub Lover]

Double posts negate the win. :P

[Emu]

Shit. Oh wait, do I win again?

[Johnny Couth]

No, because I win.

[Emu]

God damn you, kellychaos. >:

I win

[Terra]

Post.

post post

[Emu]

Post.

post post

pOsT pOsT PoSt

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Terra]

POSTPOSTPOSTPOST!!!

[Pub Lover]

http://www.appliedtech.co.uk/images/90%20Hollow%20post.jpg

[Terra]

I was expecting a dick shot from you

[Pub Lover]

That's what you would have got if we were post fighting in the NSFW thread. :x

[Girl Drink Drunk]

I win after I get Kelly Chaos out of her coma.

[Terra]

Isn't Kelly a "he?"

And Pub!! I would fight that with my own dirty pictures on the NSFW thread!!! But then, as my nekkids are all over the net by now, I'm sure they have already been used.

[Pub Lover]

Yeah, Kelly was a he, and if he was still around we would have already been treated to a naked show from him.

[Emu]

http://unit.bjork.com/specials/albums/post/pie.jpg

[Johnny Couth]

Mom?

[Pub Lover]

You wish your genes were that talented, you shit.

[Terra]

TOO MUCH CHLORINE IN THE GENE POOL!!

PRICKS!

[Johnny Couth]

You wish your genes were that talented, you shit.

Bjork is deffinatly my mom :/

[Pub Lover]

http://www.inaoep.mx/~sole/turismo/cactus.jpg

[Terra]

I hope your gone for a little bit so this can be the LAST POST for awhile.

[Pub Lover]

Bjork is deffinatly my mom :/
If that was true, I would dread to think what your father must have looked like for the Icelandic Pixie Queen to have spawned something as hideous as you.

[Johnny Couth]

Bob Dylan?

[Terra]

Alice Cooper

[Johnny Couth]

I just want to be cool guys :/

[Pub Lover]

I hope your gone for a little bit so this can be the LAST POST for awhile.
Another seven hours until that will work.

[Girl Drink Drunk]

adddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

[Pub Lover]

Good for you. :rolleyes

[Moobs]

i just won the thread.

[Pub Lover]

Good for you. :rolleyes

[Emu]

i just won the thread.

[Pub Lover]

Foiled!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

WHOOOOOO ARE THE BRAAAAIN POOOOOLIIIIICE?

[Pub Lover]

Sniperwulf, are you related to Arrow X?

[Terra]

I hope your gone for a little bit so this can be the LAST POST for awhile.
Another seven hours until that will work.

So how many more hours now?

[Pub Lover]

Four and a bit.

[Terra]

Damn your quick

[Pub Lover]

That's what all the ladies say. ;)

[Terra]

Wait. Your not gay? I thought you were gay.

[Terra]

I'm only asking that because I'm wasting some good slease material on this other posters here.

[Pub Lover]

Wait. Your not gay? I thought you were gay.
Like it matters on the internet.

Especially if I can try & make a joke.

[Terra]

Thank Christ that cleared it up.

In that case...POST!

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Terra]

POST!

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Terra]

POST!

[Terra]

Post

[Terra]

tsoP

[Emu]

The end!

[Terra]

POOOOOOOST

[Terra]

postpostpost

[Terra]

more posting

[Terra]

Posting

[Terra]

meaneyes posting

[Terra]

happy posting

[Terra]

titty posting

[Terra]

ass posting

[Terra]

I'm probably going to get banned posting

[Pub Lover]

If you want to multiple post, do it in the chat room thread.

[Terra]

reply post

[Pub Lover]

You've broken the 3000 posts mark.

[Terra]

Whoa. This just broke my pace. I was thinking of that earlier, that I was approcahing the big three oh oh oh.

I should have made a thread about it if I gave half a shit. OH WELL!!


POST!

[Pub Lover]

I prefer to mark such things in the chat room thread.

[Terra]

Well here goes a post to you

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Terra]

POST!

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Terra]

POSTING

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Seven Force]

You two kinda remind me that guy and hunny bunny from that movie with the black guy and the scientologist directed from by that guy with the fetish. Something Dogs.... I think.

[Terra]

Well post to you!

[Seven Force]

Well post to you two. :)

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Terra]

posting

[Seven Force]

And a post to you too.

[Terra]

po

[Seven Force]

SEVEN FORCE FTW

[Pub Lover]

Post.

[Terra]

po

[Pub Lover]

I hate this thread. :(

[Terra]

Sucker! Now go to bed damnit!!

[Emu]

win

[Pub Lover]

Sucker! Now go to bed damnit!!
Another two hours.

[Terra]

fuck. post :miserable

[Seven Force]

What's wrong with you?

[Seven Force]

It's cause i'm winning isn't it?

[Pub Lover]

>:

[Terra]

I need to go to bed and this guy is still up and I want to be the last poster. For a while there he wasn't even around and my posts would stay up for at leadt 24 hours. Now I have to work my ass off.

post

[Pub Lover]

I won this thread for something like three months one time.

[Terra]

Unfair time zone!!!

[Seven Force]

Stop living in the past!

[Terra]

I wish Misdemoer would come in and post a frowny face

[Misdemonar]

:)

[Terra]

That's my boy!!

[Seven Force]

That last post was to go after pubs.

Unfair time zone!!!

I'm at least an hour ahead. Pub is in another day. How's that unfair to you?

[Misdemonar]

Dammit

[Seven Force]

You shut up.

[Pub Lover]

I won this thread on this page (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=17941&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=675)

[Emu]

no way

[Seven Force]

YOU ******S PLAY NICE YA HEAR?

[Terra]

Don't be dissing my Misdemoner!

Pub is one full day ahead of us. I know this because I'm going to fucking Qatar in a few weeks!!!

[Pub Lover]

Unfair time zone!!!

Stop living in the past!

:lol

BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE LIVING IN THE PAST! :eek

[Terra]

Don't be dissing my Misdemoner!

Pub is one full day ahead of us. I know this because I'm going to fucking Qatar in a few weeks!!!

[Pub Lover]

BECAUSE YOU ALL ARE LIVING IN THE PAST! :eek
MY PAST, ANYWAY! :eek

[Terra]

bump bump bump. post post post

[Pub Lover]

WACKY TIME TRAVEL! :hypno

[Terra]

God somebody get on AIM cause I'm bored!!!!!

[Emu]

what are you going to qatar for

[Pub Lover]

I'm going to fucking Qatar in a few weeks!!!
Why Qatar?

[Terra]

JOB! I'll be in YOUR time zone!!!

[Seven Force]

IM ON FUCKING AIM

Well not anymore, this convo is over. >:

[Emu]

my knowledge of geography isn't great but isn't Qatar a shithole?

[Seven Force]

You know who's cool? Julius Belmont. That guy is like a fucking superman. If any of you played Castlevania: Aria Of Sorrow, you'll know what i'm talking about.

[Terra]

I got you!!! I need fresh blood and meat now!!!

[Misdemonar]

TRIPOUT

[Seven Force]

Don't start talking to me here either.

[Pub Lover]

JOB! I'll be in YOUR time zone!!!
You do mean Qatar, right? The one next to Saudi Arabia? Because that is no where near where I am. :|

[Emu]

maybe she meant Japan

[Emu]

or is that not in the same time zone as new zealand idk

[Terra]

my knowledge of geography isn't great but isn't Qatar a shithole?

Qatar is awesome. They actually have a George Washington U there and a Harvard. But that isn't why I'm going. Everything that is sucky is far to the north. My family has been there for two years and the region is incredible. I'm only going to be there for a few weeks

Which bums me out somewhat as I was going to start a thread over in GB about this somewhere on down the line. Closer to my departure date.

[Seven Force]

Well the fucking internet is only right fucking here look it the fuck up!


I'm sorry but they woke me up and it pisses me off. :(


EDIT: Wow Terra you're not slow tonight at all! :o

[Pub Lover]

maybe she meant Japan or is that not in the same time zone as new zealand idk
Only a tiny part of Russia is. Japan is West of here.

[Emu]

"A" Harvard?

[Terra]

No where near New Zealand t/z?? Shit. I'll still be fighting you over on this thread then. :(

[Misdemonar]

I won

[Terra]

No you didn't baby!

[Emu]

Qatar is about 8 hours behind NZ.

[Terra]

Shit. I'm still going to be fighting this and wearing a full on doodah too.

[Emu]

I think you'll actually be even further separated from Pub than you are now. :lol

[Terra]

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING!!!

[Pub Lover]

No where near New Zealand t/z?? Shit. I'll still be fighting you over on this thread then. :(
Closer than where you are now, but still pretty far out.

But it's further away if you don't think the world is flat.

[Terra]

I wish the fucking world were flat. Oh well.


POST!

[Seven Force]

Bowing out.

[Emu]

Guys what game is this from?

http://www.gamelegacies.com/main.h18.gif

[Pub Lover]

YOU SAY THAT LIKE IT'S A BAD THING!!!
:tear

[AChimp]

OH YES I WIN FOR NOW!