Last Film(s) You Watched

[Babs]

Good choices Aaarg, The Church is amazing, especially the beginning. I love seeing child filled wicker baskets being trampled upon.

Oh yeah, I just watched all of the Curb your Enthusiasm seasons along with another viewing of all the seasons of Mr. Show.

[Tadao]

Watched the remake of The Thing. It was one of the only remakes that I found to be decent and warranted.

[Dimnos]

Ty for reminding to download that. :)

[All Hail Duke]

the woman-meh

pet sematary 2-first time i've seen it in about 15 years, stupid and weird

[All Hail Duke]

scream 4-i have no idea why i just wasted an hour and forty five minutes sitting through that pile of shit
williamson and craven should punch themselves in the balls for this

[Babs]

I just watched aguirre, the wrath of god for the first time. Herzog at his finest, though I really like strozek a lot as well.

[Aaarg]

so i watched the ghost galleon aka blind dead 3 aka horror of the zombies or something

spanish horror is always so disappointing.

oh well at least i didn't buy this one!

[Babs]

Check out Zombie Oasis Aaarg. Jesus Franco is a really good director and writer from Spain who's made a whole slew of amazing horror movies. IMDB his name or whatever, comes out with about a hundred movies he's done.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

pet sematary 2-first time i've seen it in about 15 years, stupid and weird

Is that the one with Fred Gwinne or the one with the guy riding the dirtbike?

so i watched the ghost galleon aka blind dead 3 aka horror of the zombies or something

spanish horror is always so disappointing.

oh well at least i didn't buy this one!

eyetalian horror is the way to go

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The help. I felt all kind of oppressed.

[Aaarg]

yeah italian is way better but i'll have to check out franco just in case.

but i fell into the paul naschy trap...



i watched a movie called doubt and i didn't like it.

last nigh i rewatched evil dead ii and then the first and then half of the megami tensei anime

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

evil dead 2 is the way to go,....then evil dead the musical/

[Tadao]

Doubt, as in the Catholic nun movie? It was alright, nothing great. Very slow and obviously liberal.

[Kitsa]

Wes craven used to direct porn, didn't he? I thought I remembered seeing him say that in an interview.

Now, if it had been Wes Anderson, I would need to see that.

[Aaarg]

yeah the catholic movie. super boring. i agreed to watch it without seeing even a basic synopsis, which was a mistake because i forgot that other people like boring crap.

the whole time, i was like "ok so when does the murder/demonsummon/ghostattack happen?"

bullshit.

why the hell would you have a movie take place in a church unless there's fucking demons goddammit?

[Kitsa]

they were INNER demons :posh

[Tadao]

lol

[Aaarg]

aw so no claws or nothin'! shucks

[Kitsa]

I've been watching Hedwig and the Angry Inch a lot lately.

It just seems so sad :(

[Aaarg]

once i mentioned seeing that and my girlfriend totally outsnobbed me, scoffing, "the movie?"

so i just watched THE BEYOND and it didn't live up to the hype. i loved the amount of rubber faces, though.

[Babs]

The music is so amazing in that movie. Origin of love and wicked little town, in my opinion, are master pieces.

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I apologolize, I feel like I'm getting up on everyone's "nuts" in this thread, but I can't help and comment on the same interests.

[Aaarg]

p cool i liked some of the soundtrack a bunch

is it all sewn up or exquisite corpse or what? i like that one.

also type o negative did an angry inch cover.

[Babs]

I'm actually quite fond of the beyond, but then again I pretty much love everything done by fulci due alone to the fact of the mass amounts of rubbery gore.

As far as hedwig, as far as I know the movie is a beyond exceptional adaptation of the musical.

[All Hail Duke]

Is that the one with Fred Gwinne or the one with the guy riding the dirtbike?


the dirtbike, herman munster was in the first movie

[Kitsa]

I saw it live, not with the creator as Hedwig but with an actual transgender person doing the role so there was a lot of emotion there, it was pretty cool.

I like Wig in a Box.

There's nothing wrong with the film adaptation, it's about the best adaptation of a musical there is.

[Dimnos]

:rolleyes

[Kitsa]

WELL THERE WAS

[Kitsa]

I guess what I mean is that it's an emotional story anyway and having someone with similar issues playing the title role was a more authentic experience or something.

Not so much that it was novel that the person had sexual ambiguity issues.

[Dimnos]

:rolleyes To the whole "Im gay and I have it so bad." crap. Its not the 80's anymore.

[Kitsa]

Well, I liked it, anyway.

I don't think it was a gay thing. I think on the surface it was, and it kind of got tied up in the gay pride thing, but it just has a lot of gay ingredients, if that makes any sense.

I thought Hedwig was a pretty classic plot of "The gradual redemption of a tragic figure for whom everything has gone to shit". In the end, he realized he no longer needed the drag-queen persona and abandoned it, epiphany and whatnot.

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[kahljorn]

The music is so amazing in that movie. Origin of love and wicked little town, in my opinion, are master pieces.

_zU3U7E1Odc

I apologolize, I feel like I'm getting up on everyone's "nuts" in this thread, but I can't help and comment on the same interests.

lol thats based on that greek creation theory :O

[Kitsa]

Yeah, I believe the creator/Hedwig has an interest in mythology.

[Babs]

Yeah, about the whole homo thing, I don't think that's the main focus what so ever, if anything it's there to create a bigger turbulation to the love story.

As for the whole Greek creation theory, that's why I really like that song. I especially like the part where he says, "sewed the wound up to a hole and pulled it around to our bellies to remind us the price we paid".

[Kitsa]

Also, I was all kinds of impressed with Miriam Shor as Yitzhak. I think it was the first time I ever saw her not angry.

The thing I really like about Hedwig is that it's got that magical quality where, when you finish, it feels like you've actually been through something. There aren't a lot of works I'm that invested in. I haven't really had an experience like that since the mid nineties when I was doing the rhps thing (because I was a performance under-undergrad and that's what everyone was doing and they needed a redhead). By the time you'd gone all the way through the show it felt like you'd been through some sort of ordeal. Can't quite explain it, just something about it.

[Aaarg]

HIGH STRUNG
steve oedekerk bitching about how much everything sucks in his apartment and jim carrey plays death who shows up for a few minutes at the end. i think this movie would have been better at what it was attempting to do if they didn't go for a PG rating. as the type of pathetic, misanthropic, paranoid, ill-informed know-it-all that this movie is trying to create, i can say for a fact that if you're fuming about something as insignificant as waitresses bringing you extra coffee, you're going to use a little more... colorful language.

you wouldn't tell your boss's wife to take something and shove it "up her butt," at least.

[Aaarg]

though on second thought, i probably would. it would be funnier that way. i salute you, odededdedekeerke

[Kitsa]

Gomorrah.

It's ok. The first five minutes were so easily predicted that it made me wonder why the hell it took so long.

Near the beginning, though, there were some kids playing in a pool and they had this giant raft that looked like a bunch of bananas. Damn I want that thing.

[MarioRPG]

The Dark Knight Rises!

It was better than I expected. It certainly didn't feel as long as it was.

[Aaarg]

re-watched argento's PHENOMENA.

i can see why people don't like it (there's a fucking ape...) but it's a damn good movie

i always love his use of music.

[Kitsa]

Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead

It was just another one of the new "nutrition shocker" movies, which I feel obligated somehow to watch. I think a 2 month juice fast is less practical than eating vegetarian whole-foods in a standard meal format, but to each his own. It went pretty much the way you'd expect it to go. You'll never see a really sanctimonious diet-change movie that ends with everyone dead.

It did creep me out a little the way he bought produce at roadside stands and put it directly in a juicer in the back of his car. I'd have washed it first, myself.

[All Hail Duke]

dark knight rises-it has it's pros (bane and catwoman mostly), but it has far too many cons
so instead of being a great trilogy, we've got two really good movies and an average one to finish it off

[Babs]

re-watched argento's PHENOMENA.

i can see why people don't like it (there's a fucking ape...) but it's a damn good movie

i always love his use of music.

I love the main theme for the movie, though I don't entirely like all of the score.

I recetly watched Opera again. I really fucking hate the 80's hair/glam music they use during the murders, awfully cheap.

[Kitsa]

I haven't seen it yet, but I'm thinking probably everyone will remember the shooting way more than the movie.

[Aaarg]

yeah opera is so-so, nothing remarkable.

i've spent the past week thinking "i want to watch something just like demons." fuck it, i watched demons again. excellent film.

[Kitsa]

I watched Sick Nurses (http://www.i-mockery.com/weeklies/weekly.php?type=movies&id=126) again. For whatever reason, it never gets old to me.

[Tadao]

Savages : It was alright. Some how they made 2 guys screwing the same girl dull. They story was typical and didn't make you think about how the world works or what you would do in the situation or anything at all really. Selma is hawt. Del Toro is awesome but boring.

Actually the movie sucked now that I reflect on it.

The Dark Knight Rises : Just got back from the theater and I this is probably the worst of the Bale Batmans. It was 3 hours of slow drama.

[kahljorn]

has anybody seen that movie Drive? movie is pretty god damned bad ass.

I've been trying to figure out if its supposed to be a remake or whatever of an old martial arts movie, though.

[Kitsa]

I have a week coming up where I'll have a lot of movie-watching time, so if anyone has an opinion on weird shit I need to see on netflix, I'm listening.

I used to be very into J-horror, not so much now (I think it's past its prime). Hate action movies/romances/most dramas. Love documentaries.

[kahljorn]

if you hate action/romances/dramas that means you hate like every movie basically;/

Drive is on netflix id recommend that. The same guy that did that also did Bronson -- which is a biopic and is also on netflix.

They have PUBLIC ENEMY: MEZRINE on netflix that was pretty good and its also like a documentary.

[Aaarg]

here's what i've watched in the past two days or so

vampire vs vampire - lam ching-ying fighting vampires again, count me in. the whole movie is tainted by a few shots of real bats being hurt, but if animal abuse doesn't bother you this movie is great.

police story 2 - late 80s jackie chan action flick, count me in. i have nothing bad to say about this one.

deep red - old dario argento movie, count me in. not as great as his straight horror films, but this one's definitely better than i expected. as much as i love goblin, this isn't their best score.

spooky, spooky - sammo hung produced hk horror/comedy, count me in. i don't remember much about this. it was ok. silly.

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/ERMAHGERDDUHCELLAR.jpg

Xtro - Early 80's sci-fi horror trying to cash in on the same fame that Alien cashed in on earlier, hence face raping aliens.

The Cellar - A hidden gem I found at a local store. I really like this movie a lot, I'm a real big sucker for emotionless actors, especially those who really work the eyebrows (insert Silent Nighty, Deadly Night 2). Premise, Indians embody the spirit of some evil folklore legend and use a spear as some sort of protective barrier by placing it in the ground?? Yeah, so, a kid with a bowl cut comes up and plays with the spear and shit hits the fan. Now this beast breaks lose from THE CELLAR and tries claiming bowl cuts baby brother because according to the movies logic, baby's have souls and aren't a where of it, therefore the cellar beast must tap that. Long story short, rubber and caro syrup.

[Dimnos]

On Netflix, watch Disappeared. I dont know why but that show is bad ass.

[Mad Melvin]

I went and saw the new Batman movie. It was really dumb and I regret seeing it. The script was just all over the place and I was bored. Funny, since the previous two were ok.

[kahljorn]

is there a better place to download older/criterion edition movies than thepiratebay? most of the movies i want to watch only have 1 seed and its questionable whether they have subtitles ;/

[Fathom Zero]

Speaking of Criterion, I need to rewrite my paper about the Seventh Seal. Submit that shit to a journal or something.

[Tadao]

I usually google "torrent movie title" and fin at least 3 other torrents for my samurai movies.

[kahljorn]

Speaking of Criterion, I need to rewrite my paper about the Seventh Seal. Submit that shit to a journal or something.you should be ashamed of yourself.

I usually google "torrent movie title" and fin at least 3 other torrents for my samurai movies.ive been watching mostly samurai movies :( i tried googling it but still only get places with one or two seeds that are kinda scary looking :(

what samurai movies do you like a lot? I've been watching lots of samurai movies.
Have you seen sword of doom? That movie is so cool until the last ten minutes ;/
i watched the first half of Furin Kazan last night and that movie is pretty amazing so far. It's produced by Toshiro Mifune

[Tadao]

asiatorrents.me or kat.ph are my two back up places besides piratebay.

I mostly download them for my dad. He used to watch them on the movie screen and misses the old days. Right now I'm getting him the full collection of Zatoichi. Zatoichi is a pretty awesome series if you have never seen it before. I think I got him sword of doom recently but I actually don't have any time to watch these movies :(

I have hard encode the subs before I burn them onto a dvd. I find that XviD4PSP 5 works the best. I've had problems in the past with others that would move the subtitles out of synch.

Also, there are tons of substitle sites. If I need to find one for a movie I would google this example.

subs Breaking.Bad.S05E02.Madrigal.HDTV.x264-FQM.mp4

you pretty much need the monikers of the rippper in the search ie"HDTV.x264-FQM" or you might get a differently timed sub for a different rip.

[kahljorn]

i never got into zatoichi cuz i saw the remake first, and it uses (bad)cgi for blood/fight scenes and it looked really stupid. but i just downloaded some of the original ones recently
i think i looked at asiatorrents but you need an account. maybe ill look more into that place.

SWORDOFDOOMSPOILER

sword of doom is super cool but instead of having a climax with a final battle where he fights these two dudes you expect him to fight or even at least one of them he just goes crazy and the end of the movie is him going crazy from grief/ghosts killing everyone around him and it doesn't even show him dying
it was like literally ten minutes of him swinging his sword at ghosts destroying some blinds, then some dudes see him and are like THIS GUYS SWINGIN HIS SWORD LETS GET HIM and then its ten minutes of him being crazy and killing those people >:
>:

[Tadao]

:lol sword of doom sounds like I'll have to reget it.

Yeah I stayed away from asiatorrent for the longest time, but then I got sick of them being the only game in town that had my movies so I signed up with one of my disposable emails.

I have yet to watch the Beat Takashi Zatoichi and I really don't think I ever will. I assume you have seen the Lone Wolf and Cubs yeah? Don't get Samurai Assassin as it is all 6 Lone Wolf and Cubs edited down to 2 movies with bad dubbing. :(

[kahljorn]

yea ive seen shogun assassin and lonewolf and cubs.
there's actually a lonewolf and cub tv series too and i think there might be more than six movies.
the best/worst part of lonewolf and cub is when he started using his stroller as a machinegun.

[Tadao]

Yeah, there's a whole story to how that works in the comic books.

I've been trying to collect every Kurosawa film from beginning to end. It hasn't been very easy for the earliest movies. No one seeds that stuff.

Also my dad liked the movie 47 Ronin

[Fathom Zero]

DERSU UZALA

[Aaarg]

DERSU UZALA

I love this movie like it's my favorite. Great movie.

Early Kurosawa is pretty hit-or-miss, for me. I recently watched I Live in Fear and it just wasn't what it should have been. Also, it stars young Mifune as an old man and it just doesn't work.


I thought I'd seen Sword of Doom but apparently not so now I have to.

I was thinking of Sword of the Beast apparently, a Hideo Gosha film. He made a bunch of samurai movies, but I think I've only seen the one.

The Samurai trilogy is pretty good, but also not very action-packed or whatever. Beautiful scenery and Toshiro Mifune and I'm easy to please.

[Fathom Zero]

XzR87VBlaoo

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck the color palette

[kahljorn]

47 Roninwhich one? thats a really famous (historical) story and i think theres probably like 40 million versions of it.
The Samurai trilogy is pretty good, but also not very action-packed or whatever.thats my favorite movie ever.
I love this movie like it's my favorite. Great movie.lol i still remember you talking about this


i never really liked kurosawa's samurai stuff tbh. Too much whinyness/screaming/annoying characters. His Shakespeare renditions are ok though cause they fit in with the whinyness/screaming/annoying overacting.
I've been thinking of rewatching more of his stuff to see if I'll havea better appreciation of it. But id rather watch the millions of renditions of Yojimbo than actually watch Yojimbo :\
altho i do remember liking Kagemusha more than his other stuff

[Tadao]

which one? thats a really famous (historical) story and i think theres probably like 40 million versions of it.

The one I downloaded and burned :eek

[kahljorn]

:O:O
prolly the one with mifune then

[Aaarg]

yeah kagemusha was great.

kurosawa's non-samurai stuff (like dersu uzala!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) is excellent. red beard, AS AN EXAMPLE.

dreams is a good movie, especially if you are on drugs and think it is pretty.

i think madadayo is his last movie and it's pretty good. if you like old folks, at least.

[kahljorn]

I hate dreams and that movie pretty much stands for everything i hate about Kurosawa :(
but yes it was a very pretty movie. The scene in the village where it shows the river reminds me a lot of Tarkovsky.

[Aaarg]

oh no! why? because it's slow and not much happens?

i just like it because it's pretty and sometimes that's all it takes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

also they didn't even try to veil the environmental messages in it. i think at one point somebody says "WE DID THIS TO THE EARTH AND NOW WE ARE PAYING FOR IT" or something.

[kahljorn]

is that the part where they turn into demons? yea theres that part and the one where they are all fucked from the nuclear meltdown or whatever :lol

I guess I like movies for like.. character development and drama, or at least some kind of revelation of character, and there wasn't much of that in the movie.

[Aaarg]

i think the part i'm remembering is the nuclear one. it's just a few survivors with erupting fuji-san in the background!!!!!!!!!!!!

also yeah if you're not into anthologies, i could see why you wouldn't like that one.

red beard is good though. 8)

[kahljorn]

yea i was just looking at Red Beard last night actually that one does sound really good :) I'll put it up for download.

[Tadao]

Dreams is good if you are unAmerican

[Fathom Zero]

Dreams reminds me of this. Not that they're similar or anything. They're just connected in my mind.

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Don't let the French mingle with the Japanese. They make scary and beautiful things.

[Fathom Zero]

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And on a different note, who else likes not-happy endings?

[kahljorn]

Aarg you would probably like this Furin Kazan movie. Its the first samurai movie Ive seen with a change of seasons. The winter scenes are really pretty

the only thing that sucks is that its a historical movie about a famous strategist but it skips over most of the battles.
oh and i guess there'sa tvshow of it im talking about the 1960 or so movie produced/starring Toshiro Mifune

[Tadao]

How about Kung Fu? Yeah I know it isn't as awesome as watching Japs run around flailing swords over their heads to scare off peasants, but this movie was pretty nice.

http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzA2MjcyMzE2Nl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMDUxMjQ4NA@@._ V1._SX638_SY945_.jpg

[kahljorn]

that link is broken lol

also I watched that remake of Hara-Kiri that came out last year and that movie is pretty damned amazing
and this movie called Revenge that they had on netflix was pretty good

[kahljorn]

ismy new signature too much?

[Tadao]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1425257/

Maybe this one then :eek

[kahljorn]

ah ya ive seen tht on netflix b4 ill try watching it

I really like IP Man and IP Man 2 -- especially since they are based on true stories. The second one I thought was particularly good.

[Kitsa]

That Beyond credit music sounds like some tinny Mysterious Cities of Gold shit

Also, what is it with eyeballs. People flip the fuck out over eyeballs being not-right.

[Fathom Zero]

It's implied that they're blind and have resigned themselves to being in a hellish wasteland with "all therein that may be explored."

I wrote a paper on giallo, too, which turned me onto a bunch of films I hadn't seen before. Italian pulp horror rules something fierce. Peoples getting murdered left and right.

[kahljorn]

that dude looked pretty terrified for someone resigned to their fate

i guess he could just be in awe.

also id think its an allusion to dante's inferno but im not a very abstract thinker

[King Hadas]

I thought it was a Lovecraftian thing. They saw something they couldn't unsee and now they're changed forever (goldeyes). To be honest though I don't think they put much thought into these thing. Lucio or whatever his name is probably just thought it would look cool.

[Fathom Zero]

Also a good point. Vision is important to the plot of the movie, with the big baddie being an old painter. They'd been thrown into the nightmarescape he was painting earlier in the movie.

Freaky eyes is a good visual cue that something warped went on in someone's head, even almost ending up hacky here. But I thought the set, the acting, and the score during the finale just made the whole thing beautiful.

Mario and Lamberto Bava's movies are my favorites, though. Argento can feel too artsy if someone's not up for that type of movie. But Demons is one of my favorite movies of all time. Excellent visuals and makeup, along with a plot that doesn't pull punches. EVERYONE IN THIS THEATER MUST DIE.

ESPECIALLY THE BADASS PIMP.

[Fathom Zero]

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Parajanov was also important to me.

[kahljorn]

I thought it was a Lovecraftian thing. They saw something they couldn't unsee and now they're changed forever (goldeyes).yea thats the other thing i was thinking. Kinda like in the one lovecraft movie where the thing grows out of his head and he basically starts seeing with his 3rdeye.

I'd really go for the Dante thing though, "Into the blind world we now descend." Isn't the director Italian?

[Fathom Zero]

Very much so. Italian horror and horror literature is a very distinct thing, reaching wayyyyyyy back, especially to Dante.

[Kitsa]

I would go for Dante over Lovecraft. I guess it's more the timing of weirdeyes than anything. This was one of those instances that felt like a grand, sweeping directorial gesture..."and now...weirdeyes."

As opposed to, say, Event Horizon, that might as well have been renamed "Surprise, No Eyeballs!"

[Fathom Zero]

SAM NEILL

[All Hail Duke]

vampires-one of if not the last good carpenter movie

[Babs]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v424/LifeInMono/movay.jpg

Treating myself to two of my favorite movies today, Tenebrae and Tourist Trap, on the best format ever, VHS.

By the way Fathom, I watched a good half hour of the video you posted entitled "Color of Pomegranates" and it really reminded me of Jiri Barta, with the exception that Barta mainly does stop motion instead.

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[Fathom Zero]

Neato.

[Aaarg]

yeah jiri barta makes awesome short films.

also demons is fucking excellent. i don't like giallos as much as i like italian supernatural horror filmz.

dario argento's very hit-or-miss-and-mostly-miss, but i recently re-watched phenomena and it's totally cool except the chimp and i feel like i already posted here.

kalhlrjkorn i will have to check out that movie because of the cover:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-lo9xTVPoTi4/TsmvdDHZgtI/AAAAAAAAJmk/mxmCjxFiDTQ/s288/SamBanners.jpg

also kung fu movies are great too

[Aaarg]

dblpost

[Kitsa]

I've been trying to rewatch tourist trap forfuckingever

[Tadao]

also kung fu movies are great too

I'm downloading a Shaw Brothers collection right now.

[Aaarg]

oooh, what's included?

not that it matters as they're probably all great

hopefully it includes some of their horror films, like black magic and the boxer's omen. COOL.

[Tadao]

Battle Wizard [1977]
Black Magic [1975]
Brave Archer And His Mate [1982]
Brothers Five [1970]
Holy Flame of the Martial World [1983]
Journey of the Doomed [1985]
The Duel of the Century [1981]
The Heroic Ones [1970]
The Killer Snakes [1975]
Two Champions of Shaolin [1981]

[Babs]

I've been trying to rewatch tourist trap forfuckingever

I actually have a copy of Tourist Trap on VHS if you would like it. Dust off the VCR and there you go.

[Kitsa]

Gonna try to get it on DVD- don't trust my VHS, ever since it chewed up some family movies a couple years back. Thanks, though.

[Dimnos]

It belongs in a museum!

[All Hail Duke]

the fog

hadn't seen it before, pretty solid

[kahljorn]

which one?
while i like most of the john carpenter one i think i actually like the ending of the remake better

[King Hadas]

Mont Python: Life of Brian

You know I probably see at least one dick a day from watching porn but for some reason I'm always shocked when I see one in an actual movie.

[All Hail Duke]

which one?


the carpenter one

[Kitsa]

Style of the carpenter one was better, ending of the new one was better (if a hell of a lot darker).

[Aaarg]

i recently watched the fog for the first time too

maybe i should watch the remake. the ending of that movie sucked.

overall it was kind of a let-down. build suspense, build suspense, build suspense, ghost pirates, the end.

however now i regularly tell my girlfriend to bring me a stomach pounder and a coke.

[Tadao]

I try to watch the fog, but it's always at night and I fall asleep. I get about 20 minutes in.

Also I like to sleep to 2001 space odessy

[Krythor]

The Fog stinks. Isn't the new Fog based on the Stephen King story though? Not the Carpenter film? I remember that King story and the collection it's from being really good.

[Fathom Zero]

It's called The Mist and there was also a Fog remake. Two different movies.

[Kitsa]

I remember The Fog being a novella too, though. Just a non-King one.

[kahljorn]

it too bad you can't somehow combine the non-annoying modern teenager bullshit of the carpenter one with the storyline and double climax of the second one

[All Hail Duke]

cannibal the musical


the fuck was that?

[Aaarg]

cat o'nine tails - i love argento but i don't really like giallos and in this case my dislike of the giallo overshadows my like of argento.
stir crazy - bad comedy from the 80s? count me in. dumb movie. duh.
fallen - pretty good. pretty stupid, but pretty good. i like denzel washington. i like demons.
the video dead - crappo.

[k0k0]

I saw the Hungry Games. I think the best part about the movie was calling it the Hungry Games and having people correct me while I still call it that. It has a good premise, mainly because it's based on a good book. But the movie itself, while interesting, just doesn't deliver. In the run up to 'the games', it was said that a lot of people participating die of starvation or dehydration. Nobody is even remotely hungry in this movie. I watch a movie called the hungry games so that I can see hungry people.

[kahljorn]

but they were hungry to survive

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

The mist movie(with Tom Jane?) is fucking awesome.

Watched the kids are alright and loved the shit out of it.

[k0k0]

Tom Jane just wants his kids back.

http://i.imgur.com/hlnj7.jpg

[All Hail Duke]

fright night remake-what a fuckin' stupid piece of shit

[Aaarg]

yeah no joke

jk i haven't seen it

seen enough to know it's crap

the title and year

[darkvare]

i watched the expendables 2 silly and awesome violence all around and even chuck norris facts thrown here and there

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I want to see expendables 2 fucking real bad

[Kitsa]

1) The only way to watch Cannibal! The Musical is with director commentary.

2) I ended up buying Hunger Games, despite hating it, because of a ridiculously good coupon chain deal I had going that basically meant I got a cart of free stuff for buying it. I thought my mom would want to watch it. I ended up watching it again and I'm still pissed at it. I still don't see how a hollywood screenwriter never heard of Battle Royale, The Lottery, etc etc etc. It's a very pretty movie, though.

[Tadao]

I liked the whole fire thing, also I was suprised that they didn't advertise Woody Harlson being in the movie.

[Dimnos]

1) The only way to watch Cannibal! The Musical is with director commentary.

2) I ended up buying Hunger Games, despite hating it, because of a ridiculously good coupon chain deal I had going that basically meant I got a cart of free stuff for buying it. I thought my mom would want to watch it. I ended up watching it again and I'm still pissed at it. I still don't see how a hollywood screenwriter never heard of Battle Royale, The Lottery, etc etc etc. It's a very pretty movie, though.

Are you not required to read the lottery in high school or something?

[Fathom Zero]

We didn't have to read that, but other kids did. We had to read the motherfucking Giver. The most boring book ever written.

[kahljorn]

someday ill be a writer and i will successfully plagiarise by feigning ignorance

[dextire]

I want to see expendables 2 fucking real bad
Go see it. It's even better than the first one.

Watched the Troll 2 documentary. It was pretty entertaining.
I loved that after 20 years the director still seemed to have no idea that he made a bad movie. :halloween2

[Ex Leper]

Watched the Troll 2 documentary. It was pretty entertaining.
I loved that after 20 years the director still seemed to have no idea that he made a bad movie. :halloween2

I felt sorry for most of them, they seemed miserable

[Kitsa]

I don't think it was on our required reading list, no, but I read it. Basically I read my textbook as soon as I got it and then did whatever the fuck I wanted for the rest of the year, including reading other stuff. Matter of fact, I was loaning my teachers books, and some I never got back :(

I think it's highly, HIGHLY unlikely that a hollywood screenwriter would be ignorant of the hunger games base story. It goes all the way back to the fucking Minotaur and it probably existed even before that.

[Aaarg]

yeah we read the lottery in grade 9, also lord of the flies. wtf the giver we had to read that in like 7th grade son!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

movies
DOG SOLDIERS (again) because my girlfriend had never seen it. yay dumb werewolf movies.
HUMAN LANTERNS had so much potential (awesome sets, costumes, etc.) but was pretty boring

[Tadao]

I watched BR with the wife last night because she had never seen it. It's pretty dated, but she enjoyed it. I also downloaded BR2 and am scared to watch it.

[Kitsa]

BR2 is a big suckfest. Not surprisingly, it has a lot in common (hmm) with the book-sequels to HG. The "winners" escape to a foreign land to plot the overthrow of the system. Meanwhile, a "second" BR/HG takes place that is slightly less organized, slightly more disjointed, and way more easily bringdownable.

Watch for the teacher, who reminds me of Steven Seagal for some reason, the incredibly shitty CGI deaths and Nanahara's increasingly bizarre hair.

[Kitsa]

Here's a pretty good synopsis (http://www.mandiapple.com/snowblood/battleroyale2.htm).

[Tadao]

I'll read that after I watch it :eek

[Kitsa]

About the same as when I read a horoscope after a particularly shitty day.

[darkvare]

i watched the dictator it's ok and i'm happy to see anna farris on anything

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

i watched the dictator it's ok and i'm happy to see anna farris on anything

rGLhMYol-QQ

~ {related this is what is what like after 52 days} ~

[Kitsa]

Winter's Bone. Otherwise known as "Where the Lilies Bloom, But With Meth".

[Aaarg]

BLACK SHEEP
surprisingly awesome eco-horror from a few years ago. killer sheep. puppets and latex instead of cgi. yesssssss.

THE VANISHING OF THE BEES
shitty documentary from a few years ago.

[Kitsa]

See, now the bee thing I don't get. Everyone says that the bees are vanishing, but being severely allergic to the fuckers I have a stake in observing them, and I can tell you with utter certainty that they have been EVERYWHERE the past few years. I said something before about taking photos of a sculpture park for a website and being trapped in a meadow swarming with honeybees. There are more honeybees...not yellowjackets, not bumblebees, not wood bees, HONEYBEES...in my yard than ever before. They run the butterflies off my butterfly bushes and the three big spiderwebs I brought down yesterday had two or three honeybees in them apiece. So maybe this virus-parasite-whatever just paved the way for a new race of superbees or something, because they sure aren't scarce around here.

[Aaarg]

maybe your neighbors were encouraged to start keeping some hives. or maybe it's not colony collapse, they're just all moving to ohio. that's pretty weird. i don't pay too much attention to flying things other than bats, to be honest.

all the documentary really did is make me want honey.

[replicant]

Toast
A coming-of-age/coming out story adapted from the "memoir by British food writer, journalist and TV host Nigel Slater, the title refers to Slater's kitchen-challenged mother's one foolproof recipe; the go-to dish that regularly followed her home-cooked disasters, which were often of the boiled-in-their-own-can variety." Takes place in 1960s Britain and features fantastic music selections. It's a hearty period piece that tackles family dynamics, a new parent, competition, personal success, etc. I am not going to say that it's epic film work, but it was slightly odd, at times voluminous and at times solemn and detached. I don't feel my time was wasted after watching it. So, I consider it fine.

[dextire]

C.H.U.D. II: Bud the C.H.U.D.
I found a movie pack with a few hard to find movies on it for dirt cheap.

I've been keeping a look out for Ghoulies 3 for a while now.

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/8moviespack.jpg

[Aaarg]

ginger snaps was a lot better than i expected.

[Tadao]

Ok, so last night I finally gave Rise of the Planet of the Apes a chance and found that it was actually a good movie. WTF haven't I watched the new Planet of the Apes then.

Ok, so I'm almost done with the new Planet of the Apes and holy shit what a crap fest. The only way this movie could have been any worse is if Tim Buton cast Johnny Depp to be a half ape/human.

I hope the new movies follow along with Rise.

[Fathom Zero]

ginger snaps was a lot better than i expected.

Ginger Snaps is pretty goddamn good.

[Tadao]

GO DAMIT I just saw the end of Burtons apes.

Can anyone explain to me why earth is apeish. Why would they be driving black and white cop cars and the city look exactly the same. Wouldn't monkeys make thing that worked beter for monkeys. Stupid tim burton can go to hell

[kahljorn]

the only differences is there's monkey bars instead of stairs inside of buildings

[Aaarg]

dude that sounds awesome i want to live in monkey world

[Tadao]

Except that was the thing that actually visually bugged me most. Nevermiond the cars and President Ape Lincoln. The stairs leading up to the memorial were exactly the same as in real life. Every one know monkey walk like a bitch after their first anal penetration. I wanted to write about the stairs, but then I thought "What would monkeys build instead) and then I thought (Monkeys wouldn't even have an Ape Lincoln memorial that looked exactly like ours with black and whhite cop cars and flash cameras.

:(

[k0k0]

Monkeys would have cargo nets rather than stairs. Or maybe ropes.

[kahljorn]

they have to have stairs outside the buildings because it is more architecturally sound. just cause they're monkeys doesn't mean they don't know whats beautiful

[kahljorn]

you racist fucks >:

[kahljorn]

also i watched this movie called phonebooth cause it was on tv and i was like whats gonna happen in this movie.

fuck that movie
altho i wouldn't be surprised if it was a relatively successful movie because it basically had one scene.

i aint even gonna spoil this shit a pizza dude guy dies
now you dont have to watch the movie
also apparently the villain in the movie is the same guy from saw its like saw the younger years

[Dimnos]

So its dumb?


Ape world was dumb too. Who the fuck did Ape Lincoln free? The really black apes? :rolleyes Any why would he be sitting in a chair like that? In a suite? Come on! There would have been more trees in ape DC. Them bitches would have been swinging from vines to come arrest his ass. All and all, there needed to be more shit flinging.

[Kitsa]

Stupid tim burton can go to hell

I think this all the time as is so perhaps I should avoid this movie

I'm sick so I'm hanging out watching Eyes of the Mothman, which is excellent but so gd long.

[Tadao]

AND NOT THE FUN KIND OF TIM BURTON HELL WHERE WACKY CREATURES PLAY SILLY JOKES ON YOU

[k0k0]

I finally got around to catching the first expendables. Jet Li was so underused. They made him seem like a greedy asian who needed help with every fight he was in. Anyways, the rest of it wasn't that great. It was worth the watch, but I don't get why everyone says it's awesome.

[kahljorn]

didnt je tli say after fearless tho that that was going to be his last martial arts film?

[Tadao]

Yeah, but I think he meant Chinese style martial arts film. He's all about the Hollywood money now.

[Dimnos]

I liked Lundagrind. He should have killed Li. :\

[Aaarg]

all i know about phone booth is that larry cohen wrote it and larry cohen was great for a very short period of time and 2000-whatever is well past that period

also yeah tim burton is super disappointing

i remember being 15 and closet-goth and loving tim burton and then he did the apes movie and i was like "damn why would he make something as lame as that?" and then he did big fish and i was like ":\" and then every movie that followed became more dreadful than the previous one

[Aaarg]

did you guys see his sweeny todd????????????????? fucking BALLS. what about alice in wonderland???????????????????? ha ha ha ha ha ha SHITBALLS. charlie and the chocolate factory???????????????????? more like charlie and the fuck-you-former-fans.

[Kitsa]

idk, I was really just never that into Tim Burton stuff. Helena Bonham-Carter is sometimes acceptable.

[Aaarg]

not even b-juice? that movie's a classic. also, michael keaton.


CARBON COPY -
denzel washington's first movie, in which he plays the surpriiiiiiiise illegitimate son of some rich old white executive. it seems like they were trying to make a sidney poitier out of him, but instead of being successful satire on race relations (guess who's coming to dinner), it's just tacky and racist.

[Kitsa]

Bjuice is okay, but then it's all wrapped up in that "do I just think it's ok because it was a major part in American childhoods of that era" thing. I've still got some Bjuice burger king or happy meal toys somewhere from the cartoon version.

I made the commitment to watch Eyes of the Mothman at least once over the weekend since it's the Mothman Festival and I can't get there. Like I said earlier, it's really good but really, really long. Also, the editing is kind of weird in that there are abnormally long, dark pauses between segments. A couple of times I thought my laptop had gone to sleep on me before I remembered.

One of the "paranormal investigator" ladies is...I think...married to some guy who runs the TV station there iirc. It's also weird to see in a movie places that I have been. I look at the oak tree behind Cornstalk's grave and think, "my daughter took an acorn home from that tree." No cinematic curse followed us home on that one, btw. I planted the acorn because I was hoping it would grow, but it developed one of those little round worm-holes and shriveled up, producing nothing. I watched it for a while and then chucked it over the fence. We're no more or less cursed than usual.

[Kitsa]

...if this had been a movie, that would have meant that Mothman followed us back home and Shawnee spirits would start haunting the shit out of us until I made a frenzied trip back to WV to return the acorn.

[Tadao]

I liked Nightmare before Christmas. Corpse Bride was lame. I have high hopes for this new one because it feels right to be let down by him.

[Aaarg]

i don't remember which mothman documentary i watched. unless there is just the one. if so, that one. also the awful richard gere movie. twice, somehow.

[dextire]

All Night Halloween Party. It's a collection of PD cartoons, stop motion animations, and old horror movie trailers.
It's pretty good, and the DVD cover is awesome. :halloween2


http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/halloween-party-dvd.jpg

[Kitsa]

i don't remember which mothman documentary i watched. unless there is just the one. if so, that one. also the awful richard gere movie. twice, somehow.

idk if there's more than one, but if it was very long, started with Cornstalk being murdered and ended with the bridge collapse and the Mothman Festival, and had long pauses between segments and a little fluttery moth animation by the people's names, then yeah, it was Eyes of the Mothman.

I don't know how the hell you managed to sit through the Richard Gere movie more than once.

[Aaarg]

the first time, i was sick! the second time, somebody else wanted to watch it!

also ok must've been that one!

[Kitsa]

Yeah, but it's like making a movie about unicorns based on a horse, it has little if anything to do with Point Pleasant in general and Mothman in particular- I think he just shows up as some red lights when they're driving or something, and Indrid Cold was a prank caller or some shit

[Aaarg]

and if that weren't bad enough, richard gere!

i remember having an immediate WTF-moment as the movie opens with washington post reporter richard gere ends up in west virginia mysteriously, because keel (it was john keel, right?) was a paranormal researcher/journalist who went there to investigate. this movie hasn't been on for three minutes and it's already way off.

[Kitsa]

yeah, about 99% of it I was like "fuck this movie", only thing that got to me at the end was after the bridge collapse with all of the headlights shining up through the water, because it probably did look somewhat like that- that was profoundly creepy to me and I didn't want to see it again.

[Aaarg]

i somewhat frequently dream about being in a car that's sinking in the water. fair enough.


i just finished re-watching life in the undergrowth and it's wonderful. we watched it out of sequence which sucked because the last episode was about flying insects - the least interesting episode of them all.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

I've also just recently watched every movie this page has too. what the fuck.

Possession(the new one) was decent. Some real bad editing but Matisyahu fucking saves the day.

[Ex Leper]

Trick Or Treat (1986) - Soon to be added to my "Watch Every Halloween Season" list.

[Aaarg]

long weekend -
booooooring crap. fuckin aussies

[Geggy]

DOES ROOTING FOR FRANK IN "GOD BLESS AMERICA" MAKE ME AN ASSHOLE

[Nick]

I saw ParaNorman back when it came out. Absolutely loved it.

[WhiteRoseBrian]

Mother and I went to see the new 3D conversion of Finding Nemo. I also plan on taking my friend Jason to Hotel Transylvania--the previews seemed awfully generic, but I soon learned that it's directed by the respected Genndy Tartakovsky and thus has potential to be above-average. Mother may come along.

[Aaarg]

i finally saw the thing and will keep my opinions to myself because everybody seems to love the movie.

also mr nice guy. jackie chan's great. this one's mostly boring, but then it gets better.

[Tadao]

Which THE THING?

[Mad Melvin]

Moonrise Kingdom

This confirms it. I don't really like Wes Anderson movies all that much.

[Kitsa]

King Corn. I can't pinpoint the moment I started getting tired of it, but I definitely ended up there.

I think my tolerance for "arrogant hipster prats from the big city go enlighten hapless yokels" films is about at capacity. I was never a fan of HFCS but I object to the method.

[Kitsa]

Bride Flight. Post-WW2 Dutch women traveling to New Zealand to start a new life. One is a Holocaust survivor.

It was okay. Much more sentimental than my usual selection- mostly because it was my mom's choice. This made it awkward when a male character was all "tits or GTFO" to one of the women and an agonizingly long, multipositional, oral-heavy sex scene ensued. That is just not fun to watch with your parents.

[Aaarg]

yeah king corn was bullshit fuck that movie and those douchebag trust fund kids who made it

also tadao the one from the 70s DUH

[Aaarg]

EXCUSE ME THE 80S PUB-LOBER

[Tadao]

Well please explain a little. I know you're dying to. Know one cares about each other opinions, so please tell me why an 80's movie disappointing you in 2012.

[Aaarg]

because that's newer than most of my favorite movies? i don't know what the age has anything to do with, i didn't even know how old this one was. i assumed 70s because that's when horror was alive and well.

it was more the lack of plot and also aliens are boring as f*kc

[Tadao]

Hey hey now bro, don't get all crazy on me.

I just want to know why you were disappointed by a movie that was made 30 or more years ago.

You say it's because of plot and aliens, but what is wrong with the plot? How is it lacking? I'm sure you find the movie Alien horrible based on your 14 word synopsis.

[Fathom Zero]

Alien is one of the greatest movies of all time. I'll cut a bitch.

[k0k0]

I finished watching Super Mario Brothers the movie. It was pretty bad but not as bad as I remembered it being when I was little.

[Zomboid]

The Thing is damn-near flawless. FUCK Y'ALL!

[Dimnos]

I even liked the old 50s one >:

[Dimnos]

And to a lesser extent the newer new one.

[Aaarg]

jesus fuck forget i said anything

the thing was the best movie of all time

i just don't like horror movies that take themselves so seriously.

[Tadao]

Like Alien

[Kitsa]

I heard House at the End of the Street is basically The Grudge, and fuck that shit, it's already been Americanized once. Twice? Three times.

Not seeing it. I'll wait for moviespoiler.com

Edit: Ok, having just read the spoiler, the person who said it was like The Grudge is apparently an idiot and it is not at all like The Grudge, but it still seems unappealingly long and boring so I'll still skip it.

[Zomboid]

jesus fuck forget i said anything

the thing was the best movie of all time

i just don't like horror movies that take themselves so seriously.
Yeah, let's just forget that the purpose of most horror movies is to frighten. Idiot.

[dextire]

I watched Chopping Mall today. I forgot how great that movie is.
They got Paul Bartel and Mary Woronov just to be Paul and Mary Bland at the very beginning and then disappear for the rest of the movie. :lol

I also got a shipment in today:

http://i678.photobucket.com/albums/vv150/dextire/Imock%20misc/halloweenIII-bluray-poster.jpg

:halloween2

[Aaarg]

Yeah, let's just forget that the purpose of most horror movies is to frighten. Idiot.

suck

my

dick

the purpose of all movies is to entertain

[Kitsa]

Jump scares have gotten way the fuck out of control recently

[Tadao]

suck

my

dick

the purpose of all movies is to entertain

Yeah so your idea would be to cast the movie with John Candy instead of Kurt Russell. :rolleyes

[Aaarg]

i'd prefer bobby rhodes personally

[Tadao]

And when they hit someone with a flamethrower they make a Warner Brothers cartoon scrambling noise.

[Dimnos]

I didnt realize serious and entertaining were mutually exclusive. :(

[Tadao]

SO I WAS WATCHING THE MOVIE PREDATOR TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME AND I CAN'T STAND THE LACK OF PLOT AND ALSO IT HAD A FUCKING ALIEN IN IT. WHAT A STUPID MOVIE.

[Kitsa]

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

The Hausu story is making me want to drag out my copy and make Mr Kitsa sit through it.

[Tadao]

I JUST WATCHED AKIRA KUROSAWA'S MOVIE SEVEN SAMURAI AND HATED IT. I HATE JAPANESE MOVIES THAT TAKE THEMSELVES TOO SERIOUSLY, ALSO IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY TENTACLE RAPE.

[Aaarg]

the thing sucks and fuck you.

[Tadao]

I still think you owe an explanation on what is lacking in the plot.

[Fathom Zero]

I'M NOT GONNA DEBATE YOU, JERRY

[Aaarg]

why do i owe an explanation for anything? read any post of mine in this thread and i'm talking about how disappointing movie X is. get off my back.

there's an alien in antarctica and it takes on the form of that which it kills/infects. that's the entire plot. add kurt shitty russell and wilford internet-meme brimley and millions of obsessive fans aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the thing in a nutshell.

also akira kurosawa never did any horror movies and he's my favorite filmmaker. suck it.

[Fathom Zero]

I WANT COMPLETE SECURITY. HECK, FDIC. I DON'T SEE NOTHING LIKE THAT HERE.

[Tadao]

why do i owe an explanation for anything? read any post of mine in this thread and i'm talking about how disappointing movie X is. get off my back.

I'm sorry, I considered you a respectable member of our community with rational thought. Should we treat you like GW?

there's an alien in antarctica and it takes on the form of that which it kills/infects. that's the entire plot.

You are saying that more is better? How would you improve on this story? Did it need some kind of M. Night Shyamalan twist at the end? Kurosawa movies have one plot by that standard.

add kurt shitty russell and wilford internet-meme brimley and millions of obsessive fans aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's the thing in a nutshell.

So the director said to himself "I'm going to cast Russell and Brimley because 20 years from now people are going to do this thing on the internet that will catch on among hipsters!"

Seriously dude, are you really just going to bubble every movie from the past into HIPSTERS LOVE IT SO I CAN'T?

also akira kurosawa never did any horror movies and he's my favorite filmmaker. suck it.

I never said he did. I said

I JUST WATCHED AKIRA KUROSAWA'S MOVIE SEVEN SAMURAI AND HATED IT. I HATE JAPANESE MOVIES THAT TAKE THEMSELVES TOO SERIOUSLY, ALSO IT DIDN'T HAVE ANY TENTACLE RAPE.

Also Kurosawa used Yurei several times in his movies which (BACK THEN) was terrifying to the Japanese people. HOW DARE HE!

I don't care if you like the Thing or not. What I do care about is that you frequently talk shit about movies here and never back it up with a reasonable explanation.

[Tadao]

SEVEN SAMURAI'S PLOT ONLY CONSISTED OF SEVEN SAMURAI AND A TOWN OF OPPRESSED PEOPLE. NOTHING ELSE PEOPLE. THIS MOVIE SUCKED.

[Aaarg]

why do you care that i frequently talk shit about movies and whether or not i decide to back that up with objective fact? seriously, i don't put that much thought into movies. sometimes i watch a movie and i like it and sometimes i watch a movie and i don't like it.

[Zomboid]

So...you're a character from Idiocracy, then? Wait, no, they knew what they liked and disliked. Your reasons seem entirely nonexistent, arbitrary, or just fucking stupid (WILFORD BRIMLEY BECAME A MEME!).

[Tadao]

why do you care that i frequently talk shit about movies and whether or not i decide to back that up with objective fact? seriously, i don't put that much thought into movies. sometimes i watch a movie and i like it and sometimes i watch a movie and i don't like it.


:lol

[Aaarg]

die hard sucks too

fuck y'all

[Tadao]

Yeah I agree, Die hard 3 was better because they put Joe Pesci in it and crammed it with so much plot that it had the power of 18 classic science fiction horror movies.

[Fathom Zero]

aren't you thinking of lethal weapon

and fuck you, Die Hard is the greatest movie ever made

[Zomboid]

It was Lethal Weapon 4 that had Pesci, I think. Right? That was the only one that I saw, aside from the first one.

Actually, I remember him not being a new character so much as a "Oh, hi again!" type.

[Dimnos]

Pesci was in all but the first Lethal Weapon movies. And what the fuck is wrong with Kurt Russell? Dude was bad ass in Overboard.

[Tadao]

LETHAL WEAPON, DIE HARD, IT'S ALL THE SAME

:lol

[Mad Melvin]

I saw the first Ghost Rider on TV last night. There was nothing else on and I was too lazy to change the channel anyway, so I watched it. God forgive me, I watched it. Everything about it was awful and I felt embarrassed and dirty afterwards.

[Dimnos]

Sam Eliotts voice is rich and creamy even coming from a pile of shit.

[All Hail Duke]

trainspotting-it was ok i guess

[Dimnos]

Best part of any movie is when he shoots that dog in the ass. :lol

[Aaarg]

breakfast at tiffany's - crap, racist, sexist, boring, shit.
rare exports - great.
fist of legend (jet li) - great.

[Mad Melvin]

Some Guy Who Kills People

Great title and suprisingly, a pretty good movie too. It's basically a cliched family movie about a 11-year old girl getting to know his dad she never met before. Both teach each other some valuable life lessons and so on. We've all seen the story a hundred times before, but this time there is some gore, a couple of plot twists, interesting characters and good dialogue. Very entertaining.

[kahljorn]

an 11 year old girl getting to know his dad she never met before?

i dunno who is more confused me or this girl

[Aaarg]

kahlsjorn follow allong:
the girl is 11 and him have a father who she doesn't met before. they meet each other and she is a killer, so the kid doesn't wants to have to live with the struggle of having her dad be the murderer she is.

[Mad Melvin]

Getting to know HER dad. MY MISTAKE SORRY GUYS HOW EMBARRASSING

[Tadao]

:lol I didn't notice that, I thought Aaarg was loosing it and I was going to harass him for it.

[Aaarg]

loose this *crotchgrab*

[WhiteRat]

In the spirit of Hallow's Eve I saw the Frighteners last night. Underrated.

[dextire]

The Frighteners is a great movie.

Watched "Santo in the Wax Museum" for the first time ever. I loved how the women would faint at the mere sight of one of the bad guy's henchmen. Also two henchmen means at least a ten minute fight for Santo. And if he takes a knife to the shoulder, it's nighty night.

But my favorite moment had nothing to do with Santo, the insanely slow wax tubes, or the group of werewolf-zombies.
Nope, it's when Dr. Karol (main bad guy) has the secondary character chained up. Does he sucker punch him in the gut? Pull out a weapon? Headbutt him?
http://i49.tinypic.com/2gy29vb.jpg
:lol

[darkvare]

i'm almost done with collecting every santo and blue demon movies even got some huracan ramirez ones too

[Aaarg]

sister street fighter
sleeper

[Cybernetic]

Watched Slither for the first time last night, not bad, good "80s cheese" feel.

[All Hail Duke]

bram stoker's dracula

still a solid movie, but keanu reeves and wino forever just fucking suck in it

[Aaarg]

dude everybody was bad in that movie, including tom waits. i don't remember cary ewles in the movie but he was probably ok.