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Aug 30th, 2003 01:10 PM
Esuohlim I know that it will FAG some of you to give my any feeling of FUCK satisfaction, but there are ASS people I want to BITCH or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you CUNT me, I'd appreciate it if you let me DICK. Try to DAMN your PUSSY too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a(n) COCK phrase like "I hate you more than being ****** by a HELL" QUEER with BASTARD sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't WHORE me here in an attempt to PENIS me and ruin the spirit of this SHIT, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.


LOL SWEAR WORDS
Aug 30th, 2003 10:05 AM
Ninjavenom I know that it will exhume some of you to give my any feeling of pungent satisfaction, but there are malodorous people I want to eviscerate or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you masticate me, I'd appreciate it if you let me coagulate. Try to flay your cadaver too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a(n) putrescent phrase like "I hate you more than being bastardized by a 10.8337" hearse with vomitoids sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't eviscerate me here in an attempt to execute me and ruin the spirit of this clown's ass, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.
Aug 30th, 2003 06:14 AM
Carnivore Good shit. Good shit indeed. Make another one out of this past rant of mine later.

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Originally Posted by Carnivore
I'm condescending and a bit of an elitist. I don't deny this. I make distinctions between Mockers and people who merely post on the I-Mockery boards. I hold everyone to the same standards. Some make the grade, many do not. The degree of my condescension varies with the amount of idiotic crap on the boards. The greater the volume of idiocy and dumbassedness, the shorter my temper. The type of imbecile for which I have the least amount of patience is the type that thinks it's funny to get a rise out of a Mocker. There's nothing funny about acting like an ass and pissing someone off. There's no talent involved in that. It's no better than flooding. It's absolutely childish. Yet so many damned fools around here continue to do it. They're like fucking abused creatures that keep coming back for another beating. Whether the reason is masochism, immaturity, or being too stupid to realize they're making a mockery of themselves, it's just pure stupidity.
Aug 30th, 2003 05:08 AM
Les Waste JESUS CHRIST, IT'S LIKE NOBODY HERE HAS EVER DONE A MAD LIB BEFORE


"A POST BY CARNIVORE"

I know that it will FART some of you to give my any feeling of GAY satisfaction, but there are STUPID people I want to SODOMIZE or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you SODOMIZE me, I'd appreciate it if you let me VOMIT. Try to POOP your PENIS too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a(n) QUEER phrase like "I hate you more than being HUMPED by a 69" ASS with TESTICLES sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't SODOMIZE me here in an attempt to MASTURBATE me and ruin the spirit of this BUTT, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.
Aug 30th, 2003 04:56 AM
FS
Re: Seriously

"A POST BY CARNIVORE"

I know that it will screw some of you to give my any feeling of felching satisfaction, but there are moist people I want to assault or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you assault me, I'd appreciate it if you let me explode. Try to violate your copraphage too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a(n) dripping phrase like "I hate you more than being celebrated by a 10" ovulation with excretions sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't assault me here in an attempt to excrete me and ruin the spirit of this excretion, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.
Aug 30th, 2003 03:20 AM
TeRRaNuSER no it wasnt.
Aug 30th, 2003 03:17 AM
The_Rorschach I know that it will please some of you to give me any feeling of miniscule satisfaction, but there are happy/shiny people I want to cripple or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you walk me, I'd appreciate it if you let me jog. Try to iron your dress too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a flowerful phrase like "I hate you more than being fondled by a 10" man with warts sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't love me here in an attempt to seduce me and ruin the spirit of this wedding, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.

Chojins was better
Aug 30th, 2003 03:07 AM
Les Waste ZING!!
Aug 30th, 2003 02:59 AM
TeRRaNuSER HERE IS AN EXAMPLE FROM TERRANUSER (UNWITTINGLY LOL)

"A POST BY TERRANUSER"

STFU CHOJIN
Aug 30th, 2003 02:54 AM
Anonymous HERE IS AN EXAMPLE FROM JIXBY (UNWITTINGLY LOL)

"A POST BY CARNIVORE"

I know that it will fuck some of you to give my any feeling of gay satisfaction, but there are 3-year-old people I want to stab or, at least, have really dislike me, so if you stab me, I'd appreciate it if you let me fart. Try to lick your baby too, if you could. You could rate it on a scale from one to ten, or quantify it with a(n) coquettish phrase like "I hate you more than being barfed by a million-inch religion with ******s sticking out of it."

If anyone should feel the need to say they don't stab me here in an attempt to bitch me and ruin the spirit of this dirt bike, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.
Aug 30th, 2003 02:24 AM
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If anyone should feel the need to say they don't __4__ me here in an attempt to __13__ me and ruin the spirit of this __14__, go ahead. I'm in too good a mood to let it bother me.
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