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Sep 29th, 2003 12:48 AM
Snatchtastic
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Thats still scary about the secret government agent old people that have flesh of old ladies on thier faces.
Sep 28th, 2003 09:41 PM
klownboy
yeah

i agree, shoot every one who sucks at driving!
Sep 28th, 2003 08:18 PM
Rez
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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
So how about them elderly drivers, huh?
Sep 28th, 2003 08:13 PM
Anonymous So how about them elderly drivers, huh?
Sep 28th, 2003 08:04 PM
Rez FUCK (MOST OF) YOU ALL

this shit, i can't stand. old people have been through more crap than you have. they've been through wars, depression, hunger, and they still have just as many things to worry about as you do, even if they're not the same. they dont NEED assholes like you hassling them because you think they smell funny, they dont NEED retards to shout at them to get out of the way because you want to fucking drag race like in that dickhead mtv video. if nothing else, they deserve respect, because they've had it harder than you have times 10, and you're a measly fucking brat who's proud of the fact that they're "cynical."

you might think i'm a hypocrite for finding mradventures "oldsies" hilarious, but he doesnt take ANYTHING seriously. and you're just begging to be seen as funny, which adds on to your overall pathetic appearance.

in short: FUCK YOU.

Sep 28th, 2003 07:08 PM
klownboy
BLOODY

IT ENDED IN YOU ASS... PILLS... WEED...
Sep 28th, 2003 07:06 PM
Professor Cool Can somebody pinpoint where the sarcasm ended?
Sep 28th, 2003 06:56 PM
klownboy
YAAAA!!!!

YOU HAVE SOME MAGICAL POWER TO MAKE ME FELL BETTER... [snif] I LOVE YOU!!
Sep 28th, 2003 12:23 PM
Geggy NO! PLEASE DON'T HATE YOUR LIFE! I WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER FOR YOU WITH COTTON CANDY AND ELEPHANTS! THINK HAPPY THOUGHTS! DON'T LET THE CRUEL WORLD FULL OF MOJO'S CLONES LET YOU DOWN!
Sep 28th, 2003 12:11 PM
klownboy
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

DAMNIT!! SO WELL NVER GET TO SEE EACH OTHER?
I HATE MY LIFE!!
Sep 28th, 2003 12:08 PM
Geggy OOH WOW! YOU LIVE SO FAR! WITCH CITY IS IN SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS, YOU DUMMYHEAD! STAY IN SCHOOL! HAHA! YOU'RE A FUNNY MONKEY! MOJO IS A MEANIE MONKEY!
Sep 28th, 2003 12:04 PM
klownboy
POON

BUTT MONKEYS WILL TAKR OVER TH WORLD!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Sep 28th, 2003 12:03 PM
klownboy
yeah

HELL YEAH I WANT TO COME YO HOUSE!! BUT I LIVE IN TEXAS... WHERES WITCH CITY??
Sep 28th, 2003 11:50 AM
Geggy YOU LIKE ME? OH YOU SWEET THING! HAHA! WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER MY HOUSE AND PLAY WITH MY ELEPHANT?! HIS NAME IS MOUSE!
Sep 28th, 2003 11:32 AM
klownboy
yeah

I LIKE PILLS, WEED, KLOWNS, AND MOST OF ALL: GEGGY!!
Sep 28th, 2003 11:28 AM
Geggy YOU'RE CUTE! I THINK I'M IN LOVE WITH A BOY WHO LOVES CLOWNS! BADDA BADDA BEE BAH! BADDA BADDA BEE BAH! KISSY KISS! HAHA!
Sep 28th, 2003 11:18 AM
klownboy
HELL YEAH

YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH!!

I NEED A BLOW JOB... I MEAN BLOW POP!!
Sep 28th, 2003 11:17 AM
Geggy YOU DON'T NEED PILLS TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER! WHAT YOU NEED IS A BLOW POP!
Sep 28th, 2003 11:10 AM
klownboy
NO

I WILL NEVER BE BANNED!! KLOWN BOY WILL LIVE FOREVER!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA... PILLS!!
Sep 28th, 2003 11:05 AM
glowbelly i wonder how long it's gonna take before you're banned.
Sep 28th, 2003 11:03 AM
klownboy
BLOOD HA!!

HUH! THERE KNEE GROWS!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! FUCK... NEED PILLS!! DAMNIT!!
Sep 28th, 2003 11:03 AM
Snatchtastic
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Wait, Wait, So if old people have frequent sex, and they also shed blobs of skin, wouldn't they shed blobs of skin onto the other person while thier rubbing thier wrinkly bodies on one another? So that would mean they would alter thier appearance. Just like in Mission Impossible. OMG Old people are the NEW secret agents.

Thanks oops I crapped my pants.
Sep 28th, 2003 10:54 AM
Geggy Why are there so many strong as an ox, taller than average black people in america?

1. because they're negroes (their knee grows)
2. the white people who went on journey to find new land (america) stopped by africa to pick up slaves, they figured the strongest would be more productive than the weak, the weak were left to die without any protection from the strong
3. the weak cannot climb trees, run like a wind or have enough strength to fight, therefore they're most likely to be killed by wild animals
4. they needed porn stars with big cock!
Sep 28th, 2003 09:05 AM
Spooky
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim
What do Monica Lewinsky and a vacuum cleaner have in common?

OMG THEY BOTH SUCK
If Microsoft made one thing that didn't suck, it would be a vaccum
Sep 28th, 2003 09:01 AM
klownboy
OLD PEOPLE

OLD PEOPLE SMELL... BECAUSE OF PRUNES!! BLAME THE PRUNS THEY ARE WHAT CAUSE WAR!!! need pills... fuck fuck fuck!!
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