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Oct 8th, 2003 10:47 PM
Skulhedface Jesus Saves...

The rest of you didn't clip your coupons.
Oct 8th, 2003 10:42 PM
Emu Yes, this website is, like Landover Baptist they link to, elaborate satire, according to the people at the Atheist Network message boards.
Oct 6th, 2003 05:46 PM
kahljorn Damn right I did.
Oct 6th, 2003 05:45 PM
Snatchtastic
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Jesus invented candy.
Oct 6th, 2003 04:54 PM
kellychaos Adults don't eat candy.
Oct 6th, 2003 05:12 AM
Ghost of Fraiser Kanga-Jew

I'm 28 also
Oct 6th, 2003 04:43 AM
FS
Oct 5th, 2003 06:49 PM
Perndog You liar, glowbelly. You're too hot to be in your late twenties.
Oct 5th, 2003 12:50 PM
Geggy Glowbelly suffers from what's called a peter pan syndrome. Her mind's wandering off in the never never land.
Oct 5th, 2003 11:38 AM
Immortal Goat
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It's just that this doesn't seem like something most adults would do...

I SALUTE YOU!!!
Oct 5th, 2003 02:16 AM
Drev
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Originally Posted by Spooky
i'll be 19 on halloween.
You better get some damn good candy.
Oct 5th, 2003 02:09 AM
Spooky i'll be 19 on halloween.
Oct 5th, 2003 01:12 AM
glowbelly
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Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
You're 28?!
yes. i'll be 29 in 8 months. that means i'll be 30 in 20 months. did you think noob3 was kidding when he called me "mom?"
Oct 5th, 2003 01:06 AM
kahljorn "This will help create in the child a positive association with Christianity, countering the anti-Christian indoctrination rampent in secular society."

Now we have proof they use subliminal messaging and mind control :O


The forces of Secularism just keep trying. It would be comical if it weren't so dastardly.

I so want a shirt like that.[/i]
Oct 5th, 2003 12:55 AM
Immortal Goat You're 28?!
Oct 4th, 2003 10:40 PM
glowbelly i'm 28 and don't know either of those bands. now what, fucko?
Oct 4th, 2003 09:52 PM
Spooky belt buckles are for kids who listen to saves the day and dashboard confessional.
Oct 4th, 2003 09:02 PM
soundtest that is one of the coolest belt buckles i've ever seen
Oct 4th, 2003 08:57 PM
glowbelly i have a belt buckle:
Oct 4th, 2003 07:42 PM
Spooky





Oct 4th, 2003 05:00 PM
kellychaos
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Originally Posted by Mockery
"Hand out Bible tracts not candy"

These are EXACTLY the kind of people that I absolutely despise.
Where are bible tracts in relation to apples with inserted razor blades on the Halloween hierarchy?
Oct 4th, 2003 06:51 AM
FS Fucking get over it.
Oct 4th, 2003 01:13 AM
Immortal Goat Although this IS an elaborate and very well done hoax, there is a bit of sad truth to the matter. There ARE people like that out there. I can't even take a shit in a public restroom anymore without the words "If you were to die right now, would you go to the Kingdom of Heaven?" in my face. For the love of FUCK, do I need to think about that while I am lightening my load? When I am in there, I think of cleansing my BOWELS, not my SOUL!!!
Oct 3rd, 2003 10:06 PM
Rez wow... that was extremely well done... i even sent off a few emails noting how the elephant does a seig heil... and the game theory is full of crap...
Oct 3rd, 2003 10:00 PM
Stabby
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Originally Posted by Perndog
I almost feel dumb for taking so damn long to get the joke.

This is quite possibly the most elaborate parody I've ever seen.
I think you're right. I found this on bouzou.com:
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Creation Science Fair: Hoax or Real?

Is this site, Creation Science Fair, an elaborate hoax in the same vein as Penguin Warehouse or Dog Island? The people and places mentioned on the site (Dr. Richard Paley, Marian County, Fellowship University) cannot be found except on this site. It is very, very over the top. Objective: Christian Ministries is the same site that claimed Macintosh computers were satanic. That site also went on a tear about a heresy called triclavianism.

One theory: it is actually a publicity stunt for the parody site, Landover Baptist,. It may also be a troll (as in flamebait). The blog, Lipstick Librarian, gives some of the reasons for thinking it is a hoax. The Mac thing really got some people riled up and Applelinks Web site presents evidence of the site's bogusness. About.com has checked in with its opinion of the site's hoaxicity. I did not find anything on the Web that corroborated that Objective: Christian Ministries was in fact, authentic.

Contagious media? Parody? Flamebait? If so, it is a pretty good job. And a more than a little bent and dark.
It has to be a hoax. A VERY well done hoax. I can breathe a sigh of relief now knowing that my Halloween won't be tainted by finding Bible passages in my Kit Kats.
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