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Oct 8th, 2003 01:36 AM | ||
Spooky |
[quote="LacrimansTaurne"] Quote:
OH MAN, IS THAT YOU? FUNNY WE SHOULD MEET ON THESE BOARDS! ![]() jay-frontslash-kay, jay-frontslash-kay! |
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Oct 8th, 2003 12:34 AM | ||
LacrimansTaurne |
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You just described one of my old college room-mates. He was a hulking mass of fat who showered once a week if we were lucky and he'd leave his nasty sweat-stained socks all over our tiny dorm room. In fact, that guy in the picture even looks like him (well, minus the lobster hat and goggles.) |
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Oct 7th, 2003 09:41 PM | ||
Bod |
I once had a b/f that had the nick-name 'Spade-face' cos people said he looked like he'd been hit in the face with a spade. But I would have rated him 10 if I did that kind of thing. At least you're not rated by your bra-size..........or are you? |
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:58 PM | ||
Rez |
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they drink lots of milk and smell awful and don't know it... |
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:48 PM | ||
dj bastard |
dont sweat it proto, im an ugly fucker but i had no problem with the ladies, until i open my mouth im a total gimp, but once i have grabbed the girls attention ( i said attention chimp not titties ) the rest is easy, if you are thinking ugly youll project uglyness. ! i reckon some girls think im hot some girls think im not, but i dont waste my time with the "nots" i get on down with the "hots" if you get my meaning, i reckon im about a 5 with an error margin of + / - 5, i think just about everyone is, arent they. ? ps; its the first pic i ever saw of you and you aint half as ugly as you tell ppl. |
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:09 PM | ||
mburbank |
The really sad part? That's his driver's lisence picture. THANK YOU! |
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:07 PM | ||
Carnivore |
![]() I give Proto a ten! |
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:56 PM | ||
mburbank |
i recently adopted Danica McKellar and she's llright with the lids and only chews the furniture a little, but I hate getting up before sunrise and follwoing her through te neighborhood with a bag over my hand cleaning up her poops. So over all, I give her a five. She's pretty, but Jesus christ. I hate holding a hot friggin' poop in my hand. |
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:43 PM | ||
Skulhedface |
Well, if it's any consolation, Proto, I've been rated an 8 before and STILL had her tell me I wasn't dateable. I rate myself a 2 just for that alone ![]() |
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:35 PM | ||
HickMan |
Seriously, nobody desirves a one. Protoclown, you at least desirve a seven. psst...thats a 70%! |
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Oct 7th, 2003 04:41 PM | ||
mburbank | I think adopting a greyhound is good thing to do, but not as good as being adopted by one. I give greyhound adoption a Nine, but only because the chick that played Winnie on the wonder years gives everything a ten and if I set an example of restrint I think she might... wait, what thread is this? | |
Oct 7th, 2003 04:32 PM | ||
kellychaos | If it wasn't against nature, I would totally seks up Proto ... but God already put one asshole in my pants. | |
Oct 7th, 2003 04:29 PM | ||
Helm |
I've never been told my rating by a girl, but if I had and she had said anything less than 5 I'd punch her in the face and then proclaim loudly that she just lost a few points herself. I think Proto looks nice. And I don't see anything wrong with his dress sense either. But I am a guy, after all ![]() |
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Oct 7th, 2003 03:10 PM | ||
O71394658 | If I was female, I would give you at least a 5 for the KMFDM T-shirt. :/ | |
Oct 7th, 2003 01:19 PM | ||
glowbelly |
you will if i make you ![]() |
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Oct 7th, 2003 12:12 PM | ||
Protoclown | I totally do, but I would NEVER be on television. | |
Oct 7th, 2003 07:09 AM | ||
glowbelly | proto needs a visit from the fab five! | |
Oct 7th, 2003 06:58 AM | ||
Helm | We were nice kids. We only shared our oppinions on girls we saw on the street if we liked them. Shallow, but nice. | |
Oct 7th, 2003 05:45 AM | ||
Blue | The only thing that ever got a chick for me cause i have only had the one i have now was an ORGY shirt. It used to be black with a silvery speck ( a candyass tour shirt ) and besides that i was just dressed all in black. All i ever where is skatey shorts all year around too and cargos are a formal as i get for long pants. Every shirt i wear besides a few polos are all band shirts and from what i have experianced chicks like dudes with long hair. I think it is cause they like to play with it so much. I'd be a five if i was lucky heh. | |
Oct 7th, 2003 05:26 AM | ||
the_dudefather |
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so remember flesh eating birds and the undead can work! (god im pathedic) p.s: i would rate myself a 4, not pretty, but not THAT ugly[/i] |
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Oct 7th, 2003 04:50 AM | ||
Dole | Don't sweat it Proto, we all know you're hot. | |
Oct 7th, 2003 02:54 AM | ||
Drev |
I can't decide to either have a beer belly of just ripped abs. If I have ripped abs, the ladies will like it, but if I have a beer belly (I don't even drink) ladies would want to rub my belly. ![]() WHAT SHOULD I DO? ![]() |
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:36 AM | ||
soundtest |
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Edit: grunge is coming back in a big way! you heard it here first! ![]() |
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:22 AM | ||
Jeanette X | Black is a good color on Proto. Hell, it looks good on virtually anyone. You can't go wrong with black. | |
Oct 7th, 2003 01:06 AM | ||
Ghost of Fraiser |
for god sakes a 1? What the hell would they rate the elephant man then? A .05, I'm sure those girls don't understand decimals. I'm like a 4 or a 5, I'm average, baby. |
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