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Nov 23rd, 2003 12:54 PM
Professor Cool I always thought the Tortoise and the Hare was about the Cuban Missile Crisis!!!

:Kellychaos
Nov 23rd, 2003 12:35 PM
Jeanette X Oh my God...they show a guy nailing a sheep over on the right....
Nov 23rd, 2003 12:15 PM
Ninjavenom


The bible would bo so much cooler if everything was literal. And without all that self-absorbed stuff god spouts out.
Nov 23rd, 2003 03:52 AM
ziggytrix In case you aren't familiar with the story, here it is illustrated with Legos.
Nov 23rd, 2003 03:34 AM
Jixby Phillips GET OUT OF MY DREAMS AND IN TO MY ARC
Nov 22nd, 2003 10:24 PM
Brandon
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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by george
almost as bad as your pussy on a warm day
Naw. I lie on my back with the fan wafting air up it. Keeps it fresh.
Nice deflection.
Nov 22nd, 2003 10:18 PM
Jeanette X
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Originally Posted by george
almost as bad as your pussy on a warm day
Naw. I lie on my back with the fan wafting air up it. Keeps it fresh.
Nov 22nd, 2003 09:52 PM
Anonymous burbank you made me laugh

I just don't understand it... did they never actually read the story?

Kids I think identify with room theme's or whatnot that a parent puts them in, at least for a while when they are little. This kid is going to ask mommy to read the story one day.

And God said "I killed everything and then had Noah and The Crew fuck it back to life"



"Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. Take with you seven of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made."


Every living thing that moved on the earth perished-birds, livestock, wild animals, all the creatures that swarm over the earth, and all mankind. Everything on dry land that had the breath of life in its nostrils died. Every living thing on the face of the earth was wiped out; men and animals and the creatures that move along the ground and the birds of the air were wiped from the earth. Only Noah was left, and those with him in the ark.
Nov 22nd, 2003 09:40 PM
george almost as bad as your pussy on a warm day
Nov 22nd, 2003 09:27 PM
Jeanette X
Re: noahs ark is super cute and darrrrrling

That ark must have utterly reeked of animal shit. 40 days and 40 nights is a long time to be closed up with a bunch of animals...
Nov 22nd, 2003 08:25 PM
Gurlugon YIFF
Nov 22nd, 2003 08:24 PM
george eww
Nov 22nd, 2003 08:21 PM
Anonymous www.popnko.com/imock/JakexSix.jpg
Nov 22nd, 2003 08:18 PM
george i wish i could die in a moment of heavenly destruction instead of being on the "keep him fucking miserable" installment plan.

and the story of noah is cute because it has animals, as does my porn.
Nov 22nd, 2003 08:10 PM
Anonymous i had the whole song explained to me with parallels to disease, P-Dog. and kindergarten doesn't lie.
Nov 22nd, 2003 07:52 PM
Perndog No, ring around the rosy is not about the bubonic plague. That's a myth based on liberal interpretation of a version of the rhyme first written down in the mid-19th century.

And destruction is always cute when God does it. Duh.
Nov 22nd, 2003 07:43 PM
Brandon
Re: noahs ark is super cute and darrrrrling

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Originally Posted by Doopa
Someone came in today to get stuff painted for a noahs ark theme for their baby's room.
There are a lot of cutesy noah arky things in this world.
How did this story of destruction become some kinda sweetie thinger?
seriously what the hell
I think devoutly religious types get some smug satisfaction out of stories in which people who aren't as devout as them get killed in horrific ways.
Nov 22nd, 2003 07:26 PM
soundtest Omit or minimize the destruction and resell it to children without a message. Disney does it all the time. Waiting and waiting for Hercules to get to the point where he sleeps with all 50 of Thespius' daughters in one night was the most depressing moment of my life.
Nov 22nd, 2003 07:04 PM
mburbank Doops, that's the same thing I asked myself when I had to direct a sunday school pageant on the subject. I had a whole monolgue about "A Sea awash with bloated stinking corpses as far as the eye could see" but the kids didn't know what 'bloated' was, so I told them and then they cried.
Nov 22nd, 2003 06:31 PM
Spectre X You're cool too Noob
Nov 22nd, 2003 06:30 PM
Anonymous I think he is a girl
Nov 22nd, 2003 06:27 PM
noob3 he's one of the coolest people here
Nov 22nd, 2003 06:22 PM
Spectre X Wow, Camicazio was actually being pretty cool just now.
Nov 22nd, 2003 06:16 PM
camacazio Yes. Yes it is.
Nov 22nd, 2003 06:16 PM
Supafly345 Isn't that about the Bubonic Plague or something?
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