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Dec 29th, 2003 12:52 AM
The Retro Kat AHEM asshole.
Dec 29th, 2003 12:06 AM
Drew Katsikas I wonder if you could stop posting?
Dec 28th, 2003 11:03 PM
Suck 'n' Fuck I wonder if the super mario brothers have ever had a jizzsicle?
Dec 28th, 2003 08:58 PM
liquidstatik OMGLIEK THERE'S A BIRD ON UR SHOULDER!!!11

OMGLIEKFUCKGETIT OFFPLZ LOLCAEKS FOREELNIGGA PLZ ;D
Dec 28th, 2003 08:55 PM
Alphonse No I didn't.
Dec 28th, 2003 08:15 PM
Cap'n Crunch YOU FUCKING STOLE MY JOKE FROM MONTHS AGO.

http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php...unch&ID=177594
Dec 28th, 2003 07:24 PM
Command Prompt Everyone in this thread is stupid at biology except for me.
Dec 28th, 2003 07:06 PM
Rongi
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• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
wait so masturbation causes weight loss?

if so I should teach gym classes
Dec 28th, 2003 06:16 PM
HickMan OMG! I CAN HAVE MOUTH SECKS
Dec 28th, 2003 06:03 PM
sadie no way. i don't even know you. freak.
Dec 28th, 2003 05:09 PM
Mike Jizz is good for women's health, according to Dr. Jane Greer.

http://www.semenex.com/elixir.htm

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Recently studies have shown that regular consumption of semen can actually have some wonderful health benefits... In the study, women who regularly consumed their lover's sperm showed such benefits as a reduction in ovarian cancers, lowered depression and many even had acne symptoms lessen or stop entirely.
Oh yeah!
Dec 28th, 2003 04:38 PM
Spectre X Brain. Hemmorage... too much info.
Dec 28th, 2003 04:25 PM
HickMan YUCKY!
Dec 28th, 2003 04:23 PM
CaptainBubba I ate my own once. I was tipsy. And alone. And I hadn't jerked off in about 2 months. It was all over my hands. So I tried it.

I bet in frozen form it would be alot worse actually.
Dec 28th, 2003 04:04 PM
Alphonse This black dude said it tasted salty :/
Dec 28th, 2003 03:59 PM
HickMan I always thought that jizz would kind of be high in fiber .


BUBBA HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT JIZZ TASTES LIKE? WAS IT A BET?
Dec 28th, 2003 03:50 PM
Snatchtastic
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Originally Posted by Alphonse
I don't like your avatar.
Dec 28th, 2003 03:35 PM
James
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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
• ascorbic acid (vitamin C, for tissue maintenance)
• blood-group antigens (from immune system)
• calcium (mineral)
• chlorine (oxidizing agent)
• cholesterol (steroid alcohol present in body fluids)
• choline (base, part of the vitamin B complex)
• citric acid (occurs during cellular metabolism)
• creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
• deoxyribonucleic acid (DNA)
• fructose (sugar used for energy)
• glutathione (peptide amino acid)
• hyaluronidase (enzyme)
• inositol (sugar found in muscles)
• lactic acid (byproduct of muscle use)
• magnesium (mineral)
• nitrogen (gas found in all living tissue)
• phosporus (mineral)
• potassium (mineral)
• purine (compound of uric acid)
• pyrimidine (organic base)
• pyruvic acid (formed from either glucose or glycogen)
• sodium (salt)
• sorbitol (body alcohol)
• spermidine (catalytic enzyme)
• spermine (ammonia compound found in sperm)
• urea (from urine)
• uric acid (from urine)
• vitamin B12 (for proper function of nervous system and metabolism)
• zinc (mineral)

That's all your tasting :/
HEY I DON'T SEE PROTEIN ON THAT LIST
Dec 28th, 2003 02:21 PM
MisSFiT
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Originally Posted by AChimp
I think the real question is, if you froze it into a cock-shaped popsicle, could you get women pregnant with it?
That's a good question.
I think frozen jizz works as good as the regular stuff.
Isn't that what they do at sperm banks-freeze it?
So, I'm guessing yes.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:17 PM
Matt Harty Me neither
Dec 28th, 2003 02:16 PM
Alphonse I like yours.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:13 PM
Matt Harty Me neither.
Dec 28th, 2003 02:07 PM
Alphonse I don't like your avatar.
Dec 28th, 2003 01:13 PM
Snatchtastic
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What would really be fucked up is if you were able to stab the Jizzcicle into somebody's eyeball just like in DIE HARD 2.

And would that be a form of skull fucking ?
Dec 28th, 2003 12:58 PM
CaptainBubba HOLY SHIT!!

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creatine (nitrogenous substance found in muscle)
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