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| Feb 10th, 2004 11:33 AM | ||
| Bestrest |
Re: The Cubicle 6000 Series! Quote:
WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! THATS NEW? ARE YOU A FUCKING IDIOT? I HAD THAT BOOK TRANSLATED SINCE 2001, AND I HAD THAT FUCKING COPY, AND IT WASNT EVEN FUNNY!!!  GONGRATSULATIONS; YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT! |
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| Feb 9th, 2004 04:58 PM | ||
| Matt Harty |
NICE SIG MAN 
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| Feb 9th, 2004 03:59 PM | ||
| MEATMAN | It was actually supposed to be a science fiction novel, but then I decided that it wasn't working out. After the first two pages in a composition notebook. | |
| Feb 9th, 2004 01:08 AM | ||
| Jixby Phillips | WITH VODKA IN IT | |
| Feb 8th, 2004 08:26 PM | ||
| Emu | Aren't you, like, 17? | |
| Feb 8th, 2004 08:13 PM | ||
| Evil Robot | photographing yourself naked and sending it to the NAMBLA website is not considered writing a book. | |
| Feb 8th, 2004 08:10 PM | ||
| Brandon |
I BET IT'S A BOOK ABOUT MEAT. BECAUSE YOU LIKE TO EAT MEAT SO MUCH. |
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| Feb 8th, 2004 07:54 PM | ||
| MEATMAN | I am currently working on one right now. Or at least I was, 4 years ago. I don't have the patience. | |
| Feb 8th, 2004 06:45 PM | ||
| Emu | I severely hope you never actually wrote a book. | |
| Feb 8th, 2004 06:14 PM | ||
| FartinMowler | edited due to alchohol content. | |
| Feb 8th, 2004 05:41 PM | ||
| Mr. Vagiclean | I want YOU, to kiss ME | |
| Feb 8th, 2004 05:36 PM | ||
| MEATMAN |
The Cubicle 6000 Series! Taken from one of my new books, The Dilbert Principle, is a very funny bit about a theoretical cubicle brochure for all of you who work in one. (I assume that at least one person here works in one) [center:bc56fea309]The Cubicle 6000(tm) Series[/center:bc56fea309] Think of the Cubicle 6000(tm) as a lifestyle, not just a big box to keep your crap in one place!! We used nature as our guide when we designed the Cubicle 6000(tm). Every unit has the unmistakable motivationalfeel of the four most inspiring locations on earth: VEAL-FATTENING PEN: Imagine the security that those lucky young cows feel, snug in their individual living units, without a care in the world. The reaffirming message is "Live for today!" CARDBOARD BOX: It's the same architecture that has transported the possessions of successful people for hundreds of years! BABY'S PLAYPEN: A reminder of the exuberance of youth and the thrill of being held captive by strange people who speak gibberish and punish you for reasons you don't understand! PRISON CELL: We've "captured" the carefree feeling of a convict serving twenty to life. Experience the security that was previously available only to the penal system! And look at all these special features!!
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